Man With A Hammer

[GossipMongoose]

Not Greg? What? Is that his middle name or something?

 

[ljw274]

Born Feb 84. Real name not even Greg.

I don’t think it’s unusual though? My FIL uses his middle name too and I’d consider that his real name

Not Greg? What? Is that his middle name or something?

Matthew Gregory Penn, or so says companies house

 

[GossipMongoose]

I don’t think it’s unusual though? My FIL uses his middle name too and I’d consider that his real name



Matthew Gregory Penn, or so says companies house

I agree with pp, middle name use isn’t unusual. My mother uses her middle name

 

[Pulltheotherone]

I find him utterly revolting.

 

[JodieGreen123]

I find him utterly revolting.

In what way? Just curious! Looks or personality or both?

 

[Pulltheotherone]

I don’t know …. Just something about him turns my stomach - All that posing in the bath and his horrible beard - eughhhh !

 

[CyberNannies]

Born Feb 84. Real name not even Greg.

Ooh this is tea indeed. What’s his real name?

 

[unidentified]

I don’t know …. Just something about him turns my stomach - All that posing in the bath and his horrible beard - eughhhh !

Oh I love his beard and would happily join him in the bath

 

[Pulltheotherone]

Omg nooooooo !

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

He’s got small, piggy eyes (imo)

 

[WreckingBall]

He’s got small, piggy eyes (imo)

Agreed! He always looks greasy too (even when he’s just posing with a drink and not in diy mode), no wonder he needs to spend all that time in the bath!

 

[ThePowderMonkey]

In what way? Just curious! Looks or personality or both?

For me it’s the personality. He’s just vile. Calling people Madame. I find him so immature.

 

[GossipMongoose]

For me it’s the personality. He’s just vile. Calling people Madame. I find him so immature.

For me he comes across as the opposite, like a weird slimy uncle (despite the fact that I’m older than him!). I could do without the ‘Madame’ business. He definitely loves the ‘man at C&A’ posing and fishing for the adoration of the female IGers though (of course, they always gushingly oblige). Plus, reminding us that he has massive hands with every third post . Like anyone gives a tit.

I do like his renovation content though. He does genuinely seem to be lovingly restoring that house.

 

[Pulltheotherone]

Slimy uncle a perfect description …. He’s gross.

 

[unidentified]

Haha I’m alone in my lusting but then I know what’s under the scruffs

 

[JodieGreen123]

Haha I’m alone in my lusting but then I know what’s under the scruffs

Are the hand really as big as he says?

 

[GossipMongoose]

Are the hand really as big as he says?

They do look big when he’s clutching a beer can but that’s not necessarily a selling point for me.

1) It’s not really something to boast about, it’s an accident of genetics

2) It doesn’t make you any more of a man than someone with smaller hands

3) I don’t necessarily want ginormous spades prodding at me (I have the same policy for dentists).

 

[unidentified]

Are the hand really as big as he says?

Not just the hands

 

[JodieGreen123]

They do look big when he’s clutching a beer can but that’s not necessarily a selling point for me.

1) It’s not really something to boast about, it’s an accident of genetics

2) It doesn’t make you any more of a man than someone with smaller hands

3) I don’t necessarily want ginormous spades prodding at me (I have the same policy for dentists).

I’m 100% with you on all 3 points, just wondered if they were ginormous or not!

 

[Pulltheotherone]

The only thing inflated is his ego - knob head.