MAFS Australia season 11 (Australian pace) #1 oh s... here we go again

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Hi everyone! Just watched the first few eps. Obviously that Tarzan ‘alpha’ male is a prize twit. Why is every man that self identifies as alpha a such a piss poor representative of men? That Jayden on the other hand… a true Tarzan. Anyone else got the absolute horn for him? I was so ready to despise him. In the promo shits he just looked like a cave man and was fully expecting him to be a total idiot, especially with a brother like Mitch but so far he is coming across so well. Eden seems sound too. They are my favourites so far.

That poor physio girl is not coming across well bless her (Natalie?). She seems like a lovely person but she’s getting a shocking edit. He dad only just passed away and I feel like it is v irresponsible to put someone who is still in the middle of grief on such an intense show. Same goes for the old fella with the Linda light or whatever her name is.
 
Tim & Sara
Jayden & Eden
Timothy & Lucinda
Tristan & Cass
Jack & Tori
Collins & Natalie
Ben & Ellie
Joni & Lauren
Richard & Andrea

so according to the highlights one groom walks out leaves tomorrow…. My guess is Timothy… he just isn’t into all that burning sage stuff 😉
 
Pancake Titties said:
I reckon it’s Collins. Never been in a relationship and thinks MAF’s is a great starting point 😂
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I’m loving the username….

I like Jack love Jayden
Eden doesn’t say a lot, Tori is nice girl, but I couldn’t stop laughing at Collins, when he could hear them all talking at the dinner party and he had to leave serious FOMO and then finished it off with. I’ve gotta go back to work tomorrow. 😂🤣😂
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theGC said:
Lauren is so annoying
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She is like crazy eyes from orange is the new black.. and doesn’t suit her hair tied back
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kale-supremacist said:
Tbh thus might be the most boring season start ever
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They have to break us in gently.. I think there will also be 2 more couples joining I always take note how much space is at the end of the table 😝😝
 
Jack is an absolute flog. I want to throw something at the telly every time he uses the word ‘girl’ when speaking about a woman.

I actually don’t mind Lauren. I think she’s going to give Jack the absolute shits and I’m here for it 😂

Collins with his fake crying because he’s going home. Mate, you didn’t even like your wife, what the duck did you expect. Bye loser.
 
Anyone else getting the vibe that Jonathan who's matched with Lauren is slightly gay or bisexual?

My favs are Tristan and Jaden. Not sure why they needed to have so much focus on Mitch (Jaden's brother...to bring up viewership?)

Lucinda Light shouldve been matched with Jonathan, instead of that Mr Tin Man, Timothy.

Collins needs to go, not sure what's wrong with him. Either that or he's getting bad edits from the producers.
 
Okay here are my thoughts!

Jonathan - What a dish!! He's definitely my favourite so far. I know he seems a little bit bland but he seems just sweet and dependable. Also he reminds me of an ex-colleague I spent the better part of nine years crushing on. Just a total sweetie. I didn't really like Lauren at first but she seems to be growing on me.

Jack - Jack can get in the bin. Somehow everything he comes out with seems to be insulting to women. He's been doing something really weird with the facial hair on his top lip and once you notice, you'll never be able to unsee it.

Tim (Tin Man) I actually really like him and I get where he's coming from with needing space. He's gone from being alone to being with someone every second of the day. And someone who always wants to have physical contact. I love Lucinda but she needs to give him a little bit of space or she'll end up smothering him. Most married couples still have their own things going on and even I would feel suffocated in that scenario. Lucinda is so lovely though and I'm hoping they can come to some compromise between needing space and needing affection.

Jayden. Oh Jayden, I was really rooting for him to be one of the good ones. The confession was just so weird and a really immature way of handling conflict. I had something similar happen to me when I was 19. My then boyfriend and I broke up and since I thought it was over, I had been on a date with another guy. Then the then boyfriend decided he wanted to get back together but because I had been "unfaithful" while we were broken up, he told me he was going to go out and sleep with a girl at his college who really had a thing for him and told me exactly when he was planning to do it. The whole thing was really fucked up.

Collins is awful and I feel bad for Natalie. I hope he can come out of this without getting her heart broken.

Tristian and Cassandra. Oh my gosh they are just the cutest! Their little kiss on yesterday's episode was so adorable. I was worried she was going to friend-zone him but maybe she was just picking up on how insecure he is and giving him some time.

Richard and Andrea - They were one of my fave couples to start with but then Richard had to get all creepy about the other contestants while doing the photo ranking challenge. Which Tim is right about. It's a total bullshit challenge.
 
Icantwiththesepeople said:
Okay here are my thoughts!

Jonathan - What a dish!! He's definitely my favourite so far. I know he seems a little bit bland but he seems just sweet and dependable. Also he reminds me of an ex-colleague I spent the better part of nine years crushing on. Just a total sweetie. I didn't really like Lauren at first but she seems to be growing on me.

Jack - Jack can get in the bin. Somehow everything he comes out with seems to be insulting to women. He's been doing something really weird with the facial hair on his top lip and once you notice, you'll never be able to unsee it.

Tim (Tin Man) I actually really like him and I get where he's coming from with needing space. He's gone from being alone to being with someone every second of the day. And someone who always wants to have physical contact. I love Lucinda but she needs to give him a little bit of space or she'll end up smothering him. Most married couples still have their own things going on and even I would feel suffocated in that scenario. Lucinda is so lovely though and I'm hoping they can come to some compromise between needing space and needing affection.

Jayden. Oh Jayden, I was really rooting for him to be one of the good ones. The confession was just so weird and a really immature way of handling conflict. I had something similar happen to me when I was 19. My then boyfriend and I broke up and since I thought it was over, I had been on a date with another guy. Then the then boyfriend decided he wanted to get back together but because I had been "unfaithful" while we were broken up, he told me he was going to go out and sleep with a girl at his college who really had a thing for him and told me exactly when he was planning to do it. The whole thing was really fucked up.

Collins is awful and I feel bad for Natalie. I hope he can come out of this without getting her heart broken.

Tristian and Cassandra. Oh my gosh they are just the cutest! Their little kiss on yesterday's episode was so adorable. I was worried she was going to friend-zone him but maybe she was just picking up on how insecure he is and giving him some time.

Richard and Andrea - They were one of my fave couples to start with but then Richard had to get all creepy about the other contestants while doing the photo ranking challenge. Which Tim is right about. It's a total bullshit challenge.
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Agree with all of this.

You forgot Ben who thinks all females are sensitive souls 🤮🤮🤮
 
Pancake Titties said:
Agree with all of this.

You forgot Ben who thinks all females are sensitive souls 🤮🤮🤮
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Oh but we are dear. Maybe you’re just feeling a bit sensitive today?
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Icantwiththesepeople said:
Okay here are my thoughts!

Jonathan - What a dish!! He's definitely my favourite so far. I know he seems a little bit bland but he seems just sweet and dependable. Also he reminds me of an ex-colleague I spent the better part of nine years crushing on. Just a total sweetie. I didn't really like Lauren at first but she seems to be growing on me.

Jack - Jack can get in the bin. Somehow everything he comes out with seems to be insulting to women. He's been doing something really weird with the facial hair on his top lip and once you notice, you'll never be able to unsee it.

Tim (Tin Man) I actually really like him and I get where he's coming from with needing space. He's gone from being alone to being with someone every second of the day. And someone who always wants to have physical contact. I love Lucinda but she needs to give him a little bit of space or she'll end up smothering him. Most married couples still have their own things going on and even I would feel suffocated in that scenario. Lucinda is so lovely though and I'm hoping they can come to some compromise between needing space and needing affection.

Jayden. Oh Jayden, I was really rooting for him to be one of the good ones. The confession was just so weird and a really immature way of handling conflict. I had something similar happen to me when I was 19. My then boyfriend and I broke up and since I thought it was over, I had been on a date with another guy. Then the then boyfriend decided he wanted to get back together but because I had been "unfaithful" while we were broken up, he told me he was going to go out and sleep with a girl at his college who really had a thing for him and told me exactly when he was planning to do it. The whole thing was really fucked up.

Collins is awful and I feel bad for Natalie. I hope he can come out of this without getting her heart broken.

Tristian and Cassandra. Oh my gosh they are just the cutest! Their little kiss on yesterday's episode was so adorable. I was worried she was going to friend-zone him but maybe she was just picking up on how insecure he is and giving him some time.

Richard and Andrea - They were one of my fave couples to start with but then Richard had to get all creepy about the other contestants while doing the photo ranking challenge. Which Tim is right about. It's a total bullshit challenge.
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Yes to all. I am really liking lauren at the moment. Thought she was maybe a bit too crass for me at first but finding her so funny now. She just sees through the dross and articulates what we are all thinking. When Jonno jept
Calling all the women ‘lovely’. It was so funny. Why do all the blokes fancy Ellie? I felt like she was one of the most forgettable. So bland.
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Did anyone listen to the interview with Jayden’s ex on so dramatic podcast. Tells a v different story. He does not come off well.
 
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I actually like Lauren. She's giving Mama Bear (protective of her cubs).

Tin Man did a mature thing by avoiding the photo challenge. It will not turn out well and most of them did the diplomatic (predictable) thing by placing their partners first.

Get Natalie, Lucinda and Tin Man a rematch already.

Tori who is matched with Bun Man Jack is not revealing her true feelings. She just wants attention and be called the power couple. Can’t stand Jack.

Looking forward to seeing Collins get shredded to pieces by the Expert guy.
 
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