Made in Chelsea #9

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Musings30 said:
Re Paris, I think what's thrown people (me anyway) is the randomness of her bile towards Yaz. As in, why is she so aggressively invested in the Yaz/Issy situation when she's known Issy all of five minutes. Adding to the fact she wasn't even in Bali. As I've said previously, it feels to me like she has some underlying beef with her, spurred by jealousy. She's known Yaz years, so maybe there's something deeper there.

Hopefully we'll see the back of Lord Fuckalot this year, as he keeps vowing to leave the show. It is pathetic how he's leeching onto this friendship with Yaz. It feels like she's his little project and will continue being a cockblock and romantic deterrent in her life if she's not careful. I also found it really creepy in episode 3 how he started joking about them sneaking to eachother's houses and holding hands down the street etc, without anyone knowing. Yaz clearly has feelings for him and he's just toying with them yet further by planting a seed of possibility in her head. Hopefully she'll see sense and pie off that friendship, but she seems too naive and lacking in wherewithal to do that any time soon.
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haha him and temps has just started a new business together! so are sooooooo busy. working alllllll day.
its so tiring they have to take regualr breaks for free events and food and nights out. they have to have regualr gifted stuff. they have to have regualr ice baths. but miles cant have his own bath he has to go to an actual spa to pay 45 for an ice bath session and then an infra red spa session.
but yes.there new businness coming soon.
they already make people pay more to see behind the scenes of the podcast now this. god.money grabbing privaleged dick heads.
maybe he will finally end mic.
or maybe they already have told him they arent having him back so he started this.
 
katesbess said:
haha him and temps has just started a new business together! so are sooooooo busy. working alllllll day.
its so tiring they have to take regualr breaks for free events and food and nights out. they have to have regualr gifted stuff. they have to have regualr ice baths. but miles cant have his own bath he has to go to an actual spa to pay 45 for an ice bath session and then an infra red spa session.
but yes.there new businness coming soon.
they already make people pay more to see behind the scenes of the podcast now this. god.money grabbing privaleged dick heads.
maybe he will finally end mic.
or maybe they already have told him they arent having him back so he started this.
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Ha this is brilliantly put. God help us with the ramblings on this one. Pair of prize twats M & T, theyā€™re so pointless. I remember when Miles tried to start a gym wear businessā€¦that lastedā€¦ not! But he went on and on about doing stupid polls and questions. I hate when influencers ask you so many questions re the brand you are basically collectively developing it for them, the users! I never answer - what are they doing for me? Nothing.

Youā€™re exactly right they are privileged dick heads & very very boringā€¦
 
katesbess said:
haha him and temps has just started a new business together! so are sooooooo busy. working alllllll day.
its so tiring they have to take regualr breaks for free events and food and nights out. they have to have regualr gifted stuff. they have to have regualr ice baths. but miles cant have his own bath he has to go to an actual spa to pay 45 for an ice bath session and then an infra red spa session.
but yes.there new businness coming soon.
they already make people pay more to see behind the scenes of the podcast now this. god.money grabbing privaleged dick heads.
maybe he will finally end mic.
or maybe they already have told him they arent having him back so he started this.
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Christ, now I've heard it allšŸ˜‚The depressing thing is, Miles has so many fawning followers, as does this "Temptation" head, that I fear many fools and their money may be easily parted šŸ„²

I'm still struggling to grasp what's so "tempting" about this "Temps" bloke, in lieu of looks and personality. So desperate he is to be relevant that he's started name-dropping Gordon Ramsay and Brooklyn Beckham in this "exclusive" DM article (fml):

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EXC: Meet Made In Chelsea newbie David Templer

David, 32, who describes himself as a 'fitness and food enthusiast', is close friends with long-standing cast member Miles Nazaire and Love Island's Charlie Radnedge.
www.dailymail.co.uk
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Can someone please give Sophie Habbs some wind/diarrhoea relief tablets already. Poor girl looks like she's going to burst...

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She is so smug looking cos she bagged Jamie ( who I think is actually a really hard worker and has made the most from the platform heā€™s been given) Iā€™ve listened to Sophie and Melissaā€™s vapid podcast. They are so out of touch with reality itā€™s comical. The most important thing in their day is facials. (Always ā€œLaaaaahvleyā€)
Hilariously, the rest of the world was loving Selena Gomez but brainless Melissa (dumped by her gimpy boyfriend, and pretended she didnā€™t care and still thinks the private school she went to is a personality trait) decided to say how much she LAAAVES Hailey beiber. So out of touch to the point she has to correct herself the week later when she realised she had read the room wrong (shock!!)
Sophie looks like a hard boiled egg, and Melissa and her tit migrated lips, wonky tits and weird mole are such an unsexy pair.
 
Just caught up and I can see both sides in the Issy and yaz argument but I'm more on Issys. I didn't agree with them thinking Issy is just hung up on Miles and he probably thinks the same too , he's no catch at all and I just can't stand Ruby
 
Glad others are finally seeing that Paris can be a patronising stuck up cow. Never got the love for her, donā€™t see her as a model either so imagine itā€™s a subsidised pipe dream. Similarly I simply cannot comprehend how Willow has a modelling career - is she a hand model?

This is going to be my last series if I can even make it to the end. The new cast members leave me cold, and it all feels more juvenile and repetitive than it ever has, or perhaps my patience for it has left the building!
 
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Glad others are finally seeing that Paris can be a patronising stuck up cow. Never got the love for her, donā€™t see her as a model either so imagine itā€™s a subsidised pipe dream. Similarly I simply cannot comprehend how Willow has a modelling career - is she a hand model?

This is going to be my last series if I can even make it to the end. The new cast members leave me cold, and it all feels more juvenile and repetitive than it ever has, or perhaps my patience for it has left the building!
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I'd be interested to know what Paris' parents do. There's no information about them online and she seems to keep very quiet about it. Also the "Lady" part of her Instagram handle tells you enough about how highly she regards herselfšŸ˜…

As for Willow, I imagine she, like Paris, is subsidised heavily by her wealthy parents as she jetsets on her constant stream of luxury holidays (what a life eh!). I also think she might be that bloke Malik's (who appeared in the Mallorca series) step-sister or half-sister as his name on Instagram is Malik Day Amro. Which makes it kind of creepy because wasn't he keen to set her (a mere 20 y/o) up with sleazy slimes Miles and celery headšŸ¤”
 
Musings30 said:
I'd be interested to know what Paris' parents do. There's no information about them online and she seems to keep very quiet about it. Also the "Lady" part of her Instagram handle tells you enough about how highly she regards herselfšŸ˜…

As for Willow, I imagine she, like Paris, is subsidised heavily by her wealthy parents as she jetsets on her constant stream of luxury holidays (what a life eh!). I also think she might be that bloke Malik's (who appeared in the Mallorca series) step-sister or half-sister as his name on Instagram is Malik Day Amro. Which makes it kind of creepy because wasn't he keen to set her (a mere 20 y/o) up with sleazy slimes Miles and celery headšŸ¤”
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I would love to know what Parisā€™ parents do/did too. Sheā€™s shown her mum many times, shes very beautiful. She looks like Paris but kinda healthier. Paris seems a tad unhinged these days bless her posh lady cotton sock. I think sheā€™s hungry but also maybe on somethingā€¦ I dunno. Like all of them I suppose. Interesting about Willows step brotherā€¦ good sleuthing. Poor cow, she certainly is a funny looking little thing isnā€™t sheā€¦ not pretty at all and has terrible hair but I enjoy her trying to have main character energy, makes me laugh!
 
Sliceofpizza said:
I would love to know what Parisā€™ parents do/did too. Sheā€™s shown her mum many times, shes very beautiful. She looks like Paris but kinda healthier. Paris seems a tad unhinged these days bless her posh lady cotton sock. I think sheā€™s hungry but also maybe on somethingā€¦ I dunno. Like all of them I suppose. Interesting about Willows step brotherā€¦ good sleuthing. Poor cow, she certainly is a funny looking little thing isnā€™t sheā€¦ not pretty at all and has terrible hair but I enjoy her trying to have main character energy, makes me laugh!
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I only just saw those Instagram pics of her mum. What a Glamazon. Ohh she's definitely on some sort of calorie deficit, like most of the other girls on this show (when you compare her to her first series). And it wouldn't massively shock me if she was on other things too.

Yeah, it's a bit weird that they didn't mention the fact Willow and Malek were related. Wonder whyšŸ¤”Haha, burn...I think Willow had her Day on the Mallorca series. She must have got a 'recommend a friend' deal via Verity for those new face fillers. She'll start looking like a 40 y/o soccer mom too if she's not careful with them.

In other freaky-ass news, how much does Harvey's new date on the show (Mel) look like the exact spit of Georgia...

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just me who cannot see why everyone gasses up yas??? i wouldnā€™t look twice if i saw her in the street. so average.
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also just went on her insta why does she edit and use so many filters on her grid posts lol
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awwwww. Robbie was horrible to Inga in ep 3 on that second show down

sam prince has been my favourite for ages and has only become better. their relationship is clearly genuinely strong
 
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doodlebug said:
Omg the way he was like ā€œhow can you drop me when Iā€™m one of your only friendsā€¦WHO DO YOU HAVE LEFT?!ā€

So nasty!
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Really nasty of him, and shows his true feelings about her. If I were Inga, I would drop him as a friend. People don't like Inga because she's real and won't allow people to talk down to her like tit, and they can't get on board with that. But I do find it interesting that Liv is like that, but a lot more firey, yet gets zero hate for it. I wonder if it's because Inga's a bit alternative compared to many of the other girls (e.g. the new-money posh chavs Ruby and Melissa) and they don't get her because she doesn't fit the same girly girl mould.
 
I thought I was the only one who cringes when miles talks about starting a business (again) and how he is working a lot and is so busyšŸ¤£ I seriously think the boy has never worked a day in his life, and when I mean work I do not mean posing with bulk supplement products on instagram for a few grand. His first project flopped completely, so embarrassing. He did this with a girl named Elle. I think it was called ā€œuncutā€, but it died out before it even began. I donā€™t think he will leave the show anytime soon because he needs his face on tv to be able to make easy money from ā€˜influencingā€™.
 
thegoldenhour7 said:
I thought I was the only one who cringes when miles talks about starting a business (again) and how he is working a lot and is so busyšŸ¤£ I seriously think the boy has never worked a day in his life, and when I mean work I do not mean posing with bulk supplement products on instagram for a few grand. His first project flopped completely, so embarrassing. He did this with a girl named Elle. I think it was called ā€œuncutā€, but it died out before it even began. I donā€™t think he will leave the show anytime soon because he needs his face on tv to be able to make easy money from ā€˜influencingā€™.
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Yes I never understood what that uncut thing was. A weird subscription service to get special videos and things? He also made a huge deal with his YouTube launch and because it didnā€™t take off right away, he just ditched it. It was too manufactured and think it would have done a bit better with authentic day in the life vlogs filmed by himself and not a videographer. Plus a bit of patience to let the thing take off! Emilyā€™s is doing relatively okay and that took a year or two of consistent uploads.
 
Ah he's at it again, with another "exclusive"...Good old "Temps" sure loves a name drop (or a hundred). And that headline...Classy bloke.

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Made in Chelseaā€™s Temps: his age, job and Liv Bentley romance

Your need to know on Made in Chelsea's Temps (real name David Templer) - his age, job and relationship with Liv Bentley. Read more on heatworld.
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You've also got to love the rationale for him joining MiC. "Miles had no mates left so they brought me on". The way he talks about himself, with these grand, sweeping statements is hilarious. How effing lazy have the producers becomešŸ„“That said, I'll take him any day over certain recent leavers of the show.
 

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