Made in Chelsea #7

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I think Julian has paid the producers to bring him some girls in to pine after him , he was lucky if a girl even looked in his direction in the past now suddenly he's this player who thinks he can afford to mess girls about, there's no other explanation can't understand the attraction
THIS! The last 2/3 seasons his story line has been 'woe is me I can't get a girl' even to the point that Sophie COACHED him on chat up lines. I remember thinking how cringe and embarrassing it was that he allowed producers to paint him as such a saddo who was rejected willy nilly by anyone with a pulse. And now we're meant to believe he's some sort of casanova? Even the way he blinks gives me the ick. The maths aint mathing.
 
THIS! The last 2/3 seasons his story line has been 'woe is me I can't get a girl' even to the point that Sophie COACHED him on chat up lines. I remember thinking how cringe and embarrassing it was that he allowed producers to paint him as such a saddo who was rejected willy nilly by anyone with a pulse. And now we're meant to believe he's some sort of casanova? Even the way he blinks gives me the ick. The maths aint mathing.
The whole show has lost its magic. There’s a clip on Instagram tonight of liv and Maeva arguing and feel like it’s so scripted. Liv kicks her out and goes that’s a waste of a train ticket.
 
God almighty, RUBY of all people saying Inga is ‘desperate and thirsty’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 absolutely zero self awareness! I guess following a footballer you’ve been out drinking with all night behind your boyfriends back and then shagging said boyfriends friend, after throwing yourself at someone in the same friendship group, when you were still with said boyfriend (Miles) is all good tho 😂 what a tragic bleeping cretin she is! Then arguing with Liv cause all of a sudden she is Sams friend? So is Liv and has been for years but she is saying what is right? bleeping moron of a human I can not stand her and her ghastly bleeping voice and ridiculous, pathetic ‘relationship’

Ahhhhhhh… that’s better 😂
 
I randomly went on Rez's instagram and wow he has a hot brother.
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I felt extremely sorry for Issey in these past two episodes. The way Maeva went for her with no justification was absolutely crazy. The way she is STILL acting about Miles 5 years later is nothing short of unhinged. And Issey noted this immediately. You only act like that if you are in a relationship with someone because why else would she care that much or get so irate? You wouldn’t even care 5 years later, let’s be real. It doesn’t make any sense why she is even still talking about him, if she was truly happy with James!! Mark my words that baby in her stomach is not James’s, it’s Miles’s which is why she reacted so incredibly badly to Issey seeing him. Think what you will but she has never cut ties with Miles, preferring to engage with him and keep connections open as she can (James too weak to stop it). She has 100% been sleeping with him whilst dating James. That’s why Miles looks so bleeping confused all the time. She’s been playing with him for 5 years, no wonder he’s finally signed up for therapy. Because he knows the baby is his.
I’m so confused at this, are you not aware that this has all been scripted? Maeve can’t act for sh*t, all the dramatic scenes between her and Izzy are so badly scripted. Miles hasn’t signed up for therapy to talk about Maeve, it’s all purely for the show. Are you delusional?

Miles, from the looks of things is very shaken. He knows what Maeva is capable of, he even said himself he had “trauma” from their past relationship. Deep down he knows there is a big chance the baby is his. The meeting where Maeva consulted him before she decided to pop the question to James is a BIG giveaway that they are romantically involved. They then had sex that night and resulted in the pregnancy. The timings add up.
She would never run off with Miles properly, because he can’t offer stability but James can, therefore she stays with him to benefit from that, whilst Miles brings her the “passion” that James talked about. James isn’t strong enough for Maeva to lay down the law. Note how she said “Miles is my little witch I can get him to do what I want…” But really Miles doesn’t want to settle down, probably ever, that’s what she’s fighting with …It’s very fucked up.
This is a heavily scripted reality tv show. The line “Miles is my little witch, I can get him to do what I want” was scriiiiiiipted.
it’s not fucked up, it’s not fcuking reaaaaal.

Read a book instead.
 
The one filming/reality tv/fourth wall fail was in the latest episode when Ollie and Emily were talking about Liv’s lube. Emily was like “it’s really good” and Ollie was like “yeah I know you like it, you came into our room in Mallorca and took it all home to Jordan” - yet in Mallorca they were filming 1) the will they/won’t they thing with Miles and 2) Ollie and Gareth setting Emily up with Willow’s friend Malik?? But she already had a bf by then…I mean we all been knew but I thought it was funny they let that slip
 
The one filming/reality tv/fourth wall fail was in the latest episode when Ollie and Emily were talking about Liv’s lube. Emily was like “it’s really good” and Ollie was like “yeah I know you like it, you came into our room in Mallorca and took it all home to Jordan” - yet in Mallorca they were filming 1) the will they/won’t they thing with Miles and 2) Ollie and Gareth setting Emily up with Willow’s friend Malik?? But she already had a bf by then…I mean we all been knew but I thought it was funny they let that slip
Well spotted I totally missed that!!
 
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