Made in Chelsea #10

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Harry Baron has a new girlfriend... how do women not get the ick with these men?!
She's very beautiful and not at all what I was imagining. He's loaded, which helps😅

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Bet she doesn't look like that in real life though probably be heavily filtered and modified , I could be wrong but wouldn't surprise me
Haha, I had a gander at her IG and I don't think there's a huge amount of filtering going on, compared to the MiC girls. She loves a bikini/bare midriff selfie (or thousand) though, so she knows she's hot basically 😅

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Any chance you know why he and Melissa broke up? I saw them going the distance.

I heard she just got the ick.

he was a bit of a sleazy nightclub promoter who was friends with a cast member and got on the show, and sleazed on Melissa via Instagram sometime in 2017 IIRC . She was only 20 at the time (they went “official” around the time of her 21st birthday that Christmas). He was about 7 years older than her.

I think Harry being good looking, arrogant, older and active on the London Club scene was appealing to a 20 something year old who’d just left school, but less appealing to someone entering their mid 20s tbh.

Harry was/is a total fraud. He comes from a middle class family but not the same sort of wealth Melissa comes from. He was a bit of a normal/geeky skater type in school and somehow rebranded himself as this London Socialite when he started working for Amika, and I think it got to his head a little.

Apparently he acted as if he’d hit the jackpot with Melissa (and her family wealth. Her parents essentially set up her swimwear company for her while she was fannying around France/Mallorca). He just didn’t have much ambition or drive I think.

He has started up a ton of “businesses” that have always flopped, from a graphic design company to “Candle House Ltd” to his current job, which is basically a glorified Real Estate Agent.

he is a total fraud and promotes himself as this wealthy, confident guy when in reality he’s a bit of a con, is super self conscious, doesn’t have the type of background or wealth he pretends he has. He saw Melissa as a bit of a meal ticket and I think she woke up and realised he wasn’t the big catch she thought he was.

this is secondhand info though. Since we know Mel Tatum comes on tattle maybe she’ll decide to clarify one day 😹
 
I heard she just got the ick.

he was a bit of a sleazy nightclub promoter who was friends with a cast member and got on the show, and sleazed on Melissa via Instagram sometime in 2017 IIRC . She was only 20 at the time (they went “official” around the time of her 21st birthday that Christmas). He was about 7 years older than her.

I think Harry being good looking, arrogant, older and active on the London Club scene was appealing to a 20 something year old who’d just left school, but less appealing to someone entering their mid 20s tbh.

Harry was/is a total fraud. He comes from a middle class family but not the same sort of wealth Melissa comes from. He was a bit of a normal/geeky skater type in school and somehow rebranded himself as this London Socialite when he started working for Amika, and I think it got to his head a little.

Apparently he acted as if he’d hit the jackpot with Melissa (and her family wealth. Her parents essentially set up her swimwear company for her while she was fannying around France/Mallorca). He just didn’t have much ambition or drive I think.

He has started up a ton of “businesses” that have always flopped, from a graphic design company to “Candle House Ltd” to his current job, which is basically a glorified Real Estate Agent.

he is a total fraud and promotes himself as this wealthy, confident guy when in reality he’s a bit of a con, is super self conscious, doesn’t have the type of background or wealth he pretends he has. He saw Melissa as a bit of a meal ticket and I think she woke up and realised he wasn’t the big catch she thought he was.

this is secondhand info though. Since we know Mel Tatum comes on tattle maybe she’ll decide to clarify one day 😹
Ohh, juicy👀 I remember Jamie ripping into him for not having a real job and scrounging off his girlfriend. It's remarkable how much you can bullshit your way into a luxury lifestyle with an image revamp and jammy connections.
 
These comments about least Tempting man ever are just so funny!!! I don’t know who it was who said he acted like Miles’ carer but it’s so true and woefully precise! “And that’s okaaaaay Miles” shut up Temp- orary (hil-arious again & the poster who thought it was a joke name - I mean just brilliant) His blonde hair is a step too far I feel, well he is a step too far.

Canada girl story is sooo made up!

Harry Baron insight - super - always thought he seemed a massive wet drip who loved her money (yes she does seem pregnant, bet Habbs is furious). Harry seems an idiot..those curtains tell a thousand stories…of a wanker.

Habbs’ forehead description and Verity’s fashion fails description - so accurate, so funny.

I’d missed this page because of the new thread - so glad I’ve found it again. It’s the best!

PS After all my dread - I actually enjoyed Ollie and Gareth’s gender reveal, it was the most genuine I’ve seen them.

PPS Imogen, chill. Your obsession for mountain goat and the need to stay in cast is palpable. Although please stay - you are great tv.

PPS. Bella, be still your head and winding neck and find someone who actually likes you so you don’t have to keep up this “I’m so chill” persona up. The poor girl must be EXHAUSTED!
 
I heard she just got the ick.

he was a bit of a sleazy nightclub promoter who was friends with a cast member and got on the show, and sleazed on Melissa via Instagram sometime in 2017 IIRC . She was only 20 at the time (they went “official” around the time of her 21st birthday that Christmas). He was about 7 years older than her.

I think Harry being good looking, arrogant, older and active on the London Club scene was appealing to a 20 something year old who’d just left school, but less appealing to someone entering their mid 20s tbh.

Harry was/is a total fraud. He comes from a middle class family but not the same sort of wealth Melissa comes from. He was a bit of a normal/geeky skater type in school and somehow rebranded himself as this London Socialite when he started working for Amika, and I think it got to his head a little.

Apparently he acted as if he’d hit the jackpot with Melissa (and her family wealth. Her parents essentially set up her swimwear company for her while she was fannying around France/Mallorca). He just didn’t have much ambition or drive I think.

He has started up a ton of “businesses” that have always flopped, from a graphic design company to “Candle House Ltd” to his current job, which is basically a glorified Real Estate Agent.

he is a total fraud and promotes himself as this wealthy, confident guy when in reality he’s a bit of a con, is super self conscious, doesn’t have the type of background or wealth he pretends he has. He saw Melissa as a bit of a meal ticket and I think she woke up and realised he wasn’t the big catch she thought he was.

this is secondhand info though. Since we know Mel Tatum comes on tattle maybe she’ll decide to clarify one day 😹
He must have sh@t himself when Melissa said she had her eye in a £150k engagement ring 😂
 
These comments about least Tempting man ever are just so funny!!! I don’t know who it was who said he acted like Miles’ carer but it’s so true and woefully precise! “And that’s okaaaaay Miles” shut up Temp- orary (hil-arious again & the poster who thought it was a joke name - I mean just brilliant) His blonde hair is a step too far I feel, well he is a step too far.

Canada girl story is sooo made up!

Harry Baron insight - super - always thought he seemed a massive wet drip who loved her money (yes she does seem pregnant, bet Habbs is furious). Harry seems an idiot..those curtains tell a thousand stories…of a wanker.

Habbs’ forehead description and Verity’s fashion fails description - so accurate, so funny.

I’d missed this page because of the new thread - so glad I’ve found it again. It’s the best!

PS After all my dread - I actually enjoyed Ollie and Gareth’s gender reveal, it was the most genuine I’ve seen them.

PPS Imogen, chill. Your obsession for mountain goat and the need to stay in cast is palpable. Although please stay - you are great tv.

PPS. Bella, be still your head and winding neck and find someone who actually likes you so you don’t have to keep up this “I’m so chill” persona up. The poor girl must be EXHAUSTED!
Temps has been getting ripped across all the social media platforms, including this Twitter gem😂 It's side-achingly hilarious that he perceives himself as something really sexy and likely saw himself becoming the next MiC stud, but has woefully failed😅
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Re Imogen, she was very naive to believe an iota of bullshit that comes out of Harvey's mouth (has she not SEEN the show before?!). But I have to admit he was a POS for saying he bought Louis Vuitton bags for everyone, like he had one spare to give away and she was a mere afterthought. It sounds like she got heavily emotionally invested, despite him saying he wanted to keep it casual, but he also should have stopped it in its tracks the moment he realised she was more into it (which I have no doubt he was aware of). He clearly was using her for sex and sees her as easy (take a look at her IG; is bordering-on an OnlyFans account). I think Imogen is incredibly insecure, hence all the semi-naked pics and heavy cosmetic work. The best thing she can do for herself is to not go on Made in Chelsea and get some therapy for her self-esteem issues. And I mean that in all seriousness.
 
Temps has been getting ripped across all the social media platforms, including this Twitter gem😂 It's side-achingly hilarious that he perceives himself as something really sexy and likely saw himself becoming the next MiC stud, but has woefully failed😅
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Re Imogen, she was very naive to believe an iota of bullshit that comes out of Harvey's mouth (has she not SEEN the show before?!). But I have to admit he was a POS for saying he bought Louis Vuitton bags for everyone, like he had one spare to give away and she was a mere afterthought. It sounds like she got heavily emotionally invested, despite him saying he wanted to keep it casual, but he also should have stopped it in its tracks the moment he realised she was more into it (which I have no doubt he was aware of). He clearly was using her for sex and sees her as easy (take a look at her IG; is bordering-on an OnlyFans account). I think Imogen is incredibly insecure, hence all the semi-naked pics and heavy cosmetic work. The best thing she can do for herself is to not go on Made in Chelsea and get some therapy for her self-esteem issues. And I mean that in all seriousness.

I find it immature and embarrassing that Imogen went after Willow and accused her of not being a “girls girl” on the basis that she didn’t ask her if she was OK.

they were total strangers, Willow was put in an incredibly awkward situation, she didn’t know what had gone on. I’m not her biggest fan, but that doesn’t mean she’s not a “girls girl”.

Imogen clearly isn’t a girls girl herself, because attacking another woman for not having your “side” isn’t exactly female empowerment either, and let’s face it - she’s angry and bitter towards Willow and this is her way of rationalising her jealousy towards her over Harvey.

everything about Imogen was embarrassing. All that money spent on fake boobs, Botox, Tiffany necklaces and seemingly zero effort into actually developing a shred of self esteem or dignity for herself.

if a guy embarrasses you/stands you up like that, you call him a dick and move in with your life - not rant about him to his ex girlfriend you’ve just met over brunch
 
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