Lynsey Queen of Clean #4

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Hi Lynsey - we know you’re reading here, don’t think it’s gone unnoticed that you’re furiously labelling every page in your stories with a product as #AD today! Funny that, when you’ve never done it before. Unfortunately though, you’re still doing it incorrectly.

Here’s a bit of advice. Instead of reading here on the sly, and picking up titbits of ad hoc advice from us, why don’t you read and digest the actual law and guidelines to ensure that you’re following them to the letter? You know, it is your job, after all. There will be some long words in there, but I’m sure someone can help you.
 
She really is like car crash tv, you can't help but look at her crappy stories although I flick through the ads and never swipe up, certainly not interested in any of the crap she is peddling. That bathroom cupboard today how much space is wasted as no internal shelf, she really hasn't a clue about home decorating or organising.
 
She really is like car crash tv, you can't help but look at her crappy stories although I flick through the ads and never swipe up, certainly not interested in any of the crap she is peddling. That bathroom cupboard today how much space is wasted as no internal shelf, she really hasn't a clue about home decorating or organising.
She’s fucked up her home renovation. The building work has made the living space look worse than before, all to give her a garden shed cupboard, and her use of storage space is so inefficient it’s laughable. Let’s not mention the decor 🤣
 
Eurgh, why did she pack up all her tit into boxes, surely you’d sort it out as you were putting it into boxes so you weren’t wasting boxes/space with crap you don’t want to keep! Then you know you’ve only got all the items you are keeping to unpack when the works done. Also, the amount of stuff she “frows on fursdays”, how is there even any tit they don’t want left????
 
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Haha haha she makes me 😂 what has ever changed for her during lockdown?? xx
 
I've always wondered what the white stuff under her nails is as well, it surely can't be her natural nail, if it is they're really thick and brittle looking.
Yeah her nails give me the proper boak.
I swear she used to wear a charm bracelet all the time and it used to get dragged through everything she was cleaning 🤢
Then once a week we'd be treated to her cleaning it and a swipe up to the kit. Used to make me heave between that and her nails.

Remember when she used to flog teepol stuff too? I bought loads of it on her recommendation and it was plop. Never hear her mention it anymore, deal must have dried up.
 
Oh 🤣 my 🤣 god🤣

She’s got a black eye from tripping on a broom in her hoarders hutch cleaning store. The irony has made me snort on my Baileys coffee (well worth it though)

Oh btw cock nose, the reason no one bothered to ask about it is because:

a) you FaceTune/filter so hard to hide your leather-hide face
b) nobody gives a tit

Also I’ve reported her again for more undeclared aff links 👊🏻
 
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