Lynsey Queen of Clean #2

[Noseymeddler]

Looks like she was reading on here during those train journeys yesterday. Pretty sure that I have said in the past that she should follow her own advice and write down what you need before shopping. It was staged a poor attempt looked and Sounded so fake.

 

[Anon89]

I’m concerned she doesn’t know what 20ml is based on her pouring

 

[Little Baby Nothing]

Swan verses Shark.... Funnily enough the one that pays her won.

 

[Cagayu]

Swan verses Shark.... Funnily enough the one that pays her won.

 

[Shineyshine]

Swan verses Shark.... Funnily enough the one that pays her won.

Hahaha she totally did that story because someone said here the other day (I’m sorry I can’t remember who it was) that she keeps the shark hidden behind the mirror because that’s the one she actually uses! The swan is tit but she has to show it every day because she’s paid

 

[JackieOh]

I thought I had seen all of the ads possible, but alas, no, Lynsey strikes again with an ad for a LADIES DISPOSABLE URINAL. Why is she advertising a she-wee?! Has the world gone mad?! This woman would advertise a murderer if she was paid enough

 

[Maggie28]

New thread title suggestion, keep is as boring as her. Queen of Clean #3 LEGO hair bore

 

[Doodlebug71]

I thought I had seen all of the ads possible, but alas, no, Lynsey strikes again with an ad for a LADIES DISPOSABLE URINAL. Why is she advertising a she-wee?! Has the world gone mad?! This woman would advertise a murderer if she was paid enough

WTAF how low can you go, she would sell her granny for 50p,can you imagine lego hair using a she pee with her alleged OCD

 

[Clare]

WTAF how low can you go, she would sell her granny for 50p,can you imagine lego hair using a she pee with her alleged OCD

Good god, I’ve got images of cringe she-wee garden boomerangs and poor Jakey stood in the background hoping the ground would swallow him up - if you reading this Lynsey DON’T DO IT!!!

 

[loolabelle]

Ok, so she’s uploaded a tiktok of her and a twin, and the N word is clearly said more than once! For the love of god!

 

[Cagayu]

Thread title #3 - is there anything she wee-n’t advertise?

 

[Popcorn ready]

I was embarrassed for her doing that tictok, why would she try and get down and trendy with her teenaged daughter.....she looks so clumsy and odd, it’s like she has a hand up her arse moving her like a puppet. The women is so stiff I just don’t get how she has had 3 children. She seems the type who would make love with lights out and tights on, long nighty buttoned up to her neck lol she really is a stepford wife.

 

[Gem27]

Going back to the flash bicarb as, Rosie did the exact same story yesterday word for word and then lqoc has followed suit and it appears she’s used the same cloth for everything she’d sell anything wouldn’t she? And I thought she was all for eco products

 

[WitsEnd]

And Laura Cleanholic too ^^^ Of course all their grandmas/mums used to buy baking soda and they need a shopping list. Never buying Flash with bicarbonate now

 

[Eye_roll_central]

And Laura Cleanholic too ^^^ Of course all their grandmas/mums used to buy baking soda and they need a shopping list. Never buying Flash with bicarbonate now

I was going to say the same thing! Must of been the advert brief so transparent...it’s embarrassing!

 

[Popcorn ready]

So far since Thursday I have seen 5 do the flash advert, supposedly all eco friendly people lol. Money talks don’t matter how much you don’t agree with chemicals money speaks louder lol.

 

[Noseymeddler]

So far since Thursday I have seen 5 do the flash advert, supposedly all eco friendly people lol. Money talks don’t matter how much you don’t agree with chemicals money speaks louder lol.

I’ve noticed this before they all do it with the same words so it’s scripted by the company so fake and they don’t sound like it’s spoken naturally And they are reading it as they speak

 

[Lynseyp]

So a good work out always makes her feel better..... nah not for me, I find a big bar of Dairy Milk usually helps me feel better

 

[Miss_Nobody]

Still wouldn't pay £5 for her book

 

[Little Baby Nothing]

Please tell me it was one of you that said about the eyeliner