Lynsey Queen of Clean #2

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One thing we’ve learnt for sure through this pandemic is that Lynsey has nothing in her life except consumerism. It’s tragic how often she goes shopping and she’s raising her children to be exactly the same. She harps on about eco cleaning but any bicarb mattress refresh is undone immediately with the tonne of fast fashion and plastic tat she buys that she absolutely doesn’t need. It then gets donated on quickly and probably ends up in landfill.
 
Noseymeddler said:
She’s going to be taking a full can of PINK Dettol spray and her little girl cleaning bag with her name on🙄 Lynsey wear a double strength black bin liner and a crash helmet keep those germs away you’ll not frighten anyone then in the normal gaudy clothes you wear.
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If she sprayed that anywhere near me it would set off my asthma don’t use this on public transport, you fool 😡 hope she gets kicked off the train
 
Swan, Swan, Swan, Swan, Swan, Swan, Swan, Swan, Swan................Shark!!! WTAF?

I think I've seen the unboxing of 3 Swan vacuums during lockdown, presume she has a fair number on the go already - a veritable bevy if you will. All gifted.

And then we see it's a top end Shark that she hides behind the floor standing mirror.

This has been bugging the bejeezus out of me for days and my takeaway is that Swan doesn't actually cut it for her. #brandrepfail

Thanks for listening. As you were.
 
Just watched her stories about going on the train. I take it she’s GOT to go to London and it couldn’t be done through a video call?
I think the train companies are trying their best, they probably have a lot more cleaning to do with less staff. To me she comes across bitchy when she starts complaining.
Stopped following her a while ago now and her stories have reminded me why.
 
Teresa1974 said:
Just seen this mornings story on the train lol....shes written something about Reggie Yates.....she's put a podcast that his done....it he's you stupid woman !!!
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Such a bug bear of mine I hate it when people say "his" instead of "he's"
I don't understand what her essential travel is and why she couldn't drive? Also why not just use wipes why the dettol spray?!
 
twilightgarden said:
Just watched her stories about going on the train. I take it she’s GOT to go to London and it couldn’t be done through a video call?
I think the train companies are trying their best, they probably have a lot more cleaning to do with less staff. To me she comes across bitchy when she starts complaining.
Stopped following her a while ago now and her stories have reminded me why.
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Trains will be cleaner now than they have ever been. She’s just moaning for a story, I think she actually enjoys it.
 
Shineyshine said:
Trains will be cleaner now than they have ever been. She’s just moaning for a story, I think she actually enjoys it.
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I agree with you but at the same time I'd also far rather she didn't find the grub that she did in the first place, particularly when its early in the day and they're nowhere near carrying normal passenger numbers.

(And I still believe it's unhealthy, unrealistic and unnatural to expect to live in a world that's sanitised like an operating theatre)
 
Kaydeelaydee said:
I agree with you but at the same time I'd also far rather she didn't find the grub that she did in the first place, particularly when its early in the day and they're nowhere near carrying normal passenger numbers.

(And I still believe it's unhealthy, unrealistic and unnatural to expect to live in a world that's sanitised like an operating theatre)
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You’re right. If you go looking for it, which she did for a story, you’ll always find something, especially on public transport.
 
Hellomynameis said:
Such a bug bear of mine I hate it when people say "his" instead of "he's"
I don't understand what her essential travel is and why she couldn't drive? Also why not just use wipes why the dettol spray?!
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Me too! And she uses ‘his’ all the time! She even says “His going to Tesco”. I’ve only seen this done on insta. Didn’t realise it was a thing.

I think she must have been recording narration for her book.

I have never ‘sanitised’ my bread bin either so I must be a dirty mare too. I hate when she puts daily/weekly instead of monthly/yearly, etc on her polls. It’s so passive aggressive and stuck up. Ummm, how about ‘once in a blue moon because I have a life’.
 
DCICassieStuart said:
I can honestly say I've NEVER 'sanitised' my breadbin.

Am I a dirty mare? 😂
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I don’t even have a bread bin😂😭

twilightgarden said:
Just watched her stories about going on the train. I take it she’s GOT to go to London and it couldn’t be done through a video call?
I think the train companies are trying their best, they probably have a lot more cleaning to do with less staff. To me she comes across bitchy when she starts complaining.
Stopped following her a while ago now and her stories have reminded me why.
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I don’t mind Lyndsey in fairness but she looks for tit to moan about. I hate dirt/germs as much as the next person. But who actually turns up with wipes looking for tit 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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