Lynsey Queen of Clean #18 Queen of mean shining her piss light, sharing lemon cake cos she’s so tight!

[Tea and Toast]

Oh duck off you absolute melt ...
I like to eat my toasted sandwich with a knife and fork
Is she trying even harder to be hyacinth bucket??

 

[Holly1977]

Why is she so pink and bloated on her face

 

[Tea and Toast]

Why is she so pink and bloated on her face

Cheap wine . .
Lots of it
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Spring cleaning her toaster ..
I empty the crumb trays on mine weekly.

OCD ~ my arse

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Notice the re-post at the flowers so you can see her Gucci trainers

 

[Farley108]

Oh duck off you absolute melt ...
I like to eat my toasted sandwich with a knife and fork
Is she trying even harder to be hyacinth bucket??

Its in case her fake teeth fall out when she bites it

 

[Tea and Toast]

Afternoon "SNOREY"
No Lyns, its us lot snoring, cos you're so boring

 

[If i told you …]

Please help a girl out … is ”freah”. A new trend in nail care?!

I can’t tell you the number of times I had to type that word, dam autocorrect

 

[Ditzymama28]

Please help a girl out … is ”freah”. A new trend in nail care?!

I can’t tell you the number of times I had to type that word, dam autocorrect

Lynzzz certainly isn't the QuEeN oF CLEaN ..but she's definitely Queen of Typo's

 

[blahfeblah]

Nice and burnt

 

[Jemandtheholograms]

That pizza is probably for them all

 

[Donnavanessa]

That pizza is probably for them all

…. With leftovers for tomorrow

 

[Holly1977]

Why does she think her family are wacky and crazy? Bland and beige !!

 

[Tea and Toast]

Why does she think her family are wacky and crazy? Bland and beige !!

This 1 though

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

Loser fit, she’s not wrong

 

[Tea and Toast]

Sorry, but surely, steaming that bedsheet while its on the bed is going to cause damp?
Looks flat and lifeless if I'm honest wiff you

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Sorry, but surely, steaming that bedsheet while its on the bed is going to cause damp?
Looks flat and lifeless if I'm honest wiff you

Isn’t it the same one that she’s putting in the washing machine

 

[kettlecrisp32]

Sorry, but surely, steaming that bedsheet while its on the bed is going to cause damp?
Looks flat and lifeless if I'm honest wiff you

Bet it’s the only steaminess it sees though

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

Can’t believe she’s flogging skincare

 

[Tea and Toast]

Can’t believe she’s flogging skincare

She'd sell her granny if it earnt her a few quid

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Now where did I leave my little violin?

I can't understand A) why she irons absolutely everything and B) why none of the FOUR other adults in the house seems capable of picking up an iron?