Lynsey Queen of Clean #18 Queen of mean shining her piss light, sharing lemon cake cos she’s so tight!

[Tea and Toast]

Did I just hear right?
Testing out a duster?
Had fun with it over the weekend
Like, I know her life is dull as dishwater but FUN and DUSTER should NEVER be in the same sentence if I'm honest wiff you

 

[Opinionated]

What is her obsession with having an uncooked sausage on her roast dinner?? It’s not even a pig in a blanket

 

[Jc456]

What is her obsession with having an uncooked sausage on her roast dinner?? It’s not even a pig in a blanket

The stuffing looks uncooked too. The yorkshire is tiny, has she got 1 and 1/4?

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

Crusty little stuffing ball and anaemic chipolata are the culinary equivalent of her husbands man parts that she has shrivelled up in the cupboard

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

Best meal of the week

The competition isn’t exactly fierce

 

[Tea and Toast]

Shes so bloody slap dash . .
Kad Prao . .
Its actually called Pad Kaprow

 

[Shineyshine]

Nice bit of shell in wiv your fried egg there Rib.

 

[Holly1977]

Why are all of her jeans so small on her? Time to size up Lynsey!!

 

[Mum3boys]

it’s the funder fighs , she simply refuses to wear jeans that flatter them and instead looks like a butternut squash

 

[youare1]

Why are all of her jeans so small on her? Time to size up Lynsey!!

Not a chance, whilst most of us buy the pair that looks good ignoring what the size label says she reminds me she would rather squeeze into a certain size rather than buy the next one up.
Does she read here? if so why would you not take it onboard some of the things we point out eg spelling, that post about cleaning your plants she states you can use mayonnaise but she is "relaxant" to try that, just take a few minutes to proof read what you are posting.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Not a chance, whilst most of us buy the pair that looks good ignoring what the size label says she reminds me she would rather squeeze into a certain size rather than buy the next one up.
Does she read here? if so why would you not take it onboard some of the things we point out eg spelling, that post about cleaning your plants she states you can use mayonnaise but she is "relaxant" to try that, just take a few minutes to proof read what you are posting.

I think she honestly believes the word is "relaxant" and not "reluctant". Remember when she was going to be "roofless" with her cleaning?

 

[Holly1977]

The top might be but stop wearing clothes too small

 

[Tea and Toast]

Oh my goodness. .
What is she ever going to say about this monstrosity
Looks like a bowl of vomit if I'm honest wiff you.

 

[Marylou]

Oh my goodness. .
What is she ever going to say about this monstrosity
Looks like a bowl of vomit if I'm honest wiff you.

You beat me to it. I thought she was soaking a dirty dish and showing the result

 

[Ditzymama28]

Oh my goodness. .
What is she ever going to say about this monstrosity
Looks like a bowl of vomit if I'm honest wiff you.

Is she trolling tattle by purposely making disgusting, inedible looking dinners ?!!

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

Is she trolling tattle by purposely making disgusting, inedible looking dinners ?!!

troll! That’s a weeks worth of meals for the entire family including devil dog!

 

[ilovepizza21]

Oh my goodness. .
What is she ever going to say about this monstrosity
Looks like a bowl of vomit if I'm honest wiff you.

Looks like how my toilet did on Sunday after one to many drinks

 

[lenny9]

omg that slop.
and what is going on with her fake tan he palms are white, back of her hand n wrists white arms tanned ?

 

[youare1]

Oh so you link a window vac that isn't the one you use but claim it's just as good, I thought you always said Lynsey that you have to test first before you recommend something??? Or is it a case of let's just link any other one just to keep the money coming in from your cr@ppy links?

 

[blahfeblah]

Not a chance, whilst most of us buy the pair that looks good ignoring what the size label says she reminds me she would rather squeeze into a certain size rather than buy the next one up.
Does she read here? if so why would you not take it onboard some of the things we point out eg spelling, that post about cleaning your plants she states you can use mayonnaise but she is "relaxant" to try that, just take a few minutes to proof read what you are posting.

At this stage I think she is some kind of parody and doing it all on purpose for us!