Lydia Millen #9 homeless (for 2 hours) with the MG’s! Woke Millen prepares 4 vlogmas cash grab!

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Georgeeee said:
Actually spat my tea out😂


I used to think she was lazy before- Her days were spent going to David Lloyd Spin classes, Starbucks, her POBox postal depot & home for an afternoon nap. Then she got gifted a bike & coffee machine & carrie collects the parcels so now she really does do buggar all.
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This is why I keep coming here ladies... these amazing quotes from you all - better content than any other Youtuber out there. If only we could all create a channel together! 😂
I agree with you all. She doesn’t have a life. I bet that when she reads these she will then start doing more things just because of course, we guide her and give her ideas for her content! Lol! She keeps using the ‘I’m scared of flying’ excuse too so she won’t go anywhere else either. She’ll be stuck with her comfort blankets at home by the fire like an old lady ready for retirement. I’ve seen retired old ladies have more fun and adventure than her! Lol
 
Yep tattlelife is our therapy forum for influencer induced ptsd.
Stage 1-Admiration/Connection/Purchase
Stage 2-Post spending doubts/ Niggles/Mistrust Am I going mad?/Is it just me? Hang on lets google this bish..
Stage 3-Realisation/Clarity/Relief/bleeping funny tit..I'm not alone..live happily ever after in new home on tattlife. The end
 
missstarlight said:
This is why I keep coming here ladies... these amazing quotes from you all - better content than any other Youtuber out there. If only we could all create a channel together! 😂
I agree with you all. She doesn’t have a life. I bet that when she reads these she will then start doing more things just because of course, we guide her and give her ideas for her content! Lol! She keeps using the ‘I’m scared of flying’ excuse too so she won’t go anywhere else either. She’ll be stuck with her comfort blankets at home by the fire like an old lady ready for retirement. I’ve seen retired old ladies have more fun and adventure than her! Lol
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Agreed, we should share a channel. A different person every day to keep it fresh
 
In theory 'the team' couldn't have been camping for too long, as the Millen-Gordons would've needed to return to Lumi in the bungalow.

Hang on...does this mean she's had a fortnight's head start on this? If her last vlog was already backdated and she'd done the sleep out & had previously mentioned the range haul..that means she's got two weeks of pre-records up her filthy dressing gown sleeve. While everyone else does daily vlogs with real life outings she'll be feet up on her phone. If her meet up is on the 3rd then itll be posted when, a week later? #getofftattlemillen #aboutyounotforyou
 
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'Good. Morning. Everyone. Tonight I'm doing something I was petrified to do last Christmas, sleeping rough on the streets of Britain *'fights off' fake tears* So watch me become Mother Theresa...oh & there's a My Theresa Affiliate Lynx in the description box for the £2,000 max mara teddy bear coat I'm going to be snuggled under 'on the streets'...
 
FurCoatNoKnickers said:
I'm sorry- but I have to have a Saturday rant...I've just been out, had some fun with the other half -and warming up with something alcoholic and festive for this witch fest. Why doesn't Lidl have any FUN anymore? Just hang out like we all do, chill and generally be in a good mood? The whinging, moaning, eye rolling, begging, nose scratching and selling is just so BORING. I used to literally watch her channel for the visual entertainment- now she might as well be the radio. NOTHING to see.

But what gets my blood pressure banging (more than that INFANTILE LISP and S&M German Gestapo Hat ) is the way she TALKS about what she's ABOUT to do. Basically a talking index. This my dear Lidl is NOT CONTENT. eg "I'm just about to have some breakfast then feed the cats and then do my make up before heading out in the car to go get my nails done", then saying it all again whilst she is actually eating breakfast, then saying it all again whilst doing her make up- I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT. just SHUT UP AND DO IT. This woman struggles and reaches for content so much... put all that predictable fuckery on time lapse for the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN SPACE NK.

Rubbing product into that white masculine,palid and pasty filler filled face compared to the rest of her body actually gives me heebie jeebies.. her face looks deceased and embalmed... all wrapped up in a disgusting, filthy and raggedy dressing gown. I swear her embalming suite smells of Body Odour, Farts, Fake tan with a hint of the latest free fragrance she's been gifted. We all have encountered that one girl that doesn't wash often enough and has a 'tarts bath' (spritzes on fragrance) instead. Lidl complains about the body hair that she constantly battles with- so I dread to imagine what state her pits and pussy are in.

And tell me- after watching her IG stories tonight- is she REALLY comparing that old dusty, dreary and unstimulating shambolic zoo as INSPO TO BEG FOR A SAFARI?? Maybe she's switching from Dior to Ralph Lauren!!

And can someone PLEASE tell me why Baggy Eye Carry is wearing an orange deflated parachute in the current IG story that is also weirdly tight across her tits? *shakes head, grabs wine glass and closes lap top*
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missstarlight said:
This is why I keep coming here ladies... these amazing quotes from you all - better content than any other Youtuber out there. If only we could all create a channel together! [emoji23]
I agree with you all. She doesn’t have a life. I bet that when she reads these she will then start doing more things just because of course, we guide her and give her ideas for her content! Lol! She keeps using the ‘I’m scared of flying’ excuse too so she won’t go anywhere else either. She’ll be stuck with her comfort blankets at home by the fire like an old lady ready for retirement. I’ve seen retired old ladies have more fun and adventure than her! Lol
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Lol yeah definitely, my mother-in-law is 80 and has a hectic crazy social life
 
So Carrie's partner is male.
& again, how is she only 29?!
 

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Question.
Who puts on a child’s dress (like seriously it looks like a 5yr olds dress) then leaves their hair like this??????? She could have styled her hair nice to dress up the dress.

Kids dress + 45yr old face = happy 30th scarrie!! 😂😂😂😂😂
 

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I honestly don't think Carrie has the time to do something for herself, like her hair on her birthday. Imagine how long it takes to search a new suite looking for spiders. The dress was probably a kind gift from her empress, together with the freebie trip to the creepy safari, she is so very kind to her subjects.

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Georgeeee said:
'Good. Morning. Everyone. Tonight I'm doing something I was petrified to do last Christmas, sleeping rough on the streets of Britain *'fights off' fake tears* So watch me become Mother Theresa...oh & there's a My Theresa Affiliate Lynx in the description box for the £2,000 max mara teddy bear coat I'm going to be snuggled under 'on the streets'...
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I actually heard Lidl’s voice in my head as I read this....
 
Vampy5555 said:
Question.
Who puts on a child’s dress (like seriously it looks like a 5yr olds dress) then leaves their hair like this??????? She could have styled her hair nice to dress up the dress.

Kids dress + 45yr old face = happy 30th scarrie!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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This easily goes down as Caweee’s worst look ever! Every single element about this look is a disaster...not one thing is passable! Did she do this on purpose to make up for utterly eclipsing Lidl at that fancy event where she wore that simple ASOS dress?
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