Lydia Millen #9 homeless (for 2 hours) with the MG’s! Woke Millen prepares 4 vlogmas cash grab!

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so maybe the dining room is the secret project and she's begging for a new cinema room then.

That house actually looked better before she did any decorating, it's now become a cream/beige funeral home (quite fitting), that dining room was the only room with some colour and style and now she's neutralised it.

People say your home reflects your personality: Beige, boring, dried dead flowers, old fashioned, no originality, ideas stolen from everyone, everything begged, and delusions of grandeur, boot room, russian room, the list goes on.

I can't wait for Christmas with the MG's - shall we take a bet on how long it takes before she starts missing days and getting ill? I reckon by 10th December she'll be done.

The all-cream/pearl grey tonal look worked well in her old house because it was small, and it gave it a light and airy look. Because she was a minimalist back then (lack of clutter I mean, not aesthetic), the overall effect was that her home was cozy yet sleek. It certainly looked a lot bigger than the 600sf that it was.

Since we all liked her old home better, she’s trying to recreate that aesthetic, but doesn’t understand exactly how. Since it’s a much larger home, that same approach won’t give the same effect. She should work with a professional designer who will understands the nuances required to achieve this look properly. But of course our madam won’t, as she’s a) too cheap and b) uses her trial and error approach as “content”
 
I really hope that the only mention of sex is from Kings of Leon 😝😝😝
No. Please no public displays of faux-heterosexual physical intimacy.
 

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I can't wait for Christmas with the MG's - shall we take a bet on how long it takes before she starts missing days and getting ill? I reckon by 10th December she'll be done.

I reckon she isn't even doing real vlogmas.. I think she'll do something like every other day do an upload, because everyday blogging (even though she already has pre-recorded content) will be just to much for her. I think we will probably get a total of 9 uploads for december.. And we will get at least 2 "im tired" "I slept bad" "excuse my skin" "im ill" "im stressed" "im overwhelmed" each video
 
I'm sorry- but I have to have a Saturday rant...I've just been out, had some fun with the other half -and warming up with something alcoholic and festive for this witch fest. Why doesn't Lidl have any FUN anymore? Just hang out like we all do, chill and generally be in a good mood? The whinging, moaning, eye rolling, begging, nose scratching and selling is just so BORING. I used to literally watch her channel for the visual entertainment- now she might as well be the radio. NOTHING to see.

But what gets my blood pressure banging (more than that INFANTILE LISP and S&M German Gestapo Hat ) is the way she TALKS about what she's ABOUT to do. Basically a talking index. This my dear Lidl is NOT CONTENT. eg "I'm just about to have some breakfast then feed the cats and then do my make up before heading out in the car to go get my nails done", then saying it all again whilst she is actually eating breakfast, then saying it all again whilst doing her make up- I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT. just SHUT UP AND DO IT. This woman struggles and reaches for content so much... put all that predictable fuckery on time lapse for the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN SPACE NK.

Rubbing product into that white masculine,palid and pasty filler filled face compared to the rest of her body actually gives me heebie jeebies.. her face looks deceased and embalmed... all wrapped up in a disgusting, filthy and raggedy dressing gown. I swear her embalming suite smells of Body Odour, Farts, Fake tan with a hint of the latest free fragrance she's been gifted. We all have encountered that one girl that doesn't wash often enough and has a 'tarts bath' (spritzes on fragrance) instead. Lidl complains about the body hair that she constantly battles with- so I dread to imagine what state her pits and pussy are in.

And tell me- after watching her IG stories tonight- is she REALLY comparing that old dusty, dreary and unstimulating shambolic zoo as INSPO TO BEG FOR A SAFARI?? Maybe she's switching from Dior to Ralph Lauren!!

And can someone PLEASE tell me why Baggy Eye Carry is wearing an orange deflated parachute in the current IG story that is also weirdly tight across her tits? *shakes head, grabs wine glass and closes lap top*
 
I agree her hair colour is not nice at all...
I think her hair was good before but I always thought that her hair wasn't perfect before. Her hair has always been straw like and it's still like that now. Yes it's thick but it's so dry and has always looked over processed. Her hair has never looked shiny unlike some Youtubers.

Dry or greasy. It's always one or the other. I have no idea how often she washes her hair and honestly couldn't care less, but it should probably be more frequent than it is with a more gentle shampoo or cleanser. And she should really use a heat protectant when styling her hair. She has such thick hair that isn't even curly... with decent hair care it whould not look the way it does.
 
This my dear Lidl is NOT CONTENT.

I think a big part of Lydiot's content problem is:
1. She doesn't spend any of her own money to make content or put anything of content up on her youtube. I find that quite a few you tubers put in some of their earnings to make content and do things that are worth filming, and make their youtube grow. This would require LEM to spend some of her own money from time to time, which we all know if it isn't FREE she ain't doing it.
2. I find many you tubers will say a quick something like "I just was around the house this weekend and didn't do anything worth filming", and then the rest of the video is something that they did that is worth filming. LIEdia doesn't do this. LIEdia just films her walking around her house rambling. She would probably turn brushing her teeth into content.
3. Lydia Elise Millen *-Gordon doesn't have any friends so she is rarely out and about doing things. She also is heavily reliant on her image and will very very very rarely film when she is in public. This would be an embarrassment to her and would make her look less posh. And it is Lydiots goal in life to keep up this fake I'm posh, I'm expensive lifestyle. The only outside of her house filming tend to be when she is in some furniture store where she is picking up her freebies.
4. Lydiot makes money of of longer youtube videos as she can put more ad's in them as well as she doesn't make a single video that is not "in paid partnership". This in Lydiot's mind translates to just walking around rambling for a 40minute vlog because that is going to make her money.
5. Lydia also is probably one of the least creative influencers on youtube. She doesn't have a single creative thought in her head. Lydias "style" is copying what she seeing in others homes, or houses, or others wearing and posing and copying it. This is not creating....This is copying.


Sorry end of rant.
 
OMG...my premonition was correct! More wedding throwback over Vlogmas! I really hope it's just the post-wedding, after-hours party and not post 5am bedroom stuff, and that the only mention of sex is from Kings of Leon 😝😝😝
She's barely over 30 and already going on about the 'good old days'. It just highlighty the fact that there is literally nothing currently happening in her life that is more interesting than old footage that didn't make the cut back then.
 
her face looks deceased and embalmed... dread to imagine what state her pits and pussy are in.
Actually spat my tea out😂

The only outside of her house filming tend to be when she is in some furniture store where she is picking up her freebies.
I used to think she was lazy before- Her days were spent going to David Lloyd Spin classes, Starbucks, her POBox postal depot & home for an afternoon nap. Then she got gifted a bike & coffee machine & carrie collects the parcels so now she really does do buggar all.
 
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