Lydia Millen #207 When shifty became a swiftie!

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@Oops... that post did make me laugh this morning!

Clydesdale - most definitely 😂

Who wears ivory trousers on a country walk? Do the dogs not interact with her ? Jump up with excitement? Leave muddy prints on her trousers. Does she not hop over anything which might leave a mark? No… thought not

Meanwhile the bread maker is bang on her lazy girl nature but not her asthetic. A white plastic cube of a machine ? In that kitchen?

The bread looked like cake in texture . Her bread cutting skills are atrocious . Ali is right, they need a £50 plastic Amazon bread slicer for sure . She blames the knife of course. Her slice started off about 1 cm thick and ended up about 2.5 inches thick at the bottom 😂
 
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Now she’s posting on her Ig about how she made bread, or rather the machine did..

Making bread….Ground Breaking!!!

“Home made bread” “How I did it”
😂😂😂😂
 
Mrs Evergreen at home with nature, loves being at home and in the garden blah blah. Well she has a massive greenhouse, six veg beds and this year has only produced a few Courgettes. Of course it's Ali's fault, the chickens fault anyones but Ms greenfingers.

Looks like she hardly bothers with her 'beloved' chickens and looks horrified at having to hold one.

Loves horses but isn't riding anymore as it's getting dark earlier in the evening. What does she think horse owners do leave the horses unridden until next spring? like another tattler said hasn't the bougie stables got flood lights and somewhere she could ride in the light?

She is a 'luxury' influencer guys but hold on am I seeing things or is Ms Bougie flogging River Island and Amazon? 🤣
 
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I apologize to those reading this at the table, I wanted to insert the photos as spoilers but failed.

And yes, somebody actually bought them. People are disgusting.
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OMG thats up there with buying used knickers, thats just gross, probably Rexysmum bought them, sits and sniffs them (sorry folks that just came out).
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claredeloony said:
Rexysbum, probably. Sleeps with them under her pillow … talks to them and sniffs them every night 😄
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OMG I just noticed we are both on the same wave length regarding rexysmum and the sniffing.
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Is she flogging kitchen appliances now??
 
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Now she’s posting on her Ig about how she made bread, or rather the machine did..

Making bread….Ground Breaking!!!

“Home made bread” “How I did it”
😂😂😂😂
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lol someone is trying to boost the views without having to pay for the bots! Lol

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My parents had a bread machine in the 80s! The bread was just like this… a brick. After a month, that machine was never used again.
I certainly wouldn’t call it homemade even back then. It’s machine made and not appealing.
 
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lol someone is trying to boost the views without having to pay for the bots! Lol

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My parents had a bread machine in the 80s! The bread was just like this… a brick. After a month, that machine was never used again.
I certainly wouldn’t call it homemade even back then. It’s machine made and not appealing.
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I bought one years ago, the bread was disgusting, but it makes fantastic pizza dough.
The thermocrap makes bread dough so why does she need a bread machine ?
 
Hunevoque2 said:
I bought one years ago, the bread was disgusting, but it makes fantastic pizza dough.
The thermocrap makes bread dough so why does she need a bread machine ?
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I was thinking that too. All of the other things that machine makes is possible in the thermomix. Ali already makes the pizza dough so this was clearly desperate for content antics.

Maybe the new machines make decent bread but really she did not need this machine.
 
She’s clearly going to be flogging the bread machine soon … proper bread making is quintessentially wholesome, and one of the things that the Cotswolds-living, artisan-loving vloggers love to showcase. So there’s no excuse for not kneading your own dough unless you’re on the make. In fact, my stroppy gamer 13 year old can knock up a proper homemade focaccia, so why can’t Lyds?
 
How she made homemade bread :-

She was lying on the sofa in her green dressing gown when she ordered Ali to order an urgent deliveroo delivery of flour and yeast because she forgot to tell him to add it to their Ocado shop.

The ingredients arrived, Ali unpacked them, she threw them into the machine and switched it on , exhausted she poured herself a mega pint of wine 😂
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Meanwhile Launer has today launched their luggage collection she was banging on about a while back. I’m surprised she hasn’t shown them in the last vlog. Although she’s normally late to the party. Maybe it’s in the next vlog whenever that is, she’s so unreliable these days . Or maybe they have dropped her .
 

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