Lydia Millen #207 When shifty became a swiftie!

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Only Lydia can make River Island look naff 🤣 .
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She blamed the chickens for not getting much. Says they ruined the veg garden. They do let those chickens out unsupervised so what does she expect? Oh and she said that ALI would have to replant with plugs. Note not her!

Probably replanted just for that photo shoot! Did someone say she was shooting a calendar? That must be why they are decorating for Xmas for a day and she’s wearing AD sweaters on Hot days and holding chickens in spring dresses. Who on earth thought anyone would want a CALENDAR of her??? Oh wait… must be tha paid PR lady who was hyping this shoot up like it was vogue. She hypes up the most random things so they must be all she can get Lydia.
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Oh no it's not an EVERGREEN calender is it?
 
An Amazon sponsored vlog. Bougie eh.

Can't wait for the fashion inspo lol.
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Good morning and welcome to today 🌹

I was out at the crack of silly this morning riding my horse for three years.

It’s quite amazing what you see over other people’s fences when you‘re on horseback you know! F’rinstance, earlier I saw a man try to pass a chicken to a woman using insistent force. She was grimacing and shrieking with unabated indifference. I don’t know anything about and simply cannot support this new craze for Chicken Rugby. Why are they are trying to make this happen? Frankly, it all seems rather silly and utterly pointless to me.

I‘ve been wearing my heeeuge riding hat gentle reader, simply because I needed somewhere to store my marmalade sandwich. When I dismounted to let Dobbin drink from the meandering brook which trickles through the sylvan gravestones of the bucolic English Countryside Churchyard, I ruminated as I munched marmalade whilst the church clock struck 7.30 am on how the season won’t be changing for flopping ages yet. Nevertheless, I made a mental note to myself to buy some cotton frocks and some disgusting brown sandals for the colder months ahead.

Have you started dusting all your Christmas decorations down yet? I started last week. It’s very time consuming but I can’t have dusty garlands or grubby nutcracker soldiers - it’s just not done. I’m due to bleach my spoons next week for those of you who wrote in to ask if I had. You’ll no doubt be pleased to hear my pastry fork collection has now been featured in ‘Goodbye’ magazine.

Anyway, that’s me done - I now need to go and park Dobbin who I’m sure is quite peckish after his three year hack this morning. I’m due to join a friend soon. We plan to go and watch this bloke in a ginger dirndl as he leans against an underpass doorway in our local English Countryside multi-storey car park. The queues are three deep already…

Peace, piece, peas ✌.
 
Who sprays their pyjamas with a scent of any sort let alone with a pillow mist just before they are about to get into bed. She already sprayed their bed pillows, fair enough the pillows, but the pyjamas too! Isn’t that a bit much, that would send me. I wouldn’t be able to sleep inhaling the heavy smell of lavendar right up my nose especially because of the way she is over the top with her million sprays of her perfumes, or anything that has a nozzle and fragrance, she douses, it’s never a light spritz.

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I know she is stinky and gross and on the nose, one could only imagine the pong lingering as she moves about the house, not having showers after horse riding or workouts, not washing her hair for long periods of time and puts talc on her vagina to drown out the pong of herself, but she is another level of ridiculously excessive.
 
How is Lydia so tit at everything she does. The way she was freaking out about making bread... bloody hell, such a saga! and not only was she freaking out about making bread, but making bread in a bread making machine that did everything for her! All she did was throw in 7 ingredients in the bake tin that is part of the bread maker, wait for it to rise and then bake, and et voila' the bread is cooked, she literally did nothing. She is so inept.

Didn't she put a few recipes in her evershit book making out she regularly bakes and cooks during the seasons, but everytime she is confronted with the mere thought of cooking anything she can't cope or has a conniption. Plus she is always reliant on others to do things for her, i.e Ali or Carrie because she is a lazy bint! In the vlog she was already giving Ali the task of bread making duties saying he can do it. She's all smoke and mirrors.
 
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