Lydia Millen #207 When shifty became a swiftie!

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Greentrees said:
Gee, Lydia went all out for Pip's 30th Birthday gift! She gave her an Autumn basket Hamper!

One of the things in the basket was a packet of her bleeping seeds with one of Lydia's stickers on it!! :ROFLMAO: Wow, no expenses spared, a packet of seeds! So Lavish!

bleeping hell, just what every 30 year old wants for their birthday...a packet of seeds with one of Lydia's stickers on it!!

She didn't even buy the basket she used for the hamper as a birthday gift. It was a basket she received as a gift herself, and is now giving it to Pippa! Omg, she even told everyone this! So, she's giving her a re-used basket. Cheapskate! She didn’t even buy a new one!

All the stuff in the basket was everything from home! Eggs from the chickens, Honeycomb from the bees. She even decided to make her that dry af lemon cake to put in the hamper! I kid you not! This basket sounds like a barrel of fun! 🤣

She even lined the basket with straw left over from the chicken coup and put in a little bunch of wheat as a decoration!

Oh, I forgot she also gave her a Daylesford tomato vine candle which she probably already had in her candle cupboard! By the looks of things Lydia spent duck all!

If this was her main birthday gift for a 30th birthday, then Lydia is the biggest tight arse. Basket hampers are not something that comes to mind for a milestone birthday, especially one like Lydia’s basket. Who gives seeds and eggs?!

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I thought it was bad enough she showed up looking like a crazy person in that outfit!

Now this is the worst birthday gift I’ve event seen especially for a young person … and from 2 guests to what looked like a very nice party. Not even a nice bottle of wine! Lydia must not have any free wine left to share.

I can JUST hear the whole friend group of Ali’s (that dislike her) getting a good old laugh!

WAIT I just watched the TikTok. She was going to give a loaf of that bread machine bread but time was tight so she made the lemon cake! Hahaha Chloe you almost got a brick of bread from a machine. 😂

Not one negative comment… that is suspect. People this isn’t a housewarming gift. This is a birthday gift at a very nice party. Oh wait… you can’t tell the difference because you are AI paid for comments most likely.
 
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I don't know who Pippa is as I can't bring myself to watch her anymore BUT what I will say is this. The description of that awful birthday hamper/present shows that Lidl priorities show and display over substance and authenticity. She didn't give her all that tit because she thought she'd like it, she didn't stop to think what most normal people would buy as a birthday pressie because she wouldn't be able to put that on social media. No, she did it to show us. Nothing about this woman is sincere. Pathetic.
 
Oh and she sprayed so many times so fast I couldn’t even count. Bet noone at the party could get within 10 feet of her!



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Do you think MJ way is irritated by how much Lydiot copies her (every single item here) yet rarely wears or promotes her brand avelle? This entire look is copied like SWF! Lydia even admitted she bought the bag and necklace immediately after seeing Lauren wearing.




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Greentrees said:
Gee, Lydia went all out for Pip's 30th Birthday gift! She gave her an Autumn basket Hamper!

One of the things in the basket was a packet of her bleeping seeds with one of Lydia's stickers on it!! :ROFLMAO: Wow, no expenses spared, a packet of seeds! So Lavish!

bleeping hell, just what every 30 year old wants for their birthday...a packet of seeds with one of Lydia's stickers on it!!

She didn't even buy the basket she used for the hamper as a birthday gift. It was a basket she received as a gift herself, and is now giving it to Pippa! Omg, she even told everyone this! So, she's giving her a re-used basket. Cheapskate! She didn’t even buy a new one!

All the stuff in the basket was everything from home! Eggs from the chickens, Honeycomb from the bees. She even decided to make her that dry af lemon cake to put in the hamper! I kid you not! This basket sounds like a barrel of fun! 🤣

She even lined the basket with straw left over from the chicken coup and put in a little bunch of wheat as a decoration!

Oh, I forgot she also gave her a Daylesford tomato vine candle which she probably already had in her candle cupboard! By the looks of things Lydia spent duck all!

If this was her main birthday gift for a 30th birthday, then Lydia is the biggest tight arse. Basket hampers are not something that comes to mind for a milestone birthday, especially one like Lydia’s basket. Who gives seeds and eggs?!

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This cheap ass gift was all about Lydia and what she likes and probably 99% NOTHING about Pippa.
Does Pippa garden enough to gift her a £1 packet of Affiliate Linked Amazon seeds.
ONE PACKET OF SEEDS ???? 1 !!!!
Geez.
Who wants a dry cake - NO ICING !!! - that is not packaged properly 'baked' by someone with very questionable hygiene habits ? As a 30th birthday present. Maybe I'm too superficial but my birthday gift should be about me.
A re-gifted tomato vine candle and used hamper. Ugh.
Weak honeycomb - mind you, a very small piece - from Lil Felluh's very unimpressive bee hive.
She has such a small heart it is disgusting. Maybe even a nit disheartening.

If Lydia is too miserly to put her hand in her pocket and gift her friend a thoughtful present, she has loads of free beauty bits just sitting in her closet. Why not put together some skincare, make up and a perfume or 2 for Pippa ?

The more you give, the more you receive. With good intentions, of course.
Try it Lydia.
 
Greentrees said:
Gee, Lydia went all out for Pip's 30th Birthday gift! She gave her an Autumn basket Hamper!

One of the things in the basket was a packet of her bleeping seeds with one of Lydia's stickers on it!! :ROFLMAO: Wow, no expenses spared, a packet of seeds! So Lavish!

bleeping hell, just what every 30 year old wants for their birthday...a packet of seeds with one of Lydia's stickers on it!!

She didn't even buy the basket she used for the hamper as a birthday gift. It was a basket she received as a gift herself, and is now giving it to Pippa! Omg, she even told everyone this! So, she's giving her a re-used basket. Cheapskate! She didn’t even buy a new one!

All the stuff in the basket was everything from home! Eggs from the chickens, Honeycomb from the bees. She even decided to make her that dry af lemon cake to put in the hamper! I kid you not! This basket sounds like a barrel of fun! 🤣

She even lined the basket with straw left over from the chicken coup and put in a little bunch of wheat as a decoration!

Oh, I forgot she also gave her a Daylesford tomato vine candle which she probably already had in her candle cupboard! By the looks of things Lydia spent duck all!

If this was her main birthday gift for a 30th birthday, then Lydia is the biggest tight arse. Basket hampers are not something that comes to mind for a milestone birthday, especially one like Lydia’s basket. Who gives seeds and eggs?!

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So there's bare ass food in there with LEFTOVER CHICKEN STRAW?? :sick::sick::sick::sick:
 
I don't know who this Pippa chick is but I don't know any 30 year old who wants bleeping eggs for her birthday.

Neither does a 30 year old young woman want a used basket, honey or some dry cake as a birthday gift!

That basket was nothing personal and not an earnest present.

It was solely for Lydia to promote herself and stroke her own pathetic ego into believing she has a brand of her own and actual items that people would want.

No, Lydiot, you grabbed some tit from your cupboards, threw some stickers with your name on, dumped it into an old basket and than showed it to the masses as if you have anything people would actually want.

Some bleeping dirty ass eggs from your chicken coop?

She needs to realise ordering some lame stickers with your name printed on it does not mean you have a brand.

You tried the brand, remember ?

The cheap tat from China....one cheapie plastic mitt in a cheap plastic bag and the whole endeavour failed miserably.

You took money and then turned off comments and customer service when so many wanted to return it all.

I hope for her birthday someone gives her some dry ass cake and random things re-gifted.

Lydiot actually thinks she is an ambassador for countryside life and throwing this random stuff in a basket, including bleeping leftover straw for her dirty chickens, is proof of that.

She's beyond delusional at this point.
 
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She’s gone all out Kate bush tonight , wow , wow, wow , WOW!

Ali also has questionable hygiene in his just rolled out of bed presentation of honey 🍯 to the world . Clad in black T shirt and tracksuit bottoms he cuts into the honey with his unbrushed hair in its greasy glory

Has he washed ? I doubt it …

Now I would of thought a man of Alison Millen Morons standards would of clad themselves in an autumnal shade of silk gentleman’s pyjamas , velvet slippers and an intricate smoking coat before stepping foot outside of his boudoir . Why isn’t he in such a get up from Harrods naturally (in Alison’s case pronounced Arrods with a capital A! 😂)

We all know they are in his and hers tracksuits 22 hrs a day !
 
This one tuck malarkey looks like she got dressed in the dark or without a mirror 😂 she’s trying to hard to be “cool” and it’s so not working
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The go waiting room downstairs is getting beams 🙄. Yes beams will look fitting in a modern bunga with double glazed bifolds 👏🏼 perfect 😂
 
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Lola Faith said:
Her gym is the best laugh I've had in ages! She said it looks pretty! PRETTY HIDEOUS!!!!! IMO


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skipped right to the reveal! OMG I am LOVING WHAT A TRAIN WRECK AND COLLOSAL WASTE OF MONEY THIS WAS. SHE HATES IT! LMFAO

The lights are bare bulbs and JARRING that's for sure! Lydia just because soho farmhouse has these in a massive swimming pool area does not mean they can be cut and pasted into your underground shed/torture chamber. Farmhouse HAD to use wet rated lighting and it probably looks terrible and unwelcoming there too. Why make any of these choices in your home where you want to be inspired to work out when you are tired?

Who would want to do pilates and yoga on that floor?

Oh and don't get used to this VISTA - no no no she's adding more CABINETRY AND STORAGE! All this house is .... pointless shelving. At least she's gonna paint it so it's lighter.

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OMG they ripped out the massive free TV and replaced it with a tiny TV framed with an etsy fancy frame. She can't work out how to keep the artwork on all the time... but come on... why would anyone ever think that's not a TV in a gym? Who does she think she's fooling?

She wishes she could rip out all of the mirrors and TV and put a hidden tv behind the mirror. WHAT? It's a fricking Gym in a basement... not a presidential suite bathroom at ritz carlton.

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Begging for new gym equipt because the kindly gifted (or cheap amazon) previous items are not ASSthetic enough

all new weights, bike, reformer,
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Oh she wishes she hadn't clad the ceiling with the brown wood... would rather have done tounge and groove painted in dropcloth.

Woman.. that also would look strange. Though a lighter color would help with the low ceilings, every choice in this room is WRONG.


OH now she's not putting the shed cladding on the ceiling of the bathroom - she's learned her lesson here. SHE'S GOING TO APPLY ALL OF THESE LESSONS TO THE NEW HOUSE THEY ARE BUYING
 
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OMG!!!!

Firstly Lydia uses a METAL serrated curry comb on a horse (metal ones are only to be used for cleaning horses brushes not on the poor horse!) (photos of proof attached).

Rubber curry’s can be used gently on a horse if there are areas of thick mud. I never used one. Mine were always in one form of rug or another (fly sheet) and a groom washed their legs daily so mud wasn’t an issue for me .

Secondly she needs to learn which arm to lift the horse’s legs up with to pick out the hooves. Currently she is very incorrect

Thirdly, she’s still pretending to play piano with her riding hands. She should correct her hands and loosen them up a bit on a hack - we don’t need rolkur on a hack Lydia!!!!
 

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