Lydia Millen #205 Nothing says old money like a pathway in the basement!

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You could host a dinner party for 8 people on that forehead.
You could write a whole Dostoyevsky book on that forehead.
You could play today’s England Spain football match on that forehead.
This is a gentleman’s forehead from the English countryside.
Yes I am forehead shaming 🤭
 

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Catlady1234 said:
You could host a dinner party for 8 people on that forehead.
You could write a whole Dostoyevsky book on that forehead.
You could play today’s England Spain football match on that forehead.
This is a gentleman’s forehead from the English countryside.
Yes I am forehead shaming 🤭
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Surely it’s a five-head by now dearest @Catlady1234 🤷🏼‍♀️
Toupee or not toupee? THAT is the question…(from the English Countryside! )
 
Oops... said:
Guess who is going to get eaten if that isn’t a toupee?

Grimmest video EVAH! Just too awful…
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God, she's had that ridiculous schnozz and bicycle seat face much longer than I realised. She's also always been a grub, and Carrie's always been a hideous beg. Amazed at the extent to which I couldn't see any of this at the time 🙈
 
Greentrees said:
She is such a grot! Instead of putting on her dirty riding boots on in her ‘boot room’ or outside she puts them on in her dressing room on top of her pouffe stool no less, that she will proceed to take throughout the house! She is the epitome of gross.

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Her bleached hair stripes look ridiculous against her dark hair. How does she think that looks good I don’t know
 
Oops... said:
Guess who is going to get eaten if that isn’t a toupee?

Grimmest video EVAH! Just too awful…
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I just watched a snippet. What an ungrateful witch at the gin tasting. Three times in quick succession she rudely states "All these gins taste the same. I just need some tonic", then she didn't even bother tasting the bespoke gin just made for her; pointedly passing it on to one of her show-friends.
 
The English Countryside…
(to be declaimed in highly exaggerated Shakespearean tones)

Oh come with me! Yea! Let us ride
Into the English Countryside
Thy fragrance wardrobe and toupee
Await you here the live-long day
The genteel buzzing of good diction
Encouragement for wifely friction?
The Countryside is where you go
For peace and quiet - ain’t it Bro?
Your Aston Martin roars down lanes
And hedgerow flowers bend with pains
Caused by the fumes you proudly cause
So give yourself some wild applause…
In English Pub your thirst you’ll slake
The ginger tweed you won’t forsake
Will stand out like the sorest thumb
And every morsel, every crumb
Of pizza that you’re bound to order
To eat in an herbaceous border
Will make you look so upper class
And surely it will come to pass
That people will not think you’re funny
They’ll pay a sovereign (in old money)
To watch your cosplay and pretence
Your signet ring is no defence
Your public see you on the make
An English Country Fake, Fake, Fake…
 
Ravenstown said:
I just watched a snippet. What an ungrateful witch at the gin tasting. Three times in quick succession she rudely states "All these gins taste the same. I just need some tonic", then she didn't even bother tasting the bespoke gin just made for her; pointedly passing it on to one of her show-friends.
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I always smile wryly at her true accent! Particularly in the opening minutes where she’s still deliberately ‘lisping childishly’ whenever she speaks to Ali Baaaaaaaaaaabe! Ugh…

As for the gin and her rudeness: she clearly thought it was a gin and tonic tasting. All wasted on her. She just needed pizza and booze and for everyone else to shut up whilst she talked and laughed loudly every few seconds.
 
ella1979 said:
Your analogy is spot on, it’s interesting isn’t it .

Lydia’s “contact” ask Charlie is having to downsize . I wonder how long it will be until there is a moving vlog.

apologies for being off topic here but does anyone know of an ask Charlie thread here? I’ve searched but can’t find anything she must have a thread surely ?
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Did you find a thread for ask Charlie? I just came to look and couldn’t believe there wasn’t one! I can’t find one anyway x
 
didisaythatoutloudoops said:
I have always thought that the sole reason she has even a few fans is because she's thin. Her poor attempts at a country aesthetic aren't good, but she gets away with a lot just by being relatively skinny and tall.

If she was a plumper woman, the comparisons to Mrs Trunchbull would never stop (quite rightly).
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Sorry, did you say tall? 😂
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Namima said:
Lil Felluh has found another wall to lean on ... 🤭

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Someone said not long ago that he looks like Nigel Farage in the brown suit and now i can’t unsee it 🤭

How he zoomed in on the sunglasses in the pocket. And the leaning!! He is doing it on purpose now 😂 He knows we laugh at him for these things.
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Oops... said:
The English Countryside…
(to be declaimed in highly exaggerated Shakespearean tones)

Oh come with me! Yea! Let us ride
Into the English Countryside
Thy fragrance wardrobe and toupee
Await you here the live-long day
The genteel buzzing of good diction
Encouragement for wifely friction?
The Countryside is where you go
For peace and quiet - ain’t it Bro?
Your Aston Martin roars down lanes
And hedgerow flowers bend with pains
Caused by the fumes you proudly cause
So give yourself some wild applause…
In English Pub your thirst you’ll slake
The ginger tweed you won’t forsake
Will stand out like the sorest thumb
And every morsel, every crumb
Of pizza that you’re bound to order
To eat in an herbaceous border
Will make you look so upper class
And surely it will come to pass
That people will not think you’re funny
They’ll pay a sovereign (in old money)
To watch your cosplay and pretence
Your signet ring is no defence
Your public see you on the make
An English Country Fake, Fake, Fake…
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I absolutely live for your poems and posts. Always make me laugh 🥰
 
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