Lydia Millen #186 'Rescue' hens have arrived, borrowed hair has departed, has the book been started?

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eimaiilili said:
Does anything in this run-on sentence of hers make any sense? I mean...really! Does she not ask anyone to double check her ungrammatical, poorly- spelled nonsense? Lydia, you have not been concious(!) about your relentless going on and on about anything. Ever.
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What minimalism? She has to have multiples of items she will never wear, or will wear only once to flog it. She's like those one-cell, primitive life forms... the lower the IQ, the harder it is to wipe them out. The resilience is admirable.
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Yep - a 74 word sentence! Gosh! What a writer. She needs a literary person working with her at all times. She really does make herself look very silly. Can’t spell, can’t write, has no concept of Grammar or sentence structure. Best Selling Author. I really must go back to my Brain Surgeon’s previous life.

Lobotomies R Us. Buy one get seven ponies free. I do love a nice bunch of ponys don’t you? They are my fave flower.
 
I mean we all knew from the start there would be some kind of scandal with the book. Either that she has stolen the content or copied the cover from someone else and bam here we are…she copy pasted the cover layout from a post card.

I hope her “book” will contain Ali’s pasta recipe with the tuna and mayonnaise or else I’ll be pissed 😂
Or that she talks about how she celebrates her friends by ordering dominoes pizza for them to eat it outside in a cold green house.
Another chapter could be how to be extra chavy and fill your wineglass all the way up to the edge, while your husband talks about having diarrhoea in front of a waiter serving him food.
 
The editors of this book will have to bloody earn their money, as there will be spelling mistakes and grammatical errors on every bloody page!!! Well, there will be if The Famous Author Lidl Millen "writes" it. She can't even use a spell check on one of her bollocks world salad instragram posts.
I hope when the damn thing comes out it's littered with mistakes and utter bullshit!
 
jenmarks said:
Yes, it should already have been published as an advance review copy, and editions distributed to critics, press etc etc.

Example - Dolly Alderton's book is published a few weeks after Lydia's. I'm not a fan, but she's similarly 'influential'. She has numerous writers and celebrities who have already received a copy of her book and contributed a quote that will feature on the book, and that you can already see on the dedicated book page on Waterstones, Amazon etc.
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They may not be sending out review copies, as that will only hurt sales. 🤪
 
Julia123 said:
🧐 I mean did she crop off what Chart the book is actually on?

And gotta love the title of the book above hers.... HOW TO NOT KILL YOUR HOUSEPLANT!

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As long as it’s being sold, wouldn’t it technically always be in the charts, even at the bottom?

Now she’s said it’s going to take on a life if it’s own, I’m convinced it’s just flowery chapter headings and empty pages with exercises for the reader.
 
mustbeuni said:
And from the preview clip of today’s vlog I get the feeling that there will be lots of unnecessary illustrations to distract from the lack of meaningful words. And shouldn’t the illustrations have been completed months ago. Especially since she keeps going on how she worked so long on it
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I saw on instagram that an instagrammer called Cardiffmum, who posts recipes, has written a book and claimed it was at #1 in books on Amazon. Oh yeah, I thought, and checked it out. It is!!! Good for her.
Not #3,000 Lidl, or #1 in conservatories!!!
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JMD said:
Lydia Millen #187 - Luxury to minimalism, book cover plagiarism, even click bait can’t help your algorithm

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A couple other notes on today's flog:
1. She talks about the very Josie-esque dinner she made over the weekend with a record harvest from her "kitchen garden"; however, she shows none of it. This meal never happened.
2. She is royally ticked that she had to drive so far for her charity gig; she talked about as much about the drive-time as she did about the charity.
3. Her I'm-An-Author cosplay includes actually reading books, and she can't help tipping her hand that she's almost never read a book by how she shares about choosing a book to read and about reading. It's clearly a very new experience to her.
4. She doesn't run 3.1 miles that regularly. If she did, we'd see more of it. (Remember, Tattlers, always verify what toxic narcs say, because they tell you things to manage your impression of them, not because they're true.)

And again, I cannot say enough that I have never met an actual writer who talks about their book(s) without talking about the actual writing of it. Christ on a bike, she is a liar!
 
Of course the similarities are uncanny….
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Does she ever speak about wanting to have kids? I think I've heard her say she's worried about how her body will change once having children but apart from that I've never heard her mention extending her family any more. Also feels like she talks about being so busy but never really has anything to do.

Her costumes are so cringe.
 
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Julia123 said:
🧐 I mean did she crop off what Chart the book is actually on?

And gotta love the title of the book above hers.... HOW TO NOT KILL YOUR HOUSEPLANT!

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Is she concious at all ? Has she even decided what to write in this book? Will it be proof read if she’s self publishing? So many questions ….how can a book be in the charts when it’s not yet &inished? I sense a Globy 2.0 approaching…..it’s hilarious that she can’t even get grammar right yet feels so at one with the English language. Btw, that’s why you read…..knowing how to spell comes naturally when you do. and those frickin oven chips…they are so joyless….
 
callmelilly said:
Does she ever speak about wanting to have kids? I think I've heard her say she's worried about how her body will change once having children but apart from that I've never heard her mention extending her family any more. Also feels like she talks about being so busy but never really has anything to do.

Her costumes are so cringe.
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She went throughout a phase where she would mention seeing herself as a “ Range Rover” mom or something like that and that she want Her kids to sit in front of the fireplace before she took them to school. I think this was when she first got that horrible F*you Birkin.

Mostly she just gets mad if people ask about future children and has mostly seem not interested. Maybe she will pretend now that Josie has mentioned that she wants children and is at least trying to prepare for them. Josie has Endometriosis (so do I) so I’m sure she’s nervous about its effect on her fertility. Lydia claims to have pmdd but never diagnosed and that doesn’t necessarily effect your fertility to my knowledge but I’m sure she’s the type to start claiming she can’t have children.
 
Julia123 said:
I was wondering if the tactic is to really just sell this as "merch" to fans and get as many of the sheep to buy a copy (or several for the generations of sheeps to come) before anyone reads it and realizes what a pile of steaming :poop: it is. Just another money grab!
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Oh no, she is convinced that this is the start of her “author” career. The sky is the limit! She will be a celebrated literary genius, not too dissimilar to the likes of Tolstoy, Kafka and things like that! Just you wait! 🤪
 
jenmarks said:
Yes, it should already have been published as an advance review copy, and editions distributed to critics, press etc etc.

Example - Dolly Alderton's book is published a few weeks after Lydia's. I'm not a fan, but she's similarly 'influential'. She has numerous writers and celebrities who have already received a copy of her book and contributed a quote that will feature on the book, and that you can already see on the dedicated book page on Waterstones, Amazon etc.
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That’s what I was thinking, this book should be completed and printed by now. She is going to have some real late nights hand signing all 12 copies that were pre ordered with her scribble.
 
Sofie said:
She can t describe a scent to save her life, Frow is the same, drives me mad!!
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Meghan Markle, they are two peas/piece/peace in a pod.
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Yup, madam can t sit on her sofa anymore and expect the money to roll in. I wonder if her publicist has realised how lazy she is yet. Listening to her waffle in the car my ears pricked up when she mentioned patreon ... that ll be next, her sheep will have to pay to watch something interesting (or not).
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Patreon and a chateauuuu. She will soon single white female Stephanie Jarvis. The Tattlers on Chateau Diaries are relentless and find out absolutely everything there is to find out about any person that crosses Stephanie's path. It would be so fun to dig into Lydia's scandals.
 
Al Fresco said:
As long as it’s being sold, wouldn’t it technically always be in the charts, even at the bottom?

Now she’s said it’s going to take on a life if it’s own, I’m convinced it’s just flowery chapter headings and empty pages with exercises for the reader.
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Oh, it's full of hints and tips according to the write up!🤪



coconochanel said:
See we are asking and wondering if the book has been written and will it be written in time as we are imagining the pages filled with word BUT what if its one of those books with just a few words per page? eg....

Positivity is key to inner calm
ignore the noise and focus on your inner quiet.
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If you start now you will have finished a book before Lidl! 🤣
 
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