Lydia Millen #186 'Rescue' hens have arrived, borrowed hair has departed, has the book been started?

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I don’t know anything about publishing so please correct me but surely if a book is launching in less than 2 months it would be finished by now. Seems a bit odd that she is still selecting illustrations and writing her acknowledgements. At what point does a book go to print?


She probably wants to add in some last minute words about her charity work, complete with perfect toothed photos with her admirers and a cringey testimonial.
 
I don’t know anything about publishing so please correct me but surely if a book is launching in less than 2 months it would be finished by now. Seems a bit odd that she is still selecting illustrations and writing her acknowledgements. At what point does a book go to print?
When enough people pay over enough money up front through pre-ordering to cover the costs of printing. No probs with this one she’s ahead of Alan Titchmarsh. Not that it’s a gardening book - or is it?

She‘s being made to do charity by the PR company. Good idea to choose a kids charity - then it can never be filmed. Masterstroke.
 
So I have just noticed on The Groves feed that Lydia has done a post for them, obvs comp stay, I’m sure she organised herself a pretty deal seeing as her brother lives ten minutes from there too.
Now, who remembers when they went there, her & Aldi maybe two years ago.
They slagged it right off. Think it was for their anniversary not sure but it was a stay they supposedly paid for themselves (ahem!!!)
Such a serial ponce, take, take take take take take take.
How nice would it have been had she offered a stay there to one of her followers or someone less fortunate.
So sick of this GREED.
 
🧐 I mean did she crop off what Chart the book is actually on?

And gotta love the title of the book above hers.... HOW TO NOT KILL YOUR HOUSEPLANT!

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I see the "author" still can't spell......

Following her FACINATING the other day, we now have CONCIOUS!!!

bleeping Hell. I can't take much more of this total pratt trying to act like she's all proper and posh. Most school kids have better spelling than this fraud of an "author"
 
I see the "author" still can't spell......

Following her FACINATING the other day, we now have CONCIOUS!!!

bleeping Hell. I can't take much more of this total pratt trying to act like she's all proper and posh. Most school kids have better spelling than this fraud of an "author"

As La Millen said to her chickens - Batten down your hatches chuck! You’re in for a bumpy ride…
 
When enough people pay over enough money up front through pre-ordering to cover the costs of printing. No probs with this one she’s ahead of Alan Titchmarsh. Not that it’s a gardening book - or is it?

She‘s being made to do charity by the PR company. Good idea to choose a kids charity - then it can never be filmed. Masterstroke.


Remember the charity wine walk - that was a Lydia classic!
 
She’s defo been told by her manager to go out and find a charity to work with, to try and limit damage control due to her f@&£ing up her “image” with all the cock ups she’s made!
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She looked pissed in the taxi also! Why would you meet a new client half cut!!! It’s ok lids to say no to alcohol!! 🤦🏽‍♀️
 
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I don’t know anything about publishing so please correct me but surely if a book is launching in less than 2 months it would be finished by now. Seems a bit odd that she is still selecting illustrations and writing her acknowledgements. At what point does a book go to print?
Yes, it should already have been published as an advance review copy, and editions distributed to critics, press etc etc.

Example - Dolly Alderton's book is published a few weeks after Lydia's. I'm not a fan, but she's similarly 'influential'. She has numerous writers and celebrities who have already received a copy of her book and contributed a quote that will feature on the book, and that you can already see on the dedicated book page on Waterstones, Amazon etc.
 
🧐 I mean did she crop off what Chart the book is actually on?

And gotta love the title of the book above hers.... HOW TO NOT KILL YOUR HOUSEPLANT!

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Does anything in this run-on sentence of hers make any sense? I mean...really! Does she not ask anyone to double check her ungrammatical, poorly- spelled nonsense? Lydia, you have not been concious(!) about your relentless going on and on about anything. Ever.
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All she does is talk about herself - it is so boring!!

Very clear she couldn't care less about the charity!

How can she lie and say she's passionate about minimalism- her life is the total opposite!
What minimalism? She has to have multiples of items she will never wear, or will wear only once to flog it. She's like those one-cell, primitive life forms... the lower the IQ, the harder it is to wipe them out. The resilience is admirable.
 
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