Lydia Millen #185 Two kitchens but she still can’t cook, instead she ‘wrote’ a booky wook.

Lidl’s secret project is a book. What are your predictions?

  • It will be a runaway success and ‘author’ Lidl will soon be working on another

  • There will be insufficient pre orders to actually print it and it will go straight to ebook

  • It will be printed but never mentioned again

  • Reviews and comments will be so bad Lidl will hit rock bottom (again)

  • It will be printed, sold and reviewed but appear in charity shops within weeks, like Spare

  • There will be order and distribution problems #globygate

  • There will be a book tour, Lidl will appear on Loose Women and get a presenting job

  • She will be taken to court for fraud/plagiarism

  • Her subscription numbers will rocket and she will make ££££ from Amazon affliliate links

  • It will be printed, "sell out", and pop up in various discount book chains i.e. The Works

  • Copies will be sent to schools but used as an example of poor English

  • It will be seen propping up vases throughout the interior design world

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Hunevoque2 said:
Please share, she deserves it! Another twit!
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If not allowed pls delete.
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Forgive me but can someone give me a small recap please as I can’t possibly read 184 other threads🤣 (I know so much has gone on…) but I’ve not watched Lydia probably since 2019/2020 and didn’t realise how HUGE her Tattle is?! Seems like so much has changed? What’s this “rock bottom” she hit which inspired this new book?🤔 Last I heard she had a massive house in the country, bought a new Land Rover as a Christmas present to herself and was doing pretty well🥴🤣
 
Hunevoque2 said:
Are we going to get scolded for going off on a tangent ??
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MI5 is on its way to get us all because Rexysmum always is a step further remember, so while we were here guessing who Rere was, she was sending the authorities after us and... VIOLA!
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ruokhun said:
Forgive me but can someone give me a small recap please as I can’t possibly read 184 other threads🤣 (I know so much has gone on…) but I’ve not watched Lydia probably since 2019/2020 and didn’t realise how HUGE her Tattle is?! Seems like so much has changed? What’s this “rock bottom” she hit which inspired this new book?🤔 Last I heard she had a massive house in the country, bought a new Land Rover as a Christmas present to herself and was doing pretty well🥴🤣
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Copy-paste of the thread intro if it helps :
During the COVID-19 pandemic she faced a backlash over selling a £50 exfoliating glove and fake tan mitt set as primark sell very similar for £10 and her Chinese made products were 100% plastic despite regularly claiming to be reducing her wastage. Lydia created a private whatsapp group to try and ruin Nicky Lazou who coloured her hair a few days before giving birth and shouted at her because she was unhappy with the result.

Edit in 2022 the £50 kits (called glo by Lydia or globy) turned up in discount stores across the UK for £10.
 
ruokhun said:
Forgive me but can someone give me a small recap please as I can’t possibly read 184 other threads🤣 (I know so much has gone on…) but I’ve not watched Lydia probably since 2019/2020 and didn’t realise how HUGE her Tattle is?! Seems like so much has changed? What’s this “rock bottom” she hit which inspired this new book?🤔 Last I heard she had a massive house in the country, bought a new Land Rover as a Christmas present to herself and was doing pretty well🥴🤣
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There's a pink button at the top of the page with the WIKI which will give you a good run down of all things Lidl or you could read the first post of every thread which summarises the previous thread. Good luck! 😁
 
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