Lydia Millen #178 Amelia Wickstead, Eeelie Saab, and Lulu Le-MON, ignorance of brands has hit rock botTOM

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Namima said:
Ooof.
The receding hairline...
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An absolute mess. But then again, what do I know about gardening. View attachment 2177047 qView attachment 2177048 qView attachment 2177049 qView attachment 2177050 qView attachment 2177051 qView attachment 2177052 qView attachment 2177053 q
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This screenshot sums up Aldi to a tee when he trys to think 🤔 😂
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Namima said:
Ooof.
The receding hairline...
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Hate the birch trees but not mad about the wildflowers even though looking more like overgrown weeds. Is that supposed to be their herbaceous border ? Not a lot of flowers.
 
Oops... said:
Dear Freaking, Double-Rainbow, Unicorn Wizard, Super Apache Helicopter,

It has come to our attention that you have won first prize in our ‘Jolly Good Egg’ competition. You are therefore invited to a Gala Presentation night at the Savoy Hotel to collect your crown, certificate and a bucket of free hot water. Dress code is ‘Inappropriately Wrong’ which we know will be a stretch for you since you have superb taste in your own clothes as you have proved. Not wishing to sound prescriptive here but any old tablecloth wrapped around you pinned together with some old tan belt would do.

So looking forward to presenting you with your hard won award dearest

Gregoire Fancy-Pants Esq.
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Mon dieu! I don't own a tan belt?! What to dooo :oops:
 
Ms.Chanandler Bong said:
Mon dieu! I don't own a tan belt?! What to dooo :oops:
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String dearest, a nice piece of string or a bit of spit and sawdust or even a black belt at a push. Failing that - leave the table-cloth frock to billow around your uncinched waist and wear a headband and a thumping great bow slapped on the back of your head. No one will notice the belt then as everyone will be staring at your voluminous, over-emphasised bonce! Get the woman from next door to film you from behind as you make a theatrical, bustling, busy entrance. Everyone will think you are phenomenally famous as you totter through the crowds with your camera person racing behind trying to keep up with you. If it’s ok could you possibly bring your own bucket for the hot water? We’re a bit low on buckets since we had the plumbing problems. But we won’t talk about that.

Gregoire Fancy-Pants Esq.
(Savoy GM DFC and Bar.)
 
Only me who laughed at her "God bless America"? I don't know why it sounded so cringe coming from her.
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The table cloth dress is already ridiculous on its own. But seeing her arriving at the event was even more laughable... It's enough to be wearing THAT dress, but to wear it with the collar up AND at an evening event 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't she get a couple of elegant black dresses for evening wear? Why always prairie daywear dresses, pleassse stop !
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I will laugh if her video gets demonitized because Carrie left the original audio playing Miley Cyrus "Party in the USA" song in the background at Dah-rby with Lydia's "classical music" added on top.
 
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Oops... said:
String dearest, a nice piece of string or a bit of spit and sawdust or even a black belt at a push. Failing that - leave the table-cloth frock to billow around your uncinched waist and wear a headband and a thumping great bow slapped on the back of your head. No one will notice the belt then as everyone will be staring at your voluminous, over-emphasised bonce! Get the woman from next door to film you from behind as you make a theatrical, bustling, busy entrance. Everyone will think you are phenomenally famous as you totter through the crowds with your camera person racing behind trying to keep up with you. If it’s ok could you possibly bring your own bucket for the hot water? We’re a bit low on buckets since we had the plumbing problems. But we won’t talk about that.

Gregoire Fancy-Pants Esq.
(Savoy GM DFC and Bar.)
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My, my, this award comes with a lot of caveats! But just like our resident shy influencapalooza flooza Lidl, I shall rise to the occasion and grace y’all with my glorious, awe inspiring presence.

 
Ms.Chanandler Bong said:
Watching the vlog and right off the bat, anyone mind explaining how is it okay to wear a bow and a headband at the same time?!
Looks ridiculous to say the least. Also that dress doesn't fit her bust and the pattern up close is revolting.
But hey, at least she's keeping my mind off of things. We got the MRI tomorrow 10:30 AM, so safe to say I'm a nervous mess while my husband is distracted by Hogwarts Legacy.
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All the best! These scans can be so nerve wrecking :(. Sending thoughts and prayers of peace and healing and that the scans will go well to rule out anything serious and confirm all is and will be well <3!
 
On Ali’s gig to the animal lover’s haven, The Kentucky Derby, IF The Missus was available to shout ‘Oh Yum!’ and other inanities in the background when he was showing what the organiser had kindly gifted him in the big cellophane hamper WHY couldn’t she have opened it with him and shown some proper appreciation? She treated that whole gig as a performance for her to star in. 🤢

When he says ’I picked this up’, what he’s actually saying is that he travelled to London to collect a free item of clothing. Freebies are ‘pick ups’. He travelled to Manchester once to spend half a day in a shop where they let him pick up a free tuxedo. It’s never been off his back since has it? Travel jackets, beige ‘jaw-string‘ trousers, fragrance/hair glue of choice in their spray with me vids. She’s got him trussed up like a chicken hasn’t she? Even on his father‘s golf holiday he’s there in a tweed jacket and today’s dog’s dinner of choice clothes, looking like he’s taking purposeful, casual strides with his hands in his pockets like male models do, whilst his dad and brothers are there in their casual golf gear just looking normal. Vanity hey?
 
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