Lydia Millen #173 Elsie's looking like Lizzie Cundy and lil fella is channeling Ted Bundy

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Helloooo! This’ll cheer the hard of smiling up - on a Monday..
 
As for nettles in a cake....WHY? Just why?
Nettles are free and Ali can go and get them for the tight fisted, limp wristed, lazy moo. It really gets my goat when Josie starts hacking at hedgrows when she s out and about in the countryside, bleating on about how she doesn’t have to pay for the foliage! :mad:
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What has she done to him. :oops: And that stance... WHY? As my dad would say " He looks like a right pillock!"
 
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She absoluteltly couldn’t my darling!
She can’t do stuff the rest of us can because she’s committed to scrolling. Nothing else.
I’ll make you a nice nettle cake though - just as soon as I send out my personal nettle collectors and re-employ a new chef. Honestly, I don’t get a minute to myself...Tch!
Unless we see video of her actually making that cake I will never believe she did it. I cant remember her mentioning finding nettles, picking nettles blah blah blah nettles nettles nettles.
 
There is no chance that Lydia knows how to pick out a horses hoof and from her body language she would be too terrified to get that close 😂
...and she’d have to stop scrolling so she won’t bother to make any effort...anyway - she’s clueless around horses as she’s always shown.
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What now? Victim of instagram not posting photos? What does this even mean?

Hmmmm could edit a post or just post them without all of the draaaaaaama at ANY TIME. 🙄
And my gosh when is she going to learn to wash off the green sludge tanning guide color 🧟‍♀️

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Tulips don’t like you Elsie - fact!
 
Question - did anyone manage to watch the whole vlog? Is it even possible any more? Can we have a hands up?🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️
I have to watch and stop, watch and stop, because I need to take breaks between Lydia's bullshit, Carrie's squeaking, and more Lydia's bullshit. Can someone tell them that the way they behave at public events is nothing adorable? Surely the real royalty isn't as LOUD and annoying as these two are, I cannot STAND such behavior, no class, no manners, no respect for others (my ears are bleeding, how annoying must it be to BE AROUND them in real life). Lydia, you don't even have to open your mouth to show you are everything BUT classy, old money, elevated blablabla whatever you want to name it, but when you do (open your mouth), it gets worse.
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My hair is sparse when I tie it back, so I only do it when I really have to - I hate how it looks (being brunette makes it look worse). But it’s always been like that, I think it just is for some people. But I also wouldn’t be surprised if Carrie’s was from stress!


I don't want to offend anyone but imo Carrie looks anorexic. Or on drugs. Maybe both. Doesn't mean she's not stressed but I think she has an eating and a drinking problem. As does Lydia herself.
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he looks like a wealthy cholera sanatorium patient
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… cause she’s not getting them from Ali 💁‍♀️
can you blame him though?
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I’d love to know what Jade thought after sending Lydia HC clothes to wear for Cheltenham, FOR HER TO WEAR AND ADVERTISE IN RETURN FOR HOSPITALITY, and she turns up with just the coat and scarf. Especially when all the other influencers were head to toe, as expected, in the brand.

As usual, Lydia thinks her paid for day at the races was a kind gift to her, not a job, just because she is so special. Like the PR she receives, she thinks they’re pressies for her. No Lydia, your job is to show the products, to wear the outfits and advertise them!!!

I’d have loved it if Jade told her to get lost and not allow her in for turning up in her own clothes and that bloody Hermes bag😂

Exactly! and the orange dress would have been a much better option than the white one which looks like an undergarment in that "styling situation".
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No..it's not her hand ....the pinkie finger is not sticking out...
and the nails are not vomit green
 
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Don’t come at me, but I saw a recipe on TikTok this weekend that used nettles in a pasta sauce. The woman said it tasted like spinach with a bit more punch. Looked delicious and was tempted to try it 🙈 Has Elsie ruined nettles now too?
But maybe nettles in a cake could be good too? I was thinking of a salted cake that you could give as an appetizer? My mom used to make one with cheese and olives, was delicious!
 
I can barely hold my excitement today as I will be able to watch the latest clown show with y'all. Today!!! Wonderful time to be alive!
In other news, my twillys have been stuck at UPS HQ in Prague for over a week now, they're not responding to mails and I lost my voice so I cannot realistically call them. Can I have a banana, please?
But my mask came! And BOOOOY does Nicky know what she's doing! Even the scrunchie thing is SUPER DUPER luxe. Not in a sarcastic way. Actually well made and big. Maybe too big for my amount of hair. Did report back to Nicky about how her mask is lovely and she's such a darling, she responds back almost immediately. Also, she likes memes! I shared another one of the POVVO guy stuff and she was like "ok just spent 30mins laughing in bed at his vids". Now I do wonder if she scrolled far enough in his IG to notice he did a few vids on Lyds :m
 
The ultimate duck you would be if Nicky starts being invited to influencer events. I think with her following, it could definitely start happening… she’s on the peripheral of a lot of these friendship groups.

In regards to the Lily of the Valley, my mother always buys me poisonous plants when she comes up to visit, literally every time, despite me telling her that they will kill my cats. It’s such a waste but she thinks they’re pretty. Some people just never learn.
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I’ve just watched Amelia’s vlog and really enjoyed it - im surprised! She and Fleur were definitely the most appropriately dressed for that event. Fleur’s a dick but she understands dress codes outside of her usual enormous dress and biker boots.
Random, but why is Fleur a dick? I actually find her the most tolerable of the lot...
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I also find this photo exceptionally creepy...
 
I'm afraid she doesn't have any basic gardening knowledge or indeed feel for gardening. No respect or love for the living plants she constantly abuses and allows to die through neglect and ignorance. She just stumbles around making mistake after mistake. Completely clueless.
I said it before and I will say it again, it should be illegal to have an abundance of everything and make it go to waste!!! She is unable to utilize anything in her life properly, and it's beyond shameful. People creating amazing gardens in the smallest spaces, with limited resources, by themselves, while also working a full time job, and she, she has time, money, space, help.. and yet, these sad results..
 
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