Lydia Millen #145 The ship is sinking....from Luisaviaroma hauls to kitchen garden hauls via Waitrose

[Peppypoopar]

Drought officially declared, as Lydiot doesn't listen too or read the news thought I'd put it on here for the moron.

 

[Julia123]

WHAT could this be?

 

[Louise84]

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Whatever it is it looks awful. Also, those dead plants are not making this look a very appetising table scrape! Not sure the burnt fries are screaming “goodness“ to me either . Why can’t they ever eat anything green? What happened to all the courgettes Madam grew for example?

 

[Bbblane28]

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im guessing either rice or popcorn. Though I’m not convinced it’s either. very odd.

perhap a GIANT bowl of cheese but it’s that strange consistency because Lydia couldn’t be bothered grating by hand so instead whizzed it through the thermomix?

 

[Lola Faith]

Oven chips so luxe!

 

[Ms.Chanandler Bong]

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Oh no, Lydia cooked.

 

[Sofatsolazy1]

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Potato salad?

 

[Uninfluenced observer]

Whatever it is it looks awful. Also, those dead plants are not making this look a very appetising table scrape! Not sure the burnt fries are screaming “goodness“ to me either . Why can’t they ever eat anything green? What happened to all the courgettes Madam grew for example?

They really eat basic and very low quality food given they project airs and graces of kitchen garden and affluence.

 

[Sofie]

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Their food always looks so unappetising, why do they bother to photograph it?

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

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At least heat up the buns honey…..Christ that all looks a mess and so unappetising…..always minimum effort..

 

[Chels71]

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I don’t understand how two people could make food look so disgusting I never can tell what they’re eating!!! Wtf is that on that dish? At first I thought it was popcorn but then I looked closer is it mashed potatoes?

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

Talking about her odd eyebrows she says 'well they do say eyebrows are supposed to be sisters not twins' yes but yours are so odd in thickness they are barely bleeping cousins!

Sisters from a different father.

 

[Wazabi]

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This takes the prize as the saddest summer barbecue ever

 

[Peppypoopar]

Their food always looks so unappetising, why do they bother to photograph it?

Always beige food

 

[mutton123]

At least heat up the buns honey…..Christ that all looks a mess and so unappetising…..always minimum effort..

Where is all the food she bought from Ocado

 

[Lola Faith]

Buns are squashed and doesn’t look like burgers inside either! Think the mush is potato salad possibly! she didn’t buy actual food just St. Tropez, pasta and bread, not proper meals! That looks pitiful! Where is the salad from the garden? Lettuce????

 

[sueherring]

Omg those skirts are hideous!!!

 

[Jessie98]

Omg those skirts are hideous!!!

I nearly choked on my wine . This made me laugh out loud lol. Reminds me of Joey from friends who gets the joke hours after everyone else. And I mean this in a good way . Did my heart good..love you sueherring

 

[Peppypoopar]

Always beige food

People aka the Millen-morons

 

[Shoelaces]

Drought officially declared, as Lydiot doesn't listen too or read the news thought I'd put it on here for the moron.

Any excuse for her not to wash her hair or have a shower
She always makes such a big deal about hair washing - the rest of us just get on with daily ablutions without telling the world