Luisa Zissman #7 thin as a rake, PT’s a fake, only loves Andrew for what she can take

[pollypocket77]

Surely this isn't normal!?

She’s just a bored attention seeker, spends money to fill the gap in her life & feel better about shagging the ginger minger

 

[Jambalaya123]

Maybe I need to look into this for my Mediterranean man, although I don't think the costumes are for me ;-)
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Has she taken a second lorry just for all her tacky tit?!? I cannot imagine taking all that crap when competing, it is enough to think of packing for two horses \

You don't have to wear the costumes but it gets you bonus points which is why they do it.

Unfortunately Jupiter was eliminated / retired today. Which is very expensive! I feel he is a bit much horse for the both of them as he never looked like this in Portugal

 

[GBNI]

I don’t like the way the girl rides him at all, I stand by that he’ll be up for sale before we know it.

 

[W33dee]

I don’t like the way the girl rides him at all, I stand by that he’ll be up for sale before we know it.

I agree, have never rated the current rider

 

[batespictureplant]

So she is in last place lol. All that money, brilliant horses, training, equipment, and still a terrible rider. Maybe she should take down her tacky gazebo and head on home

 

[GBNI]

What level is she competing at as surely it isn’t high enough for a tailcoat? Although perhaps if is different in the MCI class

 

[Poptart]

How is someone inexperienced in competitions out competing for team GB? Can anyone enlighten me?

 

[Jambalaya123]

What level is she competing at as surely it isn’t high enough for a tailcoat? Although perhaps if is different in the MCI class

It is Medium/Advance Medium level but you can wear tails.

How is someone inexperienced in competitions out competing for team GB? Can anyone enlighten me?

It is not an FEI sanctioned show. It is for Iberian enthusiasts so as long as you get 3× scores over 64% during the year then you get to go.

 

[GossipgalK8]

I'm so surprised she's never flown first class, PJs but not first class...weird...tbf I love the fact she's loving the experience exactly as we all would. She's usually SO unrelatable but to be fair on this occasion I'm with her!

 

[jellybathjeep]

I'm so surprised she's never flown first class, PJs but not first class...weird...tbf I love the fact she's loving the experience exactly as we all would. She's usually SO unrelatable but to be fair on this occasion I'm with her!

She regularly flies in a private jet and has spoke on the podcast about her and Andrew going business and putting the kids and Nanny’s in economy.

She is bullshitting to appear ‘relatable’

 

[daledancer]

I have missed a few days of stories. Has she left the grooms and Amanda to bring the horses back and flown home?!

 

[Poptart]

I have missed a few days of stories. Has she left the grooms and Amanda to bring the horses back and flown home?!

She left them to bring the horses home and has flown to Dubai.

 

[batespictureplant]

She left them to bring the horses home and has flown to Dubai.

Of course she has! She’s had her fun, now it’s left to her minions to clear up!
Does she ever see her kids, or are they in Dubai waiting for her?!

 

[CinnamonBun]

Just because she’s married to a millionaire and seemingly living the life of Riley, in her mansion, she gets away with just leaving her kids and going off on holiday without them all the time. Which is funny because if it were a mum from a council estate leaving her kids to go Blackpool every other week drinking, it’d be a different story.

 

[Loveallthegossip]

Of course she has! She’s had her fun, now it’s left to her minions to clear up!
Does she ever see her kids, or are they in Dubai waiting for her?!

Probably already in Dubai.

 

[Pat MyCock]

Just because she’s married to a millionaire and seemingly living the life of Riley, in her mansion, she gets away with just leaving her kids and going off on holiday without them all the time. Which is funny because if it were a mum from a council estate leaving her kids to go Blackpool every other week drinking, it’d be a different story.

Yes, one rule for the rich and another for the poor!!

 

[GBNI]

That noseband on that horse is way too tight looking!

 

[SunshineRae]

That noseband on that horse is way too tight looking!

In the Halloween video?? It looks like it’s pinching

 

[Chattymamabear]

She regularly flies in a private jet and has spoke on the podcast about her and Andrew going business and putting the kids and Nanny’s in economy.

She is bullshitting to appear ‘relatable’

the kids fly first class when it’s longer than an hour or two flight. Do you remember on the pod she said the kids went in economy once for a shorter flight and - verbatim - ‘indie was disgusted’

 

[GBNI]

In the Halloween video?? It looks like it’s pinching

It was the highlight from the MCI championship on Prada. She is a lovely horse, although I never would have had her down as Iberian as she isn’t as traditional looking but I think she does ride her nicely, esp the reels with her in traditional dress.