Love Island 2022 #46 Gemma’s got 99 problems, but a Bish ain’t one!

[Rach472]

I have gin and no work tomorrow, bring on Papa Davide DILF

 

[Lalla]

I vote for a Tattle meet up in the Davide part of London

If you need an Italian interpreter for your meetup, I will be happy to attend (having brushed up my AS level Italian - last used in 1992 - beforehand).

I can also direct you to where my Italian distant relatives hang out, but should warn you they look duck all like Davide. My abiding memory of one of them who I last saw some years ago was short and hairy. Hairy being clumps of curly shoulder hair. Literally like hair epaulettes

 

[queenbees]

I have gin and no work tomorrow, bring on Papa Davide DILF

I have wine in the fridge

 

[whisperchat]

I have 2 bottles of wine. White and rose I’m deciding which is the one tonight. Or maybe both.

 

[Rach472]

Lobe.

 

[Prefrontalmedialcortex]

I had Piña Colada. It’s all gone.

 

[Rach472]

I have 2 bottles of wine. White and rose I’m deciding which is the one tonight. Or maybe both.

Definitely both it will make the screaming fake babies bearable.

 

[Leo100]

Think I'll have another night off and just find out the dumping on here or social media , not interested in the babies

 

[Rach472]

I had Piña Colada. It’s all gone.

I have found my people!!!!

 

[stardust21]

Lobe.

Lobe Island 4eva xoxox
I’m low key disappointed know one noticed “Lobe Island” this was in the OP

 

[whisperchat]

Definitely both it will make the screaming fake babies bearable.

Might have a glass of white and a glass of rose at the same time because honestly I can’t stand the baby challenge thing it’s sooo boringgggg let’s just get back another mad movies night or let’s bring a sexy footballer in for Gemma which will make her head turn and watch Luca panic

 

[DmMeHun2ManySnakes]

Just checked Davide's linkedin- he aint thick. 3 first class honor degrees

 

[queenbees]

Just checked Davide's linkedin- he aint thick. 3 first class honor degrees

he just keeps getting better

 

[Gymhoned]

I have a headache and feeling under the weather. The baby challenge is the last straw

 

[notloveisland]

Might have a glass of white and a glass of rose at the same time because honestly I can’t stand the baby challenge thing it’s sooo boringgggg let’s just get back another mad movies night or let’s bring a sexy footballer in for Gemma which will make her head turn and watch Luca panic

When Luca gets that lost look in his eyes I chuckle and pour another glass

 

[Kas01980]

And my bad day just keeps on going...didn't realise it was the godforsaken baby task tonight. My most HATED part of the entire programme

 

[Its_Me]

Just checked Davide's linkedin- he aint thick. 3 first class honor degrees

I think you can tell he’s a smart and savvy guy.

 

[Doohickey78]

So do we all think Danica is gone tonight? Or will there be a shock

 

[queenbees]

So do we all think Danica is gone tonight? Or will there be a shock

I really hope not

 

[EssieBessie]

Just checked Davide's linkedin- he aint thick. 3 first class honor degrees

Isn’t he a millionaire too?!