Love Island 2022 #20

Who will recouple??

  • Andrew

    Votes: 96 18.8%

  • Dami

    Votes: 111 21.8%

  • Davide

    Votes: 33 6.5%

  • Luca

    Votes: 7 1.4%

  • Jacques

    Votes: 139 27.3%

  • Paige

    Votes: 34 6.7%

  • Tasha

    Votes: 54 10.6%

  • Gemma

    Votes: 17 3.3%

  • Indiyah

    Votes: 7 1.4%

  • Ekin-Su

    Votes: 12 2.4%
  • Total voters
    510
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cee-bee said:
fiat 500 is essentially… a basic bitch. Someone who follows trends unthinkingly and is a bit of a cliché. The unthinking masses.

the Fiat 500 crowd are love island’s core demographic. Molly Mae is basically their goddess, followed by the likes of Stacey Solomon, Mrs Hinch and other love island influencers. That’s why they are so relevant to this thread; whoever Fiat 500 gets behind are in the key running to win. A lot of the island huns are very Fiat 500 themselves.

to sum up what a Fiat 500 hun might look like… she probably lives in a new build with her boyfriend and owns a pug or Frenchie. It’ll be furnished with a lot of Home Bargains stuff, maybe some mirrored furniture. She’ll have owned a “live live laugh” plaque at some point. It’ll probably be all gray. She’ll take selfies at her front door with “this one” and meets the girls for cocktails at a Slug and Lettuce. The cocktails will almost certainly be pornstar martinis. If they have a kid, they’ll probably be called Jaydon, Blake, Isla-Rose or a made up name like.. elovie.

she loves wearing Boohoo/miss guided/PLT and brand names; Michael kors, YSL, Chanel, Cartier love bracelets. has probably posted her Michael Kors watch on insta at Christmas at some point and captioned it “the boy done good”.

she loves acrylics, has fillers and the more advanced Fiat 500 huns will have “the boy” take a photo of them pouting while sipping a Starbucks in the front seat of their car while wearing a PLT lounge set. She tweets about needing a Chinese when hungover hun x

and obviously, she probably drives a Fiat 500. The male version is Dark Fruits Twitter. Fiat 500’s mum is a cheug.

and that’s my Fiat 500 Ted talk, thanks for listening.
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This is fucking hillarious 🤣🤣🤣
 
cee-bee said:
fiat 500 is essentially… a basic bitch. Someone who follows trends unthinkingly and is a bit of a cliché. The unthinking masses.

the Fiat 500 crowd are love island’s core demographic. Molly Mae is basically their goddess, followed by the likes of Stacey Solomon, Mrs Hinch and other love island influencers. That’s why they are so relevant to this thread; whoever Fiat 500 gets behind are in the key running to win. A lot of the island huns are very Fiat 500 themselves.

to sum up what a Fiat 500 hun might look like… she probably lives in a new build with her boyfriend and owns a pug or Frenchie. It’ll be furnished with a lot of Home Bargains stuff, maybe some mirrored furniture. She’ll have owned a “live live laugh” plaque at some point. It’ll probably be all gray. She’ll take selfies at her front door with “this one” and meets the girls for cocktails at a Slug and Lettuce. The cocktails will almost certainly be pornstar martinis. If they have a kid, they’ll probably be called Jaydon, Blake, Isla-Rose or a made up name like.. elovie.

she loves wearing Boohoo/miss guided/PLT and brand names; Michael kors, YSL, Chanel, Cartier love bracelets. has probably posted her Michael Kors watch on insta at Christmas at some point and captioned it “the boy done good”.

she loves acrylics, has fillers and the more advanced Fiat 500 huns will have “the boy” take a photo of them pouting while sipping a Starbucks in the front seat of their car while wearing a PLT lounge set. She tweets about needing a Chinese when hungover hun x

and obviously, she probably drives a Fiat 500. The male version is Dark Fruits Twitter. Fiat 500’s mum is a cheug.

and that’s my Fiat 500 Ted talk, thanks for listening.
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Brilliant 😂😂😂😂 Fucking funniest thing I’ve read all day. Amazing, thank you for your service
 
cee-bee said:
fiat 500 is essentially… a basic bitch. Someone who follows trends unthinkingly and is a bit of a cliché. The unthinking masses.

the Fiat 500 crowd are love island’s core demographic. Molly Mae is basically their goddess, followed by the likes of Stacey Solomon, Mrs Hinch and other love island influencers. That’s why they are so relevant to this thread; whoever Fiat 500 gets behind are in the key running to win. A lot of the island huns are very Fiat 500 themselves.

to sum up what a Fiat 500 hun might look like… she probably lives in a new build with her boyfriend and owns a pug or Frenchie. It’ll be furnished with a lot of Home Bargains stuff, maybe some mirrored furniture. She’ll have owned a “live live laugh” plaque at some point. It’ll probably be all gray. She’ll take selfies at her front door with “this one” and meets the girls for cocktails at a Slug and Lettuce. The cocktails will almost certainly be pornstar martinis. If they have a kid, they’ll probably be called Jaydon, Blake, Isla-Rose or a made up name like.. elovie.

she loves wearing Boohoo/miss guided/PLT and brand names; Michael kors, YSL, Chanel, Cartier love bracelets. has probably posted her Michael Kors watch on insta at Christmas at some point and captioned it “the boy done good”.

she loves acrylics, has fillers and the more advanced Fiat 500 huns will have “the boy” take a photo of them pouting while sipping a Starbucks in the front seat of their car while wearing a PLT lounge set. She tweets about needing a Chinese when hungover hun x

and obviously, she probably drives a Fiat 500. The male version is Dark Fruits Twitter. Fiat 500’s mum is a cheug.

and that’s my Fiat 500 Ted talk, thanks for listening.
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Omg this is genius and totally cheered me up.And now i get it
 
cee-bee said:
fiat 500 is essentially… a basic bitch. Someone who follows trends unthinkingly and is a bit of a cliché. The unthinking masses.

the Fiat 500 crowd are love island’s core demographic. Molly Mae is basically their goddess, followed by the likes of Stacey Solomon, Mrs Hinch and other love island influencers. That’s why they are so relevant to this thread; whoever Fiat 500 gets behind are in the key running to win. A lot of the island huns are very Fiat 500 themselves.

to sum up what a Fiat 500 hun might look like… she probably lives in a new build with her boyfriend and owns a pug or Frenchie. It’ll be furnished with a lot of Home Bargains stuff, maybe some mirrored furniture. She’ll have owned a “live live laugh” plaque at some point. It’ll probably be all gray. She’ll take selfies at her front door with “this one” and meets the girls for cocktails at a Slug and Lettuce. The cocktails will almost certainly be pornstar martinis. If they have a kid, they’ll probably be called Jaydon, Blake, Isla-Rose or a made up name like.. elovie.

she loves wearing Boohoo/miss guided/PLT and brand names; Michael kors, YSL, Chanel, Cartier love bracelets. has probably posted her Michael Kors watch on insta at Christmas at some point and captioned it “the boy done good”.

she loves acrylics, has fillers and the more advanced Fiat 500 huns will have “the boy” take a photo of them pouting while sipping a Starbucks in the front seat of their car while wearing a PLT lounge set. She tweets about needing a Chinese when hungover hun x

and obviously, she probably drives a Fiat 500. The male version is Dark Fruits Twitter. Fiat 500’s mum is a cheug.

and that’s my Fiat 500 Ted talk, thanks for listening.
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she would have without a doubt invested in Crocs last year after seeing the islanders wearing them 😂😂😂😂
 
Been lurking on the love island threads since it started and it makes it so much more enjoyable to watch!

Ok, so I feel bad for the girl but I’m not getting the whole Danica is stunning, sexy, spectacular, amazing thing. She’s not unattractive but she’s not on the other girls’ level. Like she just isn’t ever natural or being herself. The way she accosts the guys and starts talking as if they’ve just asked her why they should hire her for a job. She’s a weirdo to me, soz 🤷🏼‍♀️.

Indiyah is beautiful, doesn’t get sucked into the mean girl behaviour and the over all vibes are immaculate. I hope someone comes in for her after casa and she goes on to win a la Amber and Greg.

Tasha is an unseasoned chicken breast.
 
Oh gosh. Just seen first look

Dami nah couldn’t stand you from the start then for some reason I started to like you a little but now you ya dick..like fuck off 👏🏻 Stop forcing the lads to get on with the other girls, if they don’t want to that’s up to them, just shows ya vile personality. 🤮

Andrew go on lad 👏🏻👏🏻 Not sure about Coco (is that her name) though 🤷🏻‍♀️ TASHA WHO

Bit of drama from the lads tonight!!
 
emmalover said:
I hate to say it but I just looked at his Insta and such gay vibes? Maybe he’s bi..
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That was his hint that he was coming into Love Island, my toes curled last night when he said he “would be on his best behaviour” when they were talking about sharing beds . I know he’s 23 but it’s not until you are older you realise how you know nothing at that age🤣
 
Missed unseen bits on Saturday so watching it now and cannot stop laughing at Davide dressed up as Abby 😂😂😂 also were antigone and Charlie interviewed on after sun? I feel like it wasn't on the virgin media player or maybe i just zoned out...
 
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