Love Island 2022 #20

Who will recouple??

  • Andrew

    Votes: 96 18.8%
  • Dami

    Votes: 111 21.8%
  • Davide

    Votes: 33 6.5%
  • Luca

    Votes: 7 1.4%
  • Jacques

    Votes: 139 27.3%
  • Paige

    Votes: 34 6.7%
  • Tasha

    Votes: 54 10.6%
  • Gemma

    Votes: 17 3.3%
  • Indiyah

    Votes: 7 1.4%
  • Ekin-Su

    Votes: 12 2.4%

  • Total voters
    510
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Part of me feels like Andrew is cracking on with a new girl/kissing her because he is desperate to prove he’s not a “mug” as others have said. All the girls told him he’s being walked on, the guys said “we’ve been telling you for weeks”, and he keeps saying “I’m not a mug on the outside” (if you have to keep telling yourself, you probably don’t believe it). So I think he’s making moves to prove he’s not a mug.

even though he most definitely is a mug
 
Idk why but the new girls making a few comments and all of a sudden Andrew is like ahhh I’m a mug when his mates have been trying to say that for weeks now? Just a bit weird.

Because the new girls have been watching on tv, if they think Tashas made a mug of him then the nation thinks he’s a mug and the boys have already told him so and then he clocks that must be why him and Tasha and are consistently getting voted least favourite couple. I hope he’s woken up finally!
 
Because the new girls have been watching on tv, if they think Tashas made a mug of him then the nation thinks he’s a mug and the boys have already told him so and then he clocks that must be why him and Tasha and are consistently getting voted least favourite couple. I hope he’s woken up finally!
Think his salon time to date has clouded any rational reflection... But seriously, apart from that their conversations (that have been screened) they are both so dull. All looks no personality. Their chat either involves them regurgitating the same stuff about "we've got a good thing", "i'm so happy", "we've had our challenges" and other typical LI generic soundbites.
Most.boring.couple.ever (apart from Tash's meltdowns)
 
What is it? I feel it comes up any time an “unpopular” character has a few fans.

fiat 500 is essentially… a basic bitch. Someone who follows trends unthinkingly and is a bit of a cliché. The unthinking masses.

the Fiat 500 crowd are love island’s core demographic. Molly Mae is basically their goddess, followed by the likes of Stacey Solomon, Mrs Hinch and other love island influencers. That’s why they are so relevant to this thread; whoever Fiat 500 gets behind are in the key running to win. A lot of the island huns are very Fiat 500 themselves.

to sum up what a Fiat 500 hun might look like… she probably lives in a new build with her boyfriend and owns a pug or Frenchie. It’ll be furnished with a lot of Home Bargains stuff, maybe some mirrored furniture. She’ll have owned a “live live laugh” plaque at some point. It’ll probably be all gray. She’ll take selfies at her front door with “this one” and meets the girls for cocktails at a Slug and Lettuce. The cocktails will almost certainly be pornstar martinis. If they have a kid, they’ll probably be called Jaydon, Blake, Isla-Rose or a made up name like.. elovie.

she loves wearing Boohoo/miss guided/PLT and brand names; Michael kors, YSL, Chanel, Cartier love bracelets. has probably posted her Michael Kors watch on insta at Christmas at some point and captioned it “the boy done good”.

she loves acrylics, has fillers and the more advanced Fiat 500 huns will have “the boy” take a photo of them pouting while sipping a Starbucks in the front seat of their car while wearing a PLT lounge set. She tweets about needing a Chinese when hungover hun x

and obviously, she probably drives a Fiat 500. The male version is Dark Fruits Twitter. Fiat 500’s mum is a cheug.

and that’s my Fiat 500 Ted talk, thanks for listening.
 
Part of me feels like Andrew is cracking on with a new girl/kissing her because he is desperate to prove he’s not a “mug” as others have said. All the girls told him he’s being walked on, the guys said “we’ve been telling you for weeks”, and he keeps saying “I’m not a mug on the outside” (if you have to keep telling yourself, you probably don’t believe it). So I think he’s making moves to prove he’s not a mug.

even though he most definitely is a mug
This is what I was trying to say in my post. I get that he’s getting info about how hes perceived on the outside but in some way its just worse that’s he’s going to crack on to prove a point rather than because he genuinely connects with someone else.
 
fiat 500 is essentially… a basic bitch. Someone who follows trends unthinkingly and is a bit of a cliché. The unthinking masses.

the Fiat 500 crowd are love island’s core demographic. Molly Mae is basically their goddess, followed by the likes of Stacey Solomon, Mrs Hinch and other love island influencers. That’s why they are so relevant to this thread; whoever Fiat 500 gets behind are in the key running to win. A lot of the island huns are very Fiat 500 themselves.

to sum up what a Fiat 500 hun might look like… she probably lives in a new build with her boyfriend and owns a pug or Frenchie. It’ll be furnished with a lot of Home Bargains stuff, maybe some mirrored furniture. She’ll have owned a “live live laugh” plaque at some point. It’ll probably be all gray. She’ll take selfies at her front door with “this one” and meets the girls for cocktails at a Slug and Lettuce. The cocktails will almost certainly be pornstar martinis. If they have a kid, they’ll probably be called Jaydon, Blake, Isla-Rose or a made up name like.. elovie.

she loves wearing Boohoo/miss guided/PLT and brand names; Michael kors, YSL, Chanel, Cartier love bracelets. has probably posted her Michael Kors watch on insta at Christmas at some point and captioned it “the boy done good”.

she loves acrylics, has fillers and the more advanced Fiat 500 huns will have “the boy” take a photo of them pouting while sipping a Starbucks in the front seat of their car while wearing a PLT lounge set. She tweets about needing a Chinese when hungover hun x

and obviously, she probably drives a Fiat 500. The male version is Dark Fruits Twitter. Fiat 500’s mum is a cheug.

and that’s my Fiat 500 Ted talk, thanks for listening.
Pornstar Martini's are devine though!!! 🤤🤤
 
fiat 500 is essentially… a basic bitch. Someone who follows trends unthinkingly and is a bit of a cliché. The unthinking masses.

the Fiat 500 crowd are love island’s core demographic. Molly Mae is basically their goddess, followed by the likes of Stacey Solomon, Mrs Hinch and other love island influencers. That’s why they are so relevant to this thread; whoever Fiat 500 gets behind are in the key running to win. A lot of the island huns are very Fiat 500 themselves.

to sum up what a Fiat 500 hun might look like… she probably lives in a new build with her boyfriend and owns a pug or Frenchie. It’ll be furnished with a lot of Home Bargains stuff, maybe some mirrored furniture. She’ll have owned a “live live laugh” plaque at some point. It’ll probably be all gray. She’ll take selfies at her front door with “this one” and meets the girls for cocktails at a Slug and Lettuce. The cocktails will almost certainly be pornstar martinis. If they have a kid, they’ll probably be called Jaydon, Blake, Isla-Rose or a made up name like.. elovie.

she loves wearing Boohoo/miss guided/PLT and brand names; Michael kors, YSL, Chanel, Cartier love bracelets. has probably posted her Michael Kors watch on insta at Christmas at some point and captioned it “the boy done good”.

she loves acrylics, has fillers and the more advanced Fiat 500 huns will have “the boy” take a photo of them pouting while sipping a Starbucks in the front seat of their car while wearing a PLT lounge set. She tweets about needing a Chinese when hungover hun x

and obviously, she probably drives a Fiat 500. The male version is Dark Fruits Twitter. Fiat 500’s mum is a cheug.

and that’s my Fiat 500 Ted talk, thanks for listening.
This is so accurate. In a new build furnished by home bargains😂😂😂
I happen to love acrylics tho 😭
 
This HAS to make it into tattles top ten liked posts of the day 😂

fiat 500 is essentially… a basic bitch. Someone who follows trends unthinkingly and is a bit of a cliché. The unthinking masses.

the Fiat 500 crowd are love island’s core demographic. Molly Mae is basically their goddess, followed by the likes of Stacey Solomon, Mrs Hinch and other love island influencers. That’s why they are so relevant to this thread; whoever Fiat 500 gets behind are in the key running to win. A lot of the island huns are very Fiat 500 themselves.

to sum up what a Fiat 500 hun might look like… she probably lives in a new build with her boyfriend and owns a pug or Frenchie. It’ll be furnished with a lot of Home Bargains stuff, maybe some mirrored furniture. She’ll have owned a “live live laugh” plaque at some point. It’ll probably be all gray. She’ll take selfies at her front door with “this one” and meets the girls for cocktails at a Slug and Lettuce. The cocktails will almost certainly be pornstar martinis. If they have a kid, they’ll probably be called Jaydon, Blake, Isla-Rose or a made up name like.. elovie.

she loves wearing Boohoo/miss guided/PLT and brand names; Michael kors, YSL, Chanel, Cartier love bracelets. has probably posted her Michael Kors watch on insta at Christmas at some point and captioned it “the boy done good”.

she loves acrylics, has fillers and the more advanced Fiat 500 huns will have “the boy” take a photo of them pouting while sipping a Starbucks in the front seat of their car while wearing a PLT lounge set. She tweets about needing a Chinese when hungover hun x

and obviously, she probably drives a Fiat 500. The male version is Dark Fruits Twitter. Fiat 500’s mum is a cheug.

and that’s my Fiat 500 Ted talk, thanks for listening.
 
fiat 500 is essentially… a basic bitch. Someone who follows trends unthinkingly and is a bit of a cliché. The unthinking masses.

the Fiat 500 crowd are love island’s core demographic. Molly Mae is basically their goddess, followed by the likes of Stacey Solomon, Mrs Hinch and other love island influencers. That’s why they are so relevant to this thread; whoever Fiat 500 gets behind are in the key running to win. A lot of the island huns are very Fiat 500 themselves.

to sum up what a Fiat 500 hun might look like… she probably lives in a new build with her boyfriend and owns a pug or Frenchie. It’ll be furnished with a lot of Home Bargains stuff, maybe some mirrored furniture. She’ll have owned a “live live laugh” plaque at some point. It’ll probably be all gray. She’ll take selfies at her front door with “this one” and meets the girls for cocktails at a Slug and Lettuce. The cocktails will almost certainly be pornstar martinis. If they have a kid, they’ll probably be called Jaydon, Blake, Isla-Rose or a made up name like.. elovie.

she loves wearing Boohoo/miss guided/PLT and brand names; Michael kors, YSL, Chanel, Cartier love bracelets. has probably posted her Michael Kors watch on insta at Christmas at some point and captioned it “the boy done good”.

she loves acrylics, has fillers and the more advanced Fiat 500 huns will have “the boy” take a photo of them pouting while sipping a Starbucks in the front seat of their car while wearing a PLT lounge set. She tweets about needing a Chinese when hungover hun x

and obviously, she probably drives a Fiat 500. The male version is Dark Fruits Twitter. Fiat 500’s mum is a cheug.

and that’s my Fiat 500 Ted talk, thanks for listening.
Creasing 😭 Don’t forget the crushed velvet couch and tango ice blasts!! Fiat 500 twitter lost in 2019 when Amber got the W 🔥
 
fiat 500 is essentially… a basic bitch. Someone who follows trends unthinkingly and is a bit of a cliché. The unthinking masses.

the Fiat 500 crowd are love island’s core demographic. Molly Mae is basically their goddess, followed by the likes of Stacey Solomon, Mrs Hinch and other love island influencers. That’s why they are so relevant to this thread; whoever Fiat 500 gets behind are in the key running to win. A lot of the island huns are very Fiat 500 themselves.

to sum up what a Fiat 500 hun might look like… she probably lives in a new build with her boyfriend and owns a pug or Frenchie. It’ll be furnished with a lot of Home Bargains stuff, maybe some mirrored furniture. She’ll have owned a “live live laugh” plaque at some point. It’ll probably be all gray. She’ll take selfies at her front door with “this one” and meets the girls for cocktails at a Slug and Lettuce. The cocktails will almost certainly be pornstar martinis. If they have a kid, they’ll probably be called Jaydon, Blake, Isla-Rose or a made up name like.. elovie.

she loves wearing Boohoo/miss guided/PLT and brand names; Michael kors, YSL, Chanel, Cartier love bracelets. has probably posted her Michael Kors watch on insta at Christmas at some point and captioned it “the boy done good”.

she loves acrylics, has fillers and the more advanced Fiat 500 huns will have “the boy” take a photo of them pouting while sipping a Starbucks in the front seat of their car while wearing a PLT lounge set. She tweets about needing a Chinese when hungover hun x

and obviously, she probably drives a Fiat 500. The male version is Dark Fruits Twitter. Fiat 500’s mum is a cheug.

and that’s my Fiat 500 Ted talk, thanks for listening.

I’m clearly a basic bitch as I didn’t mind Molly, nor do I mind Gemma/Luca which in these dark parts is clearly the unpopular opinion 😂😂

Hilarious post though - it’s a like from me 😂😂
 
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