Louise Thompson #40 Hot Head, Not Dead

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Fisher99 said:
The irony of Ryan doing an ad for a car seat and talking about a child’s safety. I guess these things only matter to him when he’s getting paid for it.
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NO way. How did he get this!

I was literally just trying to work this out the other day when Louise posted a photo of them in a moving car with Leo's harness all twisted (this in addition to the recent tiktok/reel where one shoulder strap is off his shoulder and the other is twisted, while driving!). I'm sure she MUST get a million messages about car seat safety after her posts, in addition to the many public comments, starting way back when Leo was about 1, forward facing wearing a puffy jacket with twisted loose straps.

So does she not only not notice his in car safety, she is willingly not caring about it? After receiving countless comments and messages? Car seat safety is so paramount! Not having twisted or loose straps takes 2 seconds to sort! It BAFFLES me.

Same for the grapes and blueberries....
 
No, there’s absolutely nothing chic about a tree without decorations.

Also-how overlooked are they?

And…

‘not remotely finished with work yet’ - I’m creased 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 

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brian you bought a christmas tree from a tree farm.you didnt go into the wilds of Greenland to find the one youd previously picked yourself and needed the defender to "use properly" to get away from your fellow angry bears.

oh btw loopy and brian. where is the christmas challenge you advertsided and did an ad and how bleeping EPIC it was last month???
 
JarvisCockerSpaniel said:
CHRISTMAS dadedededee says Loopy manically, sounding like no discernible Christmas tune I’ve ever heard because did you know her Spotify algorithm only plays French jazz and hospital sounds?

‘Christmas’ bleats out Ryan sounding just as disenchanted with it as the hobo guy swigging liquor from a paper bag on top of the Polar Express. ‘No I can’t wait…I can’t…freaking wait’ he sighs. THIS IS RYAN’S SEASON GUYS!! Louise has never met anyone that adores Christmas as much as he does! Who does she know, Oliver Cromwell and a load of Presbyterians?

They’ve had some tit christmasses guys over the past few years so it’s down to Louise to ‘pull out all the stops’ and basically just not invent a health crisis before the charred Turkey (oh come on they are totally wanky enough to have goose) makes it out of the oven.

Anyway Louise has it all in hand because she hides notes and gifts about the house every day in the run up to Christmas and writes the clues herself which Ryan can’t believe. Er, she is a published author you donut 🤣🤨

Ryan takes a moment to reflect on his poor childhood in middle class Devon where the only thing his dad had to wear was a stinky old threadbare cardigan, and they made it into a hilarious ironic joke that it was a ‘King cardigan’. Pretty sure we’ve seen Ryan wear it on occasion too come to think of it. Ryan’s dad would sit with a whisky in the stinky cardigan while everyone else did the tree, aww beautiful memories. Louise is HORRIFIED that the Christmas tree was FAKE and they weren’t doing that just to be environmental or anything, that was like, their tree. The SAME one year after year! Ryan is excited now that he’s found someone to leach off and therefore secure a big duck off Norwegian fur delivered fresh every year. He’s made it.

Also kids are so awesome you guys, did you know they have a son? No I forgot as well actually but apparently he was allowed unfettered access to a bunch of Christmas decs and clipped some in his hair which apparently is the funniest thing he’s ever done. That shows how little they take notice of the lad because he’s 3, at that age they constantly churn out top quality comedy. Literally they spend 8 minutes talking about bleeping baubles like they have exclusive treasure that needs to be described as the listener possibly can’t imagine such wonders like it’s the bloody Queen Mary’s Fringe Tiara and not a run of the mill gingerbread man. Give me strength. ‘Do the paypol in your fahhhhmily’ drawls Louise, ‘open presents in front of everyone one by one like the poor do? And then like, everyone wotttttches? Annnd you harv to say thank you to the gever there and than?’

Obviously Loopy doesn’t do that they all get a big duck off pile to tear through without a by your leave. Which explains her heavy handed gifted item obliteration.

Loops family always watched the Queen’s speech, which, she muses, will probably now be called the King’s speech. WELL YES YOU BLOODY IDIOT SHE CAN’T DO IT FROM UNDER THE ROYAL VAULT CAN SHE.

I’ve had enough, so now in honour of what is apparently Loopy’s favourite Christmas song,

On the first day of Christmas that should be all about me,

Alan Partridge gets a real tree

On the second day of Christmas that should be all about me,

Two former lovers

And a Partridge in a real tree

On the third day of Christmas that should be all about me,

Three French Jazz songs

(You get the idea)



Alan partridge gets a real tree,

Two former lovers

Three French jazz songs,

Four charred birds

FIVE MISSING RINGS

Six wanky candles

Seven doctor appointments

Eight panto outfits

Nine sound baths

Ten days of weeping

Eleven cups of blood

Twelve nights at ICU Chelsea

And Alan Partridge gets a real tree
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We are not worthy.
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Hannahc546 said:
The candle cupboard?!
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Just the right height for safety too. Right? Right,Loopy?
 
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The whole of yesterday's narcissistic posting was so gross. All me me me. What I've done. How important people, docs, nurses have come to her with praise.
How the duck does a book about louise make it "readable for those with adhd" and other people that don't or can't usually read. I'm sure she even said dyslexia. So unless she simply means the bloody font or spacing layout her words can't suddenly make it readable for people.
It's a list of me me me me me how brilliant I am How fabulous strong and Important.
I didn't think it was possible but that list really did beat her top tier twatism.
Every time they post it really does keep bringing it home thst these two aren't explainable. They aren't excusable and they are plain and simple egotistical wankers. And that is the very reason they found eachother.
 
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