LornaLuxe #6 Luxeless and Gormless. Glob Glob Glob. Lip balm all around her gob.

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Mayfair?!? ITS bullshit (don’t excuse the pun). Her ITS buddies have been in Ibiza this week too. Coincidence? I think not.
I bet you half her propaganda taken is in Amalfi and her insta pics were just a tease 🤢
Amalfi was on the payroll of ITS because she’s “too luxe” for Ibiza (and OM would stick out like an old Victorian side board in a foam party)
The pair of them are beyond awful. Hope their luggage gets lost and sucked into the ether ... and them with it. Blurghhhhhhhhhhhhh

It would explain why they almost never left the hotel - they were busy shooting and it was a paid trip. My two cents.
 
I’ve missed huge chunks of this thread but remember in early lock down when she said OAP had decided not to “invest” in furnishing their two bed flat? I can’t imagine he’s flying business class with that attitude 🥴
Must have missed that ... but maybe that’s how they’re flying BC ... transferring his pension pennies from bedrooms to business 😁
 
Ahhh... celeb face. At LAST. Only sad thing is she will probably be flattered she’s in the same line up as those KardashianKlackers categorised as a “ celeb”.

Finally exposed for the fake faced greedy faux-luxe creature she is. Can’t wait to see how she addressEs this one!!! Probably like Mrs Rodial did... “ I use filters to create a more professional presence” ( ahhh okAy , not to change your entire face then?)

And we have plenty more examples..someones been watching her for quite a while to have collected all the evidence....wonder who alerted them to her? The early lockdown ones were the best. She would still be there with her warping Chanel handbag if it weren’t for us pointing it out to her.

Oh and did anyone else pee their tattling pants when she said she wasn’t materialistic 🤣🤣🤣

Everyone should tag her on the celeb face thing ✔️
 
Ahhh... celeb face. At LAST. Only sad thing is she will probably be flattered she’s in the same line up as those KardashianKlackers categorised as a “ celeb”.

Finally exposed for the fake faced greedy faux-luxe creature she is. Can’t wait to see how she addressEs this one!!! Probably like Mrs Rodial did... “ I use filters to create a more professional presence” ( ahhh okAy , not to change your entire face then?)

And we have plenty more examples..someones been watching her for quite a while to have collected all the evidence....wonder who alerted them to her? The early lockdown ones were the best. She would still be there with her warping Chanel handbag if it weren’t for us pointing it out to her.

Oh and did anyone else pee their tattling pants when she said she wasn’t materialistic 🤣🤣🤣

Yasssssss to all of this @AllAboutTheMayhem 🤣

Ughhhhhhhhh but don’t get me started on rodial - she makes me actual vom in my mouth. Judging by her filters her products are fit only for aliens.

Interestingly Emma gunns likes some of those celeb face photos. Wonder what she thinks about her pal being in there and how she’ll “make it ok” ...
 
If that (nightstopping) is the case (for a photo op in Paris) then imo it makes her all the more desperate (for following) and as far away from luxe as she could ever be. I actually couldn’t wish for the impact of the current situation to impact anyone more than her right now as she is demonstrative and publicizing the epitome of selfishness and making it “ok” to her million .. bots or not.
Who does she think she is posting this comment as well about Air France !! Has she checked out that all these ‘DM’s were real !!!!
I’m thinking Air France didn’t pay her much attention cos another airline‘mislaid’ her luggage last year ... can’t remember which one it was But she didn’t complain about them !! Vile person
 

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Ahhh... celeb face. At LAST. Only sad thing is she will probably be flattered she’s in the same line up as those KardashianKlackers categorised as a “ celeb”.

Finally exposed for the fake faced greedy faux-luxe creature she is. Can’t wait to see how she addressEs this one!!! Probably like Mrs Rodial did... “ I use filters to create a more professional presence” ( ahhh okAy , not to change your entire face then?)

And we have plenty more examples..someones been watching her for quite a while to have collected all the evidence....wonder who alerted them to her? The early lockdown ones were the best. She would still be there with her warping Chanel handbag if it weren’t for us pointing it out to her.

Oh and did anyone else pee their tattling pants when she said she wasn’t materialistic 🤣🤣🤣

Everyone should tag her on the celeb face thing ✔
I know right! I’m a bit gutted that she didn’t just have her own post and it was hidden amongst the KK videos 😤
 
Who does she think she is posting this comment as well about Air France !! Has she checked out that all these ‘DM’s were real !!!!
I’m thinking Air France didn’t pay her much attention cos another airline‘mislaid’ her luggage last year ... can’t remember which one it was But she didn’t complain about them !! Vile person

i don’t want to be crazy but I did say it happens often with AF even in business on here ....
 
Who does she think she is posting this comment as well about Air France !! Has she checked out that all these ‘DM’s were real !!!!
I’m thinking Air France didn’t pay her much attention cos another airline‘mislaid’ her luggage last year ... can’t remember which one it was But she didn’t complain about them !! Vile person
All this reference to when she was crew and how she relates is getting too much now it was 10 years ago. I worked in PR 10 years ago I don’t pretend I still have anything to do with it because I now work in a completely different industry and I wasn’t at top level just like she was only crew for a few years.

i don’t want to be crazy but I did say it happens often with AF even in business on here ....
But you’re gonna be crazy anyway 😂 Don’t worry we believed you 🤗
 
Reading the comments on celebface and sooo many people didn’t realise you could edit videos... tbh I think I only realised when she was on the Laura merciee trip and Lydia posted a video of her and I legit thought it was someone’s slightly over weight mother. ( Not judging the size, it’s just not as she presents herself on the images)

The good news is Lorna bloody loveD that air hostess job. She talks non stop about it, so she can go back to it once everyone learns what a fake she is.

(She’s not the only one, obviously and it’s not like anyone with a brain knew that the Kardashian Klan didn’t filter the duck out of everything)

Cant really bang on about mental health and body image / eating disorders whilst altering your face & body on every image can you ??? Really not right. Same as advertising skin care products when you’re ball deep in filters....
 
QUESTION “Favourite book”
FAKE LIAR FACE “Well, it’s all about me, tbh..”

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Wait I thought she had a degree in English? Surely if that's the case her favourite book would be something a bit more......well bookish. In fact she never mentions what/that she is reading, you would think that someone who did do a degree in English would be quite the avid reader wouldn't you.
 
Reading the comments on celebface and sooo many people didn’t realise you could edit videos... tbh I think I only realised when she was on the Laura merciee trip and Lydia posted a video of her and I legit thought it was someone’s slightly over weight mother. ( Not judging the size, it’s just not as she presents herself on the images)

The good news is Lorna bloody loveD that air hostess job. She talks non stop about it, so she can go back to it once everyone learns what a fake she is.

(She’s not the only one, obviously and it’s not like anyone with a brain knew that the Kardashian Klan didn’t filter the duck out of everything)

Cant really bang on about mental health and body image / eating disorders whilst altering your face & body on every image can you ??? Really not right. Same as advertising skin care products when you’re ball deep in filters....

I think it was this one which did it for me - youtu.be/nI13JG4U6X4?t=1102 I had to double take & pause 🙈

And her second account is suddenly private again.
This is so funny.
Nooo I forgot to follow it 😂

Has her twitter gone private now too ? 😂

Yep!
 
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