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New Year Predictions ! Choose your favourite !!

  • Vow renewal again- it’s been threatened for at least 3 years, with bonus begging for a dress

    Votes: 54 46.2%

  • A new dog ( please God no!)

    Votes: 20 17.1%

  • Filterdrop project in a bizarre effort to prove she doesn’t filter

    Votes: 10 8.5%

  • Relocation to Paris because they both “ have a lot of business there” (aka, absolutely none)

    Votes: 25 21.4%

  • Bobby-dazzling-badly-fitting-jean-gig.

    Votes: 6 5.1%

  • Nothing at all but Time Travel, Diet Coke, Greg’s and random plucking of clothes

    Votes: 44 37.6%

  • A spot of adultery

    Votes: 10 8.5%

  • Copious amounts of day-drinking & iconic highlighters.

    Votes: 47 40.2%

  • A dalliance with “ home interiors”

    Votes: 24 20.5%

  • Tedious and relentless mentions of the “ yellow shorts / iconic duo”

    Votes: 26 22.2%

  • New set of fresh roadkill to support to her Filet Kingsley claims

    Votes: 12 10.3%

  • New car - she’s been on the beg for one for quite some time despite being drunk most days.

    Votes: 26 22.2%
  • Total voters
    117
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As if she cleans her brushes! She doesn’t even wash her hands judging by the state of them! 🤢
 

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That’s a face full of Botox if ever I’ve seen one. She can hardly move her face…
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Absolute horrors. And even that’s still with filters and blurring! Omg. What HAS she done.

I’m fuckjng done at the rainwear. What in the name of all things holy is that?

She’s obvs been told to exercise more to help with her manic episodes and depression. It’s the only explanation. That is absolutely horrific.

What’s that bruise / blotch thing on her face that keeps blurring out ?
 

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She must have been told to exercise & get out more to keep her depression at bay. Because let’s face it, our loony isn’t really an all weather walker is she!!!

She’s going to look like a right pillock! Imagine bumping in to her as you’re out for a run or exercise - and she comes wobbling towards you in a Dior Kagoool and miscellaneous vermin attached to head.
 
Just awful. The poorly placed fillers are truly shocking and make everything so much worse. Her skin is a mess. The lumps all over the place?
Whoever did those fillers wants closing down.
And even when she did the BB thing she was still using filters!

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the grown out nails are a nice touch :oops:
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And there’s one off on her left hand. I swear she must be a closet chain smoker. The state of her skin and voice 🤢 she sounds like bett lynch. Can’t be just from passive surely.
 
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