LornaLuxe #33 Ahh… Thanks darling xx

[katieandrory]

There are no words . The boots and I can’t wait to see Raisin in this

 

[Ohmydays]

FFS …. Is she on drugs. ??? Flattering as for
A 60 year old man in that blue attire .. PMSL oh please God let her post a pic

2022 and she’s still ridiculing the Raisin. Let’s hope he wears it on a Tesco trip in the Bentley

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

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There are no words . The boots and I can’t wait to see Raisin in this

I’m only surprised he wasn’t part of the design process. You know when Lorna is throwing around her design ideas and knocking together her classic pieces and cutting up materials with her special scissors.

Let’s not pretend any self respecting adult male will wear this shit. Oh, wait…

 

[styleoversubstance]

I’m declaring it a Loona bank holiday if that podgy, perma tanned retiree appears looking like Cookie Monster on crack…

Todays shit show is just getting more & more bizarre. Btw she seems well over poor Boo dying all of a few days ago doesn’t she, shes back sell, sell, selling (all without #ad marked obviously)

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Also going back to what ItsMe said the other day about her brushing off imaginary crumbs.

Is that some sort of USP? Does that make people want to buy ?

“ look how Lorna brushes off those imaginary crumbs, I must buy it now!”

Said no human ever.

I guess it’s actually because there is nothing good to say about it, so participating in random plucking / wiping motions passes 15 seconds of an instagram story.
Imagine how offensive and misshapen that would be after one wash.

Years from now elderly fawnas will be bringing legal action against ITS after developing lung disease from wearing all that toxic green fluff

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Years from now elderly fawnas will be bringing legal action against ITS after developing lung disease from wearing all that toxic green fluff

yeah like that loft insulation shit that you can’t breathe in without it attacking your lungs and attaching to all the
Bronchioles.

 

[Dr Karen Kim]

Has she hit her head?! His and Hers…. That is the most disturbing image I have ever imagined. Make it stop.

Loona clearly thinks that her ‘fans’ are brainwashed enough by her to buy their partners matching female loungewear… at this point I’m going with delusional or demented, as she much have delusions of grandeur if she thinkswhat she’s said is remotely credible.

 

[styleoversubstance]

I definitely think she must be venturing into

How do we go about reporting the stories that have no #ad warning?

https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint/complaints-faq.html

You can do it here

 

[perfectlycivil]

Congrats @Hanna21 and @AllAboutTheMayhem for your fab review

I see she’s ever ever ever so nervous again so nervous in fact that she forgot to add #AD To all her stories with the new shed everywhere shite

Needs reporting guys, needs reporting

A little treat to celebrate the new thread. You ask I find ( sound on )

This is one of the best things that’s ever graced the internet

 

[Whatwereyouthinking]

Cookie Monster on crack @styleoversubstance this is too good, I have literally just choked on my whispissing angel

On the subject of the asa, has anyone seen this article today?

Love Island contestants called out over social media ads

Anna Vakili, Belle Hassan and Francesca Allen are named and shamed by the advertising watchdog.

www.bbc.co.uk

I was so hoping Loons was one of the 6.

 

[styleoversubstance]

Cookie Monster on crack @styleoversubstance this is too good, I have literally just choked on my whispissing angel

On the subject of the asa, has anyone seen this article today?

Love Island contestants called out over social media ads

Anna Vakili, Belle Hassan and Francesca Allen are named and shamed by the advertising watchdog.

www.bbc.co.uk

I was so hoping Loons was one of the 6.

You can keep an eye on the full list here - they update it as required…

Non-compliant social media influencers

A list of social media influencers who have repeatedly refused to comply with the UK's advertising rules, set by CAP and enforced by the ASA.

www.asa.org.uk

 

[CAT1975]

Had a sneak peak at the collection. F ALL there!! It’s the same old crap in a slightly different colour!! Who would be so stupid to spend money on this s**t!! Especially as it will reduced by Friday!!

 

[Whatwereyouthinking]

Great news ladies the collec-shun doesn’t seem to selling out too quickly (I.e. nothing so far), there is still some time to get your hands on a sweaty Sesame Street costume for you and your other half

Seriously have you ever seen anything this unflattering around the ‘piss tank’ area?

 

[Ohmydays]

Had a sneak peak at the collection. F ALL there!! It’s the same old crap in a slightly different colour!! Who would be so stupid to spend money on this s**t!! Especially as it will reduced by Friday!!

AND all the Fawnas that have been gifted It look absolutely Fukkin shite as well . There’s truth in what my Ol granny used to say …
“ You can’t make a silk purse out of a sows ear”

 

[CouldYouNot]

I prefer the saying ‘you can’t polish a turd’

Why isn’t loons putting her name to this green beret?! Soooo Emily in Paris, no?!
And look at the state of the hem on that skirt. This is the type of shit at melts on your iron.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

It really is a rare talent to ‘design’ clothes that look universally awful regardless of size, height and skin tone

 

[balenciagandburgers]

Whoa. Something has happened. I mean I know her chin is always out of control but it seems UNUSUALLY MASSIVE in this video. Did she forget to use a filter and it’s always like this?? I feel like something definitely happened over those weeks she was MIA and that it has to do with this CHIN. It looks like a potato fillers gone wrong?! Jaw surgery?!

 

[Same stuff different day]

Toe things about this photo - is she grabbing her crotch?
She mentioned aff ad link at the bottom.

 

[Hanna21]

By way of validating said life, she posted an old picture from 2 years ago, on to her grid. Sadly the picture had been so badly filtered, the faceapp filtered hair had attached itself to a neighbouring tree.

Bloody amazing summary!
So glad you mentioned this about the tree , I had forgotten and it’s hilarious

now to catch up with this crayola collection, what colour will she come out with next!

 

[Same stuff different day]

Ok more. Had to. And the pic in pink- her JAW! What did she do???