LornaLuxe #32 She is so completely boring that nobody can even think of a new thread title.

[wtfamiwatching]

Looks like she’s forgotten to have a shave

 

[Its_Me]

It’s madness how she does of course know what expensive clothes look and feel like but she still has the front to say that her stuff ‘feels so expensive’ when you can see on the video it’s like a piece of rag without even having to feel it.

 

[Whatwereyouthinking]

Hahahhahahahha. Someone stole Lorna’s background. She must be sooo annoyed

She’ll need to make a bit more effort to get the trademark Lorna DHL van and bins on her background though
This ITS launch has seriously had so little effort it deserves to tank (even more than usual).
I think ITS have just ordered a job lot of green crap from china to flog…

 

[pink_norris]

Never be seen in green, it's vile

She's certainly heartbroken over loosing the pooch, look at the state of the grin

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

She’ll need to make a bit more effort to get the trademark Lorna DHL van and bins on her background though
This ITS launch has seriously had so little effort it deserves to tank (even more than usual).
I think ITS have just ordered a job lot of green crap from china to flog…

Nnnnooooo I didn't know Gemma Atkinson had gone down the ITS route! I should have guessed, shouldn't I, when she was advertising Iconic make-up a couple of months ago. At least she's not claiming to be 'luxe' I suppose.

 

[Ohmydays]

It’s madness how she does of course know what expensive clothes look and feel like but she still has the front to say that her stuff ‘feels so expensive’ when you can see on the video it’s like a piece of rag without even having to feel it.

Exactly .. and How the Fukk can she say that about this fabric ? It makes me itch just looking at it !!!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

I’m getting amongst the new thread titties. Won’t be long - it’s usually a nightmare remembering what’s gone on but given she’s been awol for most of the last 5 weeks I should be able to knock something together pretty quick.

 

[Ohmydays]

Why does she keep her fluffy cushions in a basket ?

 

[LittleBirdie]

Why does she keep her fluffy cushions in a basket ?

Maybe it’s a taxidermied Boo ready to take over from that god awful sheep.

Sorry, too soon?

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

LornaLuxe #33 Ahh… Thanks darling xx

Okay. So, an unusual summary, due to Loony going completely AWOL prior to Xmas. Aside from announcing 2 giveaways, ( we’ll come back to those..), Lorna went missing mid December, after a short trip to Chiltern Firehouse. After the first few days of silence, she bobbed back on to stories (...

tattle.life

New thread tits

Thanks to @Hanna21 for the winning thread title

 

[perfectlycivil]

So much photoshop and someone alert Anna Wintour. A safety pin. OMG that outfit is horrendous

‘Ever so flattering’ more like ‘edit it so flattering’

 

[goldsmithlady809]

Not one mention of the new collection on Fr1sbys insta . Moved straight along to Stacey Solomon

 

[Ecampagnolo]

I’ll just leave this here.