LornaLuxe #32 She is so completely boring that nobody can even think of a new thread title.

[LittleBirdie]

Why does she constantly use the word “ablution”? I swear she thinks it makes her sound intelligent or something. Unfortunately for her, it doesn’t because an ablution is the act of washing yourself - pretty much the opposite of rubbing mucky fake tan all over yourself!

 

[Same stuff different day]

 

[Ohmydays]

2 week absence due to a mystery illness then the dog dies .. then a launch for her new ITS dump BUT it’s still not enough to keep up her follower numbers so now there’s yet another Fukkin giveaway …Greedy bleep

 

[superlushxo]

Also - "we've just pulled over so John can get some snacks" where TF do you just pull over in central London

 

[Mishka13]

I don’t get it though. Does she think she’s going to get mobbed by hundreds of adoring fans or something? Or why not just say it was a trip to long a few days or weeks ago or whenever it was? I guess that followers want real time though.

Incase anyone is near and takes an unfiltered photo

It is terrible and I can’t understand why she does those rolls at the front?? She looks like she’s got an un-combed wig on top of the rats tails!!! She’s also stringing out the sympathy voice…

Gives me Jewish vibes

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Those bloody street painters, useless and ruining influencers photos

 

[Hereforthecomments87]

Just bobbin’ on.

 

[Honestmutha]

Holy tit. And that’s with filters.
The vermin hair doesn’t even nearly match it’s awful!Look at it just stuffed in there.

I know she’s curling the hair in the wrong direction the front needs to be curled away from the face I can’t understand why she does this, it’s weird.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

I called her out on the photo from Scott's showing the Christmas decorations.. Got blocked

Oh we welcome you - congratulations on being blocked.
Sadly you have to learn that Queen Baby IS NOT QUESTIONED. No no no. Never.

She does not need to explain her lies, deceit, deception, time travel, 4 week absence, filtering, stretching, or where the duck that Chanel bag is that gained her another 100k followers.

 

[styleoversubstance]

Just bobbin’ on.

“Yeah, its me, Loona…”

 

[superlushxo]

Oh we welcome you - congratulations on being blocked.
Sadly you have to learn that Queen Baby IS NOT QUESTIONED. No no no. Never.

She does not need to explain her lies, deceit, deception, time travel, 4 week absence, filtering, stretching, or where the duck that Chanel bag is that gained her another 100k followers.

Now how can I stalk her this is vurrrrrry annoying

OMG can everyone remember the parrot video which went viral "CHANEL!!!!!!l" wonder if we can superimpose loona onto the video and CBA be the parrot into the bag

 

[LittleBirdie]

Oh we welcome you - congratulations on being blocked.
Sadly you have to learn that Queen Baby IS NOT QUESTIONED. No no no. Never.

She does not need to explain her lies, deceit, deception, time travel, 4 week absence, filtering, stretching, or where the duck that Chanel bag is that gained her another 100k followers.

The bloody Chanel bag! It could have its own thread! Does anyone on here follow Eve and have an update?

 

[Madferit]

Whoever called the fact that she does a giveaway prior to a collection release to increase engagement is a bloody genius!!!! Spot on.

Sorry, long time lurker, first time commenting.

Couldn't help myself this time, it just became too much!

 

[balenciagandburgers]

Happy New Year tittles!!! Late to the party, I know. Also wtf:

 

[Same stuff different day]

The bloody Chanel bag! It could have its own thread! Does anyone on here follow Eve and have an update?

I follow her and no update. She did have a story recently out and about with a handbag - but it wasn’t Chanel. She never answer my DM either. Vurrry suspicious

 

[Ohmydays]

Whoever called the fact that she does a giveaway prior to a collection release to increase engagement is a bloody genius!!!! Spot on.

Sorry, long time lurker, first time commenting.

Couldn't help myself this time, it just became too much!

Welcome glad you’ve joined us . Everyone’s views are an eye opener .

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Morning !
We are getting ready for the new thread titties.

Previous thread title discussion produced a succinct & effortless “ Thanks darling” from @Hanna21 with about 23/24 votes.

Any other late offerings? I suspect after the launch tomorrow this thread will be wrapped up pretty quick.

 

[Gurt Lush]

Thanks for the expensive flowers, I’m going to just chuck them on the floor so that I can show off my bedroom…

 

[SGE32]

Thread title suggestion. “No free Chanel to be seen from our baby queen, nothing but lies behind her filter of disguise”

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Talking of filters… what in the name of all things FaceTune is this today????
You can see a very distinct line where it’s trying to reshape her entire face.

She looks like a sweaty, bloated boiled egg. And reckons she needs more filler??!

 

[CAT1975]

Check out the chin filtering and seriously her nose has grown significantly over the Christmas break!!!