LornaLuxe #32 She is so completely boring that nobody can even think of a new thread title.

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

What the duck are those!! The most I’ll fitting jeans I’ve ever clapped eyes on

But she’s got really long legs! She says so, so it must be true.

Place me at the top of the list for these badboys Lorna!
Would this be a Simon Cowell cut Jean?

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Hiding the old piss tank with her bag and jacket. Bless.

 

[Regina George_24]

Well all I can say is, THANK GOD she is showing us all how to cut the jeans to length. I honestly don’t know how I would of figured it out. Maybe this will be the new wrap top. Mentioning that, maybe I need a refresh

 

[pink_norris]

Well all I can say is, THANK GOD she is showing us all how to cut the jeans to length. I honestly don’t know how I would of figured it out. Maybe this will be the new wrap top. Mentioning that, maybe I need a refresh

It’s a hack no one else knows so we’re being educated. Scissors, material, cut well I never knew that

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

I can’t wait for this A cutting jeans tutorial.
Well, not all of us are blessed with long legs like Lorna.

Here’s the USP

#ITS #lornaluxe

“ buy some really AWFUL jeans from yet another collection… and then cut them to fit yourself!”

What could possibly go wrong !


Oh duck my life, she really is laughing her head off. As if she would ever wear toss like that!

Also I’ve worked out why she’s always out of breath when she does these little stories.The lies that fly out of her inflated trap are so rapid it’s actually bleeping exhausting for her. Obvs the passive Marlborough from old Grandad don’t help either.

 

[styleoversubstance]

I can’t wait for this A cutting jeans tutorial.
Well, not all of us are blessed with long legs like Lorna.

Here’s the USP

#ITS #lornaluxe

“ buy some really AWFUL jeans from yet another collection… and then cut them to fit yourself!”

What could possibly go wrong !


Oh duck my life, she really is laughing her head off. As if she would ever wear toss like that!

Also I’ve worked out why she’s always out of breath when she does these little stories.The lies that fly out of her inflated trap are so rapid it’s actually bleeping exhausting for her. Obvs the passive Marlborough from old Grandad don’t help either.

I’m hoping we’ll get to see her special ‘designing scissors’ the ones from when she was DESIGNING. With her special scissors. And some floral fabric.

Because shes a fashion expert. With designing scissors.

 

[perfectlycivil]

Omg brilliant, we have Boo proof of life

I’m not convinced that’s a real time photo - he looks well looked after, isn’t he supposed to be sick?

Saying that, as he’s been shipped off to her mums for the past however many months and probably got the attention he needs and deserves, no wonder he looks healthy!

 

[Nevar3663]

She's copied (surprise surprise) those DIY jeans. She posted the originals a while back. Can't remember the brand annoyingly. Possibly mango

 

[pink_norris]

She's copied (surprise surprise) those DIY jeans. She posted the originals a while back. Can't remember the brand annoyingly. Possibly mango

Was Zara can’t remember the price probably about £30, these InTheShite ones will be £60

 

[MirandaPriestly]

I’m not convinced that’s a real time photo - he looks well looked after, isn’t he supposed to be sick?

Saying that, as he’s been shipped off to her mums for the past however many months and probably got the attention he needs and deserves, no wonder he looks healthy!

I’m not convinced that’s a real time photo - he looks well looked after, isn’t he supposed to be sick?

Saying that, as he’s been shipped off to her mums for the past however many months and probably got the attention he needs and deserves, no wonder he looks healthy!

He was on a video with current clothes so I think we finally have proof of life! Clearly he’s been at her Mum’s since before they went to the Maldives … that’s months!

 

[CouldYouNot]

She either plugs her extensions in before she brushes her hair to make it look ‘bed head’ real, or she sleeps with them in. Both of which are ridiculous!

 

[Ohmydays]

Hmmmm obviously because they’re shite and have been returned ?

 

[LittleBirdie]

I’m currently sat on our hotel room terrace in the Caribbean waiting for breakfast to open (nothing better than a day that revolves round when the restaurants and bars open!) and catching up on all these comments. Absolutely pissing myself. The Americans who just walked past caught me actually snort-laughing to myself. Must think I’m a bit special. Great work ladies!

Here’s my two pence:

Fashion awards - WTF. She wouldn’t know fashion if Olivier Rousteing slapped her round the face with haute couture. No wonder Coca Cola had to invite her. DECLARE YOUR ADS YOU TOSSER! Also, pretty sure she’s working with Greggs the amount she mentions them but she clearly thinks she’s above declaring that too (not exactly luxe is it?!).

Jeans - I don’t even know where to start. They make her look like she’s missing half her shins (maybe she just edited her legs to look like those of a toddler so we wouldn’t be envious of her supermodel long legs). Cheap, nasty and flammable is how I’d describe these monstrosities (jeans, not legs). How on earth she can call herself “Luxe” then flog this tripe is beyond me.

I could go on but I’m going to go wake the other half and drag him to breakfast. Mimosas are calling! (Whispissing Angel is available but it makes me cringe now - she’s ruined that for me!). Happy Friday all!

 

[Brightonlady]

She hasn’t even bothered to make them the right length for her, which is the whole point of them

oh I thought John ordered the disco balls lorna....

£90 a pop those balls are

 

[styleoversubstance]

Is this a joke? Its erm…sparse. Why dont they have a lifetime of Xmas decs like most couples? One of the things underneath it is an empty chanel bag

PS re that bauble stop trying to make ‘Mr Luxe’ happen Loona. No one (not even you) wants him…particularly on a xmas tree!!!!

 

[Its_Me]

How are two adults so incompetent at putting lights round the Christmas tree properly??

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

They’ve butchered that tree. How did they get the height so wrong?!

 

[straighttothecomments]

That tree looks so tit. It took 10 minutes tops.

 

[Same stuff different day]

How are two adults so incompetent at putting lights round the Christmas tree properly??

Drunk (too short)

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

Drunk (too short)

She sounds like she might have had a few festive wines, doesn't she. And well done to whoever said she'd be pitching Penhaligons before Xmas arrives...