Lorna Luxe #50 Violently Moronic

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She can’t bear him, he gives her the ick. She looks at him how I used to look at my ex. It’s so awkward

But more importantly WTAF is that suit with elasticated waist band!!?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 my mum is in her 70’s and wouldn’t wear an elasticated waist… that suit looks like it’s straight out of Dorothy perkins… crying laughing at her thinking it will sell….! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Its_Me said:
I thought you lot were quiet I forgot to follow the new thread didn’t I.

Old John looks so frail but why has he got his chest out like that 🥴
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I dont think she’s washed or brushed that hair since she had it put in
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You beat me to it …
He couldn’t carry off that bare chest look before he was ill now no one needs to see that OAP pigeon chest .
As for her hair it looks like shes got horns !
And all that stuff she’s had done to her face she just looks Fukkin odd . In fact she looks like someone thats transitioning .
What a Fukkin state they both look .dont get me started on that Fukkin jacket 🤮
 

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Ohmydays said:
You beat me to it …
He couldn’t carry off that bare chest look before he was ill now no one needs to see that OAP pigeon chest .
As for her hair it looks like shes got horns !
And all that stuff she’s had done to her face she just looks Fukkin odd . In fact she looks like someone thats transitioning .
What a Fukkin state they both look .dont get me started on that Fukkin jacket 🤮
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Genuinely looks like some mad Little Britain skit. The state of her. John also awful but ill, so I feel bad saying anything. No. No I dont. He has agency. He could say stop.
 
GHD and Fillet Kingsley you must be desperate for Influencers judging by the fact she can’t be arsed to brush her hair n all the free stuff they’ve given her. Why doesn’t she go n get her hair and make up done before these shoots? It’s all so slap dash and cba. She thinks her Hermes boots n bag can sell any old crap she chucks on.
It’s always the same few pony kicks, glasses hanging off her face, drivel with John, rose 😴
 
Libbub said:
The way she tells him "that's enough now" and dismisses him......I agree she's totally over him and there's no love there from her. Illness changes a person and it's a difficult time. She wouldn't be the first woman to fall out of love cos her husband got ill. It changes everything. And she's a particularly selfish self centered little madam.
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I don’t think Queen Baby’s ever been ‘in love’ with anything/one other than herself . All the lovey dovey fake reels didn’t fool anyone er maybe the Fukkin foolish Fawnas and their Couples Goals dreams . She’s always berated him who remembers the video when he bought the ‘Ermes ? She’s just wheeling him out now cos shes got another Fukkin WOS launch coming out . He’ll be ignored again as soon as the Christmas events and trips start rolling in.
 
JingleBells21 said:
surely the passport story can’t be true? You go through both sets of passport control at Gare du Nord….I can’t see them letting anyone through without a one? Why lie about something like that?
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I was thinking the same and if it is true then this is pretty serious breach of security.
For a domestic you just usually need a photo ID like a licence
 
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