Lorna Luxe #49 If There’s a Free Bar Lorna Won’t Stray Far

[annabelle_bronstein]

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every post is an #ad, the photoshopping is just sad

 

[Ohmydays]

So desperate to get home to her husband, I mean own bed! She’s out again. When she said that she was going to go out a lot on her most recent live she really meant it!!! Mr Luxe is just too old and unwell for her now!

What ! She’s in London on the piss and her 1st meet and greet is in Manchester tomorrow lunchtime . ??? The Raisin is probably setting up the chairs and the glasses for the one off glass of wine .
what an absolutely vile bint she is .. no respect for her stupid followers that have PAID to meet her and she’s gonna be hungover ..
she’s an absolutely fukkin vile specimen . Hope her husband sees it and leaves his money to something worthwhile . Cos she’s a Fukkin slug
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Thread title .. Despite all her tweakments Turkey teef ,Stennies and editing she’s still ugly, boring and an Iconic moronic lying twit .

 

[Its_Me]

Hope her husband sees it and leaves his money to something worthwhile

What a scream if he left it to the home that cares for his brother

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

I’m convinced they are done.


I think the

“ violently moronic” offering we had for a new thread was perfect!! Succinct, to the point.

 

[de beauvoir]

That creased big dress, rat tails and those cheap fake suede grey boots. She looks so cheap but i can just imagine her cackling and swinging round her bag in Hermes.
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Also, another thing that absolutely didn’t happen. She’s so embarrassing.

I’ve been on the Eurostar literally 100s of times, I even recognise some of the staff and they still ask for a passport, of course.
No way are they letting you through without documentation. Especially not with some northern chav slurring to let her ‘mate’ through.

 

[Its_Me]

That creased big dress, rat tails and those cheap fake suede grey boots. She looks so cheap but i can just imagine her cackling and swinging round her bag in Hermes.
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Also, another thing that absolutely didn’t happen. She’s so embarrassing.

I’ve been on the Eurostar literally 100s of times, I even recognise some of the staff and they still ask for a passport, of course.
No way are they letting you through without documentation. Especially not with some northern chav slurring to let her ‘mate’ through.

Actually quite dangerous that she’s even saying that happened

 

[Chinchilla]

Actually quite dangerous that she’s even saying that happened

Totally! Also that whole clip them sitting in the car with all the bags - just disgusting really

 

[Ohmydays]

Look out for in the wild pics TiTs . It’s Queen Baby holding court with her Fawnas day. As if her Fukkin chin head couldn’t get any bigger she’ll be swinging those stennies and gloating like a Fukkin good un. Whilst the poor Ol Raisin is running round pouring rosè like Mrs Overall .

 

[RiaYoung]

She got her well spoken protege to say “ai-ya” at the beginning of the last talk to camera and I couldn’t squirm any more if I tried

I wouldn’t dream of commenting on her body or others bar the fact she continuously photoshops the tit out of herself. The pic with her and her rats tails facing away from cam. Wow, she’s halving her body size with photoshop!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

10 people max at the Selfridges event?

And John scuttling around like some sort of gif

 

[Sparklebox]

10 people max at the Selfridges event?

And John scuttling around like some sort of gif

Did you go ?

 

[Just watching it all]

I think I counted 6 people on the IG story of one of her 'mates' dressed like a potato with boots on

 

[Ohno25]

There are pics on the WOS IG site, Yawna filtered to such an extent she looks like a completely different woman

 

[CAT1975]

Likely just or invites by the looks of it!!

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Loons calling herself ‘seckseh’ my cringe is cringing

 

[Ohmydays]

Loons calling herself ‘seckseh’ my cringe is cringing

I was waiting for someone to mention this … who the fukk does she think she is ? it was the way she said it and Fukkin believed it was true

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

She looks like a potato on sticks with somebody else's face.

The other girl looks lovely. Nice classic outfit.

 

[Ohmydays]

What a Fukkin WOS event .
Yawna stretched so much it Fukkin looks like the women next to her are a bunch of pygmies.
Couple of losers fawnas wearing WOS next to candles hidden away behind glass . Is that to stop them being nicked ?
2 women look like they’re thinking .. WTF are we here ?
Someone has dragged the Ol man along . Please tell me they didn’t buy 2, tickets . I’d love if if the girl in the red is on here . Her Fukkin face says it all
So chuffed to meet you both IRL ? FFS you need to get out more . The Raisin made an appearance wonder if he had to buy a ticket ?
and lastly when you’re hosting an event at Selfridges you wanna look your Fukkin best and Yawna . Looked a Fukkin joke .

I’m confused as to her community cos they all look like perimenopausal women that wouldn’t be seen dead in the clothes she’s in collab with .?

not a good turn out for a local Manchester lass hey ?

 

[Deevee47]

OMG john….

 

[Chinchilla]

OMG john….

I know I came on to say the same thing! He looks soooo poorly! Bloody hell!
I’m actually very shocked at how she is treating him.