Lorna Luxe #49 If There’s a Free Bar Lorna Won’t Stray Far

[Angrysue_]

It’s the magical house! Seems the flood is allll gone and the sofas are fine.
Or she recorded this ages ago.

Which do we think it is??

Probably recorded ages ago. I think everything she does isn't real time. All pre recorded.
Just a compulsive liar

 

[Its_Me]

Her make up is getting more clown like

 

[LittleBirdie]

She’s extended the “ pre order” time for the jacket from hell. And also extended the shipping to international

No fucker wants it Lorna! It’s disgusting love,

I assume she’s not met the minimum order amount for her supplier. Awks.

 

[Ohmydays]

WTF … is this ridiculous look ?
Looks like Same Ol Same Ol Yawna post from a While ago when she was shilling that brand and possibly wearing the same Ol boots !!

 

[tacokitten]

She looks like she jumped straight out of a Austin Powers movie as a Dr. Evil team member

 

[Ohno25]

Still tickets available for Yawna's event on Saturday! The wine isn't flowing - only one drink per person . Anybody going?

 

[Ohmydays]

Still tickets available for Yawna's event on Saturday! The wine isn't flowing - only one drink per person . Anybody going?

Book your half hour slot now! Selling out fast apparently.

 

[mich5020]

Aaaaannnnnnd she’s off on another jolly…

 

[Ohmydays]

Oh do Fukk Off Yawna. You do not Fukkin look like this . The blatant Fukkin fakery of it

 

[Deevee47]

Worried about her thyroid now. That’ll be the excuse if she can’t make manchester at the weekend when all the tickets fail to sell

 

[Same stuff different day]

Oh do Fukk Off Yawna. You do not Fukkin look like this . The blatant Fukkin fakery of it

Absolute photoshop fail. Her knees would be in two different places

 

[Ohmydays]

Worried about her thyroid now. That’ll be the excuse if she can’t make manchester at the weekend when all the tickets fail to sell

Yeah she feels like she’s coming down with something let’s not forget her congested lungs , that might explain her breathlessness but all is good cos Mina said Yawna is a happy person .
Her L’Oréal content is absolutely chronic compared to others on that trip it’s all about HER … just for a change !
Who goes to Paris in October without a coat ? Especially when you’re the founder of a clothing brand that have just restocked their sell out coats .
Says she wants to go back to the hotel with her Mum really ???? Not a treat for Your poorly husband Yawna ? Something for him to look forward to when he’s feeling better ? It’s as if he’s snuffed it now he’s so Ol news . Vile bint

 

[Ohno25]

Mina was being polite because she could have easily diagnosed her alcoholism

 

[zeezaag]

She’s posting more about the WOS birthday than John’s birthday - he gets 1 post and that one is a day late.

and you know she only probably posted that of John just so she doesn’t look totally heartless

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

Oh do Fukk Off Yawna. You do not Fukkin look like this . The blatant Fukkin fakery of it

The material label in the bottom left of whatever that is will tell her where it's from, even if the brand label might have fallen out (is she sure it's not one of her own ITS creations, it looks like one!)

 

[Its_Me]

How has she recorded herself looking like this with the cat teet on full show and tagged L’Oréal without any shame

 

[Demilee124]

Oh do Fukk Off Yawna. You do not Fukkin look like this . The blatant Fukkin fakery of it

HAHAHAHAHA WHO TF IS THAT

The legs are so badly photoshopped


Jesus

 

[CAT1975]

What is this shadow? Is it bad filtering??? Going take this to Paris but I’m already there so maybe too late… attention to detail.

 

[LittleBirdie]

Yep massive photoshop fail. Look at the length of her shoulder!

 

[Ohmydays]

Easy come easy go hey Yawna … not respect for a gifted dress and WTF does she look like in Versailles no wonder she’s walking on her own !! #chavontour