Lorna luxe #47 Spud U Don’t Like

[de beauvoir]

‘We never have deals at LA Space, like barely ever’
Followed by ‘the last one we did was at the pop up’ oh so a month ago?

And then followed by talk on the one with the candles and free scribble.. again only a month before the pop up.
So you do do deals? One every month at this rate.. and guess what. Still no one wants your tit candles or ugly polyester clothes

 

[Same stuff different day]

Why is Scribbles with them? So weird.

 

[styleoversubstance]

Why is Scribbles with them? So weird.

So he can get a free trip. Work innit. (Not that he has any real experience but what does that matter)

Also if I was John I’d be a bit nervy with such a pretty boy around. I mean John is looking more and more like the Scotch Tape Skeleton as each month goes by…

 

[Ohmydays]

Why is Scribbles with them? So weird.

It’s not Scribbles it’s the Jeffrey Dahmer looky likey. The one from The Friday Agency, who supplies her with all the event invites, free hair do’s and. Random beauty brand products.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

What an absolute helmet

 

[LittleBirdie]

Reminds me of the drawstring trousers we had to put my grandad in when his dementia stopped him being able to do up a fly!

And Lorna staring at Little John in disgust - name a more iconic duo.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

The joggers and the clown shoes. I just can’t

 

[Its_Me]

Her hair did look so much better after using Dreamcoat but I’m gobsmakced that someone with her hair type wasn’t already using any anti frizz before drying

This comment. If my husband came out dressed in anything I’ve seen John wear I’d send him back to change.

 

[Aha]

Is anyone going to mention the shoulder pads??

 

[traceymrsd]

Is anyone going to mention the shoulder pads??

Was going to ask what the duck are these cropped jackets with the huge shoulder pads??? Her dress sense is questionable at the best of times but this is a whole other level of ugly

 

[Ohno25]

Is anyone going to mention the shoulder pads??

Me! Those shoulder pads are the worst crime against fashion! Not giving Dynasty vibes at all

 

[Same stuff different day]

Is anyone going to mention the shoulder pads??

They balance out the Rosé gut that’s he’s always hiding.

 

[styleoversubstance]

Randomly flicking through the channels in the uk and the Abbey Clancy show was on with LL!!! I know its been shared before but heres a few choice grabs as she honestly looks like a different person … and house looks ok but a bit shabby tbh lol

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

Randomly flicking through the channels in the uk and the Abbey Clancy show was on with LL!!! I know its been shared before but heres a few choice grabs as she honestly looks like a different person … and house looks ok but a bit shabby tbh lol

What on Earth is going on here..?

I'll never get over how or why she chose that outfit when she was next to Abbie. Ever.

 

[Aha]

What on Earth is going on here..?

I'll never get over how or why she chose that outfit when she was next to Abbie. Ever.

low hanging gusset or pixelated lady bits?!

 

[de beauvoir]

Is anyone going to mention the shoulder pads??

i was going to say, what in the Frankenstein is she wearing!!
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Enough!!!!! Not mr grey

 

[henriettadubois2]

So cringe! He is an ill, elderly, short gentleman not a rich sex god. BEHAVE LORNA!

 

[ophelia1990]

She must have an old man kink (I know I know, £££ too) because she can’t honestly want to duck him.

 

[traceymrsd]

She must have an old man kink (I know I know, £££ too) because she can’t honestly want to duck him.

He doesn't exactly have what you would call a sparkling personality does he - he may as well be a little puppy she dresses up & drags out with her

 

[Ohmydays]

What the fukkety fukk is this look ??? Ive never been so Fukkin stuck for words . She’s excelled herself in her most hideous ill fitting ugly outfit . Style obviously doesn’t come naturally to her
And he looks like he’s escaped from the local care home !