Lorna luxe #47 Spud U Don’t Like

[Deevee47]

Imagine is they actually DID something in NYC rather than drink wine, eat and laze around in a hotel room.
what a boring pair!!!

It’s just rinse and repeat with them isn’t it. Same old

 

[traceymrsd]

No wonder she takes so much bloody luggage with her when she takes her skincare still in the box

 

[CAT1975]

From oversized to too tight! Horrible!

 

[Its_Me]

No wonder she takes so much bloody luggage with her when she takes her skincare still in the box

I don’t understand, are people more likely to buy Dermalogica just because she’s showing it from her hotel room in NYC?
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From oversized to too tight! Horrible!

The sleeves almost down to her knees wtf

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

From oversized to too tight! Horrible!

Don't actually know where to start with this one
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Usual attention to detail with the placement of the bike handle

 

[Tonychow]

She looks like Olive from On the Buses in the too tight blazer photo

 

[Ohmydays]

From oversized to too tight! Horrible!

WHAT THE FUKK!!! That’s Fukkin horrendous .. she looks absolutely hideous Gotta keep this pic going

 

[styleoversubstance]

That dude is just Karl Pilkington with idiotic glasses on. Although I reckon Karl Pilkington would think Lorna is a twit rather than a 'bestie'

OR
Hello Steven, its me Cliff Fandango…

 

[Just watching it all]

From oversized to too tight! Horrible!

And what filter is she using? She oddly looks a little like former bestie Nicole!

 

[Ohmydays]

Greedy Fukkin bint she’s as horrid on the inside as she is on the outside .

 

[Same stuff different day]

I don’t remember a Grey Kelly bag? Also look at the size difference when she stretches her pics. The pic with the bag by her side and that illl fitting jacket does not look like the other one.

Lorna. No attention to detail.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

She looks like she just spent the night in a skip

 

[de beauvoir]

I’ve said it before but why does she do that annoying thing and talk out of the side of her mouth whenever she’s trying to be all northern and relatable.

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WHAT THE FUKK!!! That’s Fukkin horrendous .. she looks absolutely hideous Gotta keep this pic going

blazer looks like it’s about to blow!

 

[Deevee47]

It’s like a swinging gate - but like that one off Geordie Shore .. Vicky… with the swinging jaw too.

I’ve said it before but why does she do that annoying thing and talk out of the side of her mouth whenever she’s trying to be all northern and relatable.
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blazer looks like it’s about to blow!

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Good God alive .. what are on his feet and where has his top lip gone???

 

[Ohmydays]

It’s like a swinging gate - but like that one off Geordie Shore .. Vicky… with the swinging jaw too.



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Good God alive .. what are on his feet and where has his top lip gone???

Knowing he’s bought her a surprise present She’s showing off, determined to make him a thing by dangling him in front of her Fawnas hoping they’re all gonna be wishing they were like Queen Baby and being spoilt by an old codger in leggings and clown shoes Is that supposed to be one of his cute outfits ?

 

[Sam n Lola]

She looks so cheap and plastic and whomever did her last round of tox did too much in her forehead.
Elegent and luxe are clothes that FIT. Doesn’t she bang on about tailoring every so often? That jacket ffs. Had she not learned from watching her train wreck of a house tour show? The blazer makes her look square.
How is that luxe????

I couldn’t believe when you have a stunner like Abbey Clancy round she dressed like that, the blazer looked ridiculous…. Why does she think wearing an x large in everything makes all her clothes look spenny, more like a bag of shite!!!

 

[Its_Me]

I couldn’t believe when you have a stunner like Abbey Clancy round she dressed like that, the blazer looked ridiculous…. Why does she think wearing an x large in everything makes all her clothes look spenny, more like a bag of shite!!!

She thinks she’s a 5’10 22 year old model who can pull it off

 

[de beauvoir]

I was going to say he needs to get some lip filler first before focusing on getting his teeth done

It’s like a swinging gate - but like that one off Geordie Shore .. Vicky… with the swinging jaw too.



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Good God alive .. what are on his feet and where has his top lip gone???

 

[styleoversubstance]

Imagine your ‘wife’ only showed you physical affection when its for a photo/her new businesses narrative… before the new besties* Wish Jeffery Dahmer & Charlie Scribbles were management there was never any photos like this.

He’s literally the definition of a simp.

*if besties took 10% if your income

 

[Ohmydays]

Imagine your ‘wife’ only showed you physical affection when its for a photo/her new businesses narrative… before the new besties* Wish Jeffery Dahmer & Charlie Scribbles were management there was never any photos like this.

He’s literally the definition of a simp.

*if besties took 10% if your income

“FFS John .. how many times have I told you to put your chain on top of your jumper “

that 2nd pic is so cringey and so staged looks forced instead of a natural response .

He still doesn’t look well looks like he’s hunched in pain.

her Fukkin hair must be a right mess now it’s ponytail and hairband .