Lizzy and Lindsey #9 The longing for a personality

[Al Fresco]

Linda’s dress WTF
It’s giving…something Katherine Ormerod ran up from some left over curtain fabric
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Bloody hell, looks like there was a midnight fire alarm at the hotel.

 

[jenmarks]

As per uzjh, Monikh and Lucy's content for the Mango trip looks aspirational, aesthetic, and on brand while remaining individual, while Lizzy's looks... lazy and lacklustre. She's always just making up the numbers at these things.

 

[Now What]

As per uzjh, Monikh and Lucy's content for the Mango trip looks aspirational, aesthetic, and on brand while remaining individual, while Lizzy's looks... lazy and lacklustre. She's always just making up the numbers at these things.

Lizzy's version of this trip was pathetic. All she seems to "sell" is her breasts and outlined nipples in every pose.

 

[dunnerfish]

Oh the comments on the last two pages…..literally crying.

 

[jenmarks]

I just don't understand how anyone is still booking her?!

 

[jenmarks]

Literally no one is giving her honest feedback at all.

 

[abccdefghijh]

Her photos are a lot better when her face isn't in them. She just makes some really really odd expressions it's like when you pause a video at a weird moment except she's uploading that as the main event.

 

[jenmarks]

Lucy is kicking her ass big time. I suspect she'll be being paid more, but Lizzy just posts boring unfocused photos that make her look like a middle aged twit obsessed with her own nipples.

 

[newbotanic]

This Monki trip is giving Clockwork Orange prison to me.
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This Monki trip is giving Clockwork Orange prison to me.

Edit MANGO

 

[jenmarks]

I mean, honestly who knows based on Lizzy's photos. Her life looks the same regardless of location most of the time.

 

[Al Fresco]

Am I missing something? I don’t get the appeal of Linda’s coloured towels. What do they do? I just can’t imagine walking into Harrods, spotting them and being desperate to buy them.

 

[Pulltheotherone]

I personally loathe coloured towels but each to their own !

 

[weepingfeet]

All of the photos of Lizzy look like someone tried to take a nice scenic shot and she happened to walk in the frame. She should walk out.

 

[MagicMiko]

I really hope she will have to get a boring office job one day. It will be Bridget Jones in real life.

 

[Chinchilla]

That mango set up looked unreal.
Lucky ladies, getting an opportunity like that and to prance and do F All really.
I think what bugs me the most is that Lizzy classes herself above such high street brands, but yet gets paid to pretend to wear their clothes ONCE.
Are these companies that stupid and don’t do their research, surely the money would be wisely spent elsewhere.

 

[meowmeowbeans]

I think all these brands should save their money and just send a scouting team to shoot these fabulous locations, then copy and paste the influencers in Photoshop. Honestly, that's what most of Lizzy's photos look like when they aren't underexposed close-ups of a cocktail or fork, and it would match the effort that she puts into these "partnerships." Actually, they could do one better and just ask DALL-E to generate an image of "thin, white, blonde influencers posing in front of lavish Mediterranean villa" and be done with it. Massive coolness points because this place is so exclusive, it doesn't even exist!

 

[Now What]

Her photos are a lot better when her face isn't in them. She just makes some really really odd expressions it's like when you pause a video at a weird moment except she's uploading that as the main event.

Lately her expressions are similar to someone who is so so drunk that she is crosseyed staring at her own nose.

 

[Binx]

Lately her expressions are similar to someone who is so so drunk that she is crosseyed staring at her own nose.

with a nose that size how could she not

 

[Ctross03]

Actually, they could do one better and just ask DALL-E to generate an image of "thin, white, blonde influencers posing in front of lavish Mediterranean villa" and be done with it. Massive coolness points because this place is so exclusive, it doesn't even exist!

Gave it a go, much better imo

 

[judgingfrommybed]

I can't with Linda pretending to be a business woman! I just can't!