Lizzy and Lindsey #10 Single White Female... Oh Come ON, Embarrassing!
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minniemoo42
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OMG that lamp balancing on the shelf above her bed is giving me anxiety LOLLL no.
Gusber
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Linda’s Vlog
”Hi everyone, I hope you’re all doing really well. I’ve just had the worst sleep I’ve ever had. I had a migraine and it’s that time of the month, so I’m in a world of pain that I’m going to try to play down, so I seem both a bit relatable but not too moany… and… yeah. So I hope you’re all really well. I’m going out to a work meeting now, which is actually a no-expense-spared-but-no-cost-to-me-whatsoever lunch, hosted by another influencer who has duck all to do with the brand that’s hosting the lunch but she is doing the hosting. None of us know how to say the brand name or what they do or who they are, but… yeah. Should be really nice and I’ll take you along.”
* Shot of beautifully dressed table and buzz of background chatter for 2 seconds exactly *
”So… yeah. That was a really nice lunch from the brand I couldn’t give a duck about or even pronounce their name properly. I’m wearing these designer boots that I was gifted with a designer shirt that I got with vouchers from some brand that I’m not sure how to pronounce and some jeans. I don’t feel very well so I’m going to go shopping in a shop that gives me a monthly allowance to pick whatever I want and I’ll take you with me so I can advise you on sizing and stuff for when you have to pay for your own. I’m dead helpful in that respect.“
* Shot of Linda in coat for 4 seconds with her reminding us how teeny-weeny she is and advising other teenies to take all the larger sizes so there aren’t any left for we humongous heifers *
“So… yeah. I’m back home now but I’ve got SO much work to do. I’ve got to take a photo and film myself nobbing about in different clothes. Then I’ve got to pack cos I’m away this weekend for some girl-time Oop North. We’re going to have a nice brunch, go to a spa, have massages and facials and just have a really nice time, which is great because I’ve not been sleeping well and my anxiety is crippling me. I struggled the other day to even go to my meetings, which was another lunch hosted by some brand who do summat or other and I almost had to turn down another brand’s invitation to come to their pop-up shop and fill a bag with as much free tit as I possibly could. I did manage it but look at the bags under my eyes! So… yeah. I’ll take you along to my weekend.”
* Shot of Linda eye-bleeping her toned, lithe bod in the swimsuit she’s barely wearing for 3 seconds *
”So, I’m so glad I could bring you with me for this weekend. We’ve had a lovely time and so much fun, despite the fact that I haven’t been sleeping well and I have the worst headache ever. I’m going back to London now because I’ve got a meeting in town tomorrow at a product launch by some brand that I’m not too sure what they’re called. So I’ll end the vlog here because I’m so busy… and… yeah. I hope you’re all really well and enjoyed the three shots where I was doing summat interesting but only showed you the very bare minimum. Here’s hoping I can actually get some sleep because I haven’t been sleeping well… and… yeah.”
FIN.
”Hi everyone, I hope you’re all doing really well. I’ve just had the worst sleep I’ve ever had. I had a migraine and it’s that time of the month, so I’m in a world of pain that I’m going to try to play down, so I seem both a bit relatable but not too moany… and… yeah. So I hope you’re all really well. I’m going out to a work meeting now, which is actually a no-expense-spared-but-no-cost-to-me-whatsoever lunch, hosted by another influencer who has duck all to do with the brand that’s hosting the lunch but she is doing the hosting. None of us know how to say the brand name or what they do or who they are, but… yeah. Should be really nice and I’ll take you along.”
* Shot of beautifully dressed table and buzz of background chatter for 2 seconds exactly *
”So… yeah. That was a really nice lunch from the brand I couldn’t give a duck about or even pronounce their name properly. I’m wearing these designer boots that I was gifted with a designer shirt that I got with vouchers from some brand that I’m not sure how to pronounce and some jeans. I don’t feel very well so I’m going to go shopping in a shop that gives me a monthly allowance to pick whatever I want and I’ll take you with me so I can advise you on sizing and stuff for when you have to pay for your own. I’m dead helpful in that respect.“
* Shot of Linda in coat for 4 seconds with her reminding us how teeny-weeny she is and advising other teenies to take all the larger sizes so there aren’t any left for we humongous heifers *
“So… yeah. I’m back home now but I’ve got SO much work to do. I’ve got to take a photo and film myself nobbing about in different clothes. Then I’ve got to pack cos I’m away this weekend for some girl-time Oop North. We’re going to have a nice brunch, go to a spa, have massages and facials and just have a really nice time, which is great because I’ve not been sleeping well and my anxiety is crippling me. I struggled the other day to even go to my meetings, which was another lunch hosted by some brand who do summat or other and I almost had to turn down another brand’s invitation to come to their pop-up shop and fill a bag with as much free tit as I possibly could. I did manage it but look at the bags under my eyes! So… yeah. I’ll take you along to my weekend.”
* Shot of Linda eye-bleeping her toned, lithe bod in the swimsuit she’s barely wearing for 3 seconds *
”So, I’m so glad I could bring you with me for this weekend. We’ve had a lovely time and so much fun, despite the fact that I haven’t been sleeping well and I have the worst headache ever. I’m going back to London now because I’ve got a meeting in town tomorrow at a product launch by some brand that I’m not too sure what they’re called. So I’ll end the vlog here because I’m so busy… and… yeah. I hope you’re all really well and enjoyed the three shots where I was doing summat interesting but only showed you the very bare minimum. Here’s hoping I can actually get some sleep because I haven’t been sleeping well… and… yeah.”
FIN.
SunshineSally
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jenmarks
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Never mind the bedding with all the creases and the sludge grey sofa with sludgy cushions that looks straight out of a recruitment agency for sewage engineering personnel in Slough.
nene the lama
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The bedding has obviously taken out of the packaging and put straight onto the bed. It hasn't been washed. That is insane!!! As someone who knows what goes on in textile factories and storage/sorting facilities, no matter the price and quality of the product, and how much plastic it comes in, always ALWAYS wash your sheets (dare I say most clothes that touch your skin directly) before using them.
Pulltheotherone
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meowmeowbeans
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Chinchilla
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quietbatperson
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Anyone made it through Lizzy's latest video? I gave up partway through the reading of the blurbs for books she both has and hasn't read.
Such a waste of an expensive education.
Such a waste of an expensive education.
poopettemetis
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Lizzy goes on and on about the details of the Free People Barbour knockoff. Didn't she do a job with Barbour at some point? She sounds like a numpty. And her apartment layout looks no better than it did.
Pulltheotherone
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I made it earlier but I had 5 mins to kill whilst I was waiting to meet someone.
It’s dire. She actually went to a vintage Levi store ( I think it was Levi’s ) and the owner helped her choose literally the most unflattering ugly jeans known to man.
Miles too big for her, too long and a horrible wash.
Oh and she bought some flowers.
The end.
It’s dire. She actually went to a vintage Levi store ( I think it was Levi’s ) and the owner helped her choose literally the most unflattering ugly jeans known to man.
Miles too big for her, too long and a horrible wash.
Oh and she bought some flowers.
The end.
jenmarks
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Surely there was coffee?!
The worst part of Lizzy’s vlog is during the book summary where she claims to have [skim] read The Guest Cat by Takashi Hiraide, good book I’ve read it myself. Then Elizabeth states she’s lucky to currently enjoy having a guest cat and also had one at her previous house ………awkward silence….... Err, Elizabeth you were lucky enough to have your own cat in both houses but gave him away to your mother after 10 months to facilitate copying Lindsey’s next whim!
You think she would never mention cats again out of embarrassment. One of the problems with Lizzy is that she ‘works’ in such a superficial industry where everyone blows smoke up each others arses, everyone uses people for their connections and no-one is truly honest with her. Lindsey won’t see anything wrong with Luigi-gate because she did the same to Arthur. But Hannah, Joanna? They are definitely the type of people who will talk about it behind Lizzy’s back, Hannah has already thrown subtle shade on insta before. I do wonder how many of Lizzy’s legitimate followers quietly unfollowed her over Luigi-gate.
You think she would never mention cats again out of embarrassment. One of the problems with Lizzy is that she ‘works’ in such a superficial industry where everyone blows smoke up each others arses, everyone uses people for their connections and no-one is truly honest with her. Lindsey won’t see anything wrong with Luigi-gate because she did the same to Arthur. But Hannah, Joanna? They are definitely the type of people who will talk about it behind Lizzy’s back, Hannah has already thrown subtle shade on insta before. I do wonder how many of Lizzy’s legitimate followers quietly unfollowed her over Luigi-gate.
dunnerfish
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Oh this……
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But she’s gained an additional 1k followers, I don’t get it!
poopettemetis
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Her book talk is useless.
Have we figured out how NYC serves Lizzy? Her content isn't more interesting or engaging. She's not going to any more events. It's just her doing the same things in NYC as she does in London.
Vintage Twin is where she got her vintage Levi's. The shop is overpriced imo. Those jeans tho
Have we figured out how NYC serves Lizzy? Her content isn't more interesting or engaging. She's not going to any more events. It's just her doing the same things in NYC as she does in London.
Vintage Twin is where she got her vintage Levi's. The shop is overpriced imo. Those jeans tho
Pulltheotherone
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It serves Lizzy as it allows her to “ pretend “ she’s a New Yorker.
She’s not nor ever will be.
She’s from Ilkley FFS.
She’s not nor ever will be.
She’s from Ilkley FFS.
Neevissecret
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I still don’t know if I believe Luigi went to Anne’s house. I think that could have been a softer way to announce ditching him with the least amount of criticism from her followers.
I don’t know if this is just me popping on my tinfoil hat but I reckon if she gave him to her mum she would still see him and likely post pics of him to her followers to showcase how happy and well he’s doing to get them off her case. But she never did that. He was just never seen again. I don’t know, just seems a bit suss to me.
poopettemetis
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That bulge tho 
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