Liz Jones #6 She's not a war correspondent, she writes a column detailing how she waxes herself and poops in restaurants

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Miss Lola said:
* ‘it’s hard dating the UK’s most read writer’ 🤣🤣🤣 seriously?! Is she having a laugh? The delusion is off the bleeping charts with that statement.

*I don’t understand how Royal Mail posting a missed delivery card through your door equates with you being treated like a 1950s housewife. I’m not so sharp this morning, having made the fatal mistake of mixing my drinks last night, (Prosecco and gin) but I genuinely can’t fathom this one? 🤷‍♀️
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Maybe she means that if she was a 1950s housewife, she'd have the time to pick up her deliveries from the sorting office or to be at home during the day ... I dunno. Instead of which she's churning out drivel and portraying herself as not much more than a prostitute, except she does it for free - in fact she actually pays for it in expensive hotel stays, flippin' cashmere sweaters etc ... Is that a sort of reverse type of prostitution? Has she no pride? Of course none of it is true, but it beggars belief that she actually chooses to portray herself in such a dysfunctional, deluded and shameless nutcase.
 
Mediastar said:
Alas, Liebling, I cannot you at the office zhindig join... I have urchent business in the Sudetenland...
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Followed by three diaries moaning that she bought him Neals Yard titanium toenail clippers for Christmas, when he mysteriously disappears on an impromptu driving holiday in Poland 😬


Also Liz, being serious for a sec, as blocking chimneys and vents is a pet peeve of mine: Depending on they *actually* said about the chimneys, you might not have to punch holes in the chimney breasts, unless you’re putting in solid fuel stoves and/or the flue-line coils around the room. A flexible chimney liner may be sufficent, with a cowl of some sort in the stack, depending on what the issue was.
Even if the Annexe isn’t Georgian, it’s still a traditional building, and I don’t like seeing them damaged.

I’d suggest a RIBA conservation architect to guide you on the repairs and renovations, but I like the ones I know, and I see how you write about other professionals.
 
WickedThread said:
Followed by three diaries moaning that she bought him Neals Yard titanium toenail clippers for Christmas, when he mysteriously disappears on an impromptu driving holiday in Poland 😬


Also Liz, being serious for a sec, as blocking chimneys and vents is a pet peeve of mine: Depending on they *actually* said about the chimneys, you might not have to punch holes in the chimney breasts, unless you’re putting in solid fuel stoves and/or the flue-line coils around the room. A flexible chimney liner may be sufficent, with a cowl of some sort in the stack, depending on what the issue was.
Even if the Annexe isn’t Georgian, it’s still a traditional building, and I don’t like seeing them damaged.

I’d suggest a RIBA conservation architect to guide you on the repairs and renovations, but I like the ones I know, and I see how you write about other professionals.
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Unfortunately, she doesn't give a duck.
Did you see what she did to Lawn House? It slid into the most appalling state before HMRC forced her to sell up. One of the viewers of the property said it just reeked of neglect. If she had done half what she says, she would have posted endless pics.... in reality, we've been 'treated' to a cut tree in a bucket sitting on her 'servants' quarters' weird asbestos-rich composite floor.
She's on an interest-only mortgage with a dearth of work at present.
I suspect 2025 is going to be a bit challenging for the poor old dear.
 
lilyannrose said:
She's got this truly bizarre obsession with ripping out the kitchen everywhere she goes. I know home reno is hugely popular and people like to have the latest trends but someone paying for a brand new kitchen in a rental place like she did a while back is proper madness.
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Especially as she keeps mentioning she doesn't eat. maybe this doesn't same is the same as her version of not drinking.

Votes for what happens at Christmas:

Will he go to the work party?

Will put Liz spend 1000s of pounds on him, scream that she isn't materialistic, and then moan he hasn't bought her enough and everyone takes advantage of her?

David will be dragged up to try and whip up some jealousy?

Will the myla thong have another outing?
 
Miss Lola said:
I just googled a list of the UK’s top 30 most read columnists for 2024, and quelle surprise, guess who didn’t feature on there?
The perplexing thing was, Michael Winner is on it, and he’s dead. It was dated April 2024 🤷‍♀️
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There are a lot of AI-written articles out there now which make no sense at all.
 
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