Liz Jones #4 Why am I so miserable and can't get a shag? Is it because I smell and am a drunken old hag?

[TheStrawberryThief]

Next week: “In Which David Doesn’t Live With Me In The Vicarage” gee, I wonder why

Is this because she isn't allowed a mortgage now because reasons. I am so confused about this

Or was that a lie as well?

She is a warning to us all about what happens when you know the price of everything, but the value of nothing.

 

[shushablay]

Has that place not got lots of steep staircases anyway, there's no way David could manage it, c'mon he can't even deal with a gentle slope!

 

[TheStrawberryThief]

Has that place not got lots of steep staircases anyway, there's no way David could manage it, c'mon he can't even deal with a gentle slope!

I can imagine it now. Entire columns of them arguing over a stairlift.

 

[LadyMuck]

Has that place not got lots of steep staircases anyway, there's no way David could manage it, c'mon he can't even deal with a gentle slope!

Nor her dogs

 

[The Tipsy Titian]

Has that place not got lots of steep staircases anyway, there's no way David could manage it, c'mon he can't even deal with a gentle slope!

A stone staircase in fact. On the video it shows that up to the first floor there is a single flight then it turns a corner winding up another flight. Looks worn too so ideal for someone unsteady on their pins

 

[SamBamford]

She doesn't care whether he can manage or not, she wants a free dog sitter. Surely he's not going to give up his flat and trap himself there.

 

[shushablay]

I' still dont think he's even talking to her, but meh, don't really care anyway

 

[Mediastar]

We've still got the dead horse and the dead sister to endure.

 

[Mediastar]

Dreary. Dead horse. She loved it so much she got the staff to sit with it in the freezing cold.

 

[WickedThread]

Dreary. Dead horse. She loved it so much she got the staff to sit with it in the freezing cold.

Aww it sounds like Benji was a very good boy, who had the measure of our Liz.
Nic does know Liz wouldn’t piss on her if she was fire, right?

 

[House of Tea]

Why does Nic have to stat with Liz’s bestest pony? Why not Liz? Why is her horse dying worse than her mother? Why is Nic still running around after her? So many questions.

 

[shushablay]

I'm just dreading the sister's death announcement which will probably be next weeks dreary. I just hope she shows as much respect to her sister as she did for her pony.

Happy Christmas everyone, hope everyone has a lovely time x

 

[Blurp]

Why does Nic have to stat with Liz’s bestest pony? Why not Liz? Why is her horse dying worse than her mother? Why is Nic still running around after her? So many questions.

Nic probably spent more time with the pony and actually has feelings unlike Cowbag.

 

[sunshine13]

For once, I actually thought this was a well written piece. Did she get a staff member to write it like she did with Nic and the dying horse she loved so much?

 

[foxwarren]

I have two questions; what happened the podcast and what was the thing that happened her face? She was banned from writing about it. I’ve read back and I can’t find the answer so please excuse me if I missed it. I’ve read this loon for over twenty years. It’s lime meeting a distant relative at this stage.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

I have two questions; what happened the podcast and what was the thing that happened her face? She was banned from writing about it. I’ve read back and I can’t find the answer so please excuse me if I missed it. I’ve read this loon for over twenty years. It’s lime meeting a distant relative at this stage.

1. She and Nirpal agreed to be “reunited” for the Mail and each gave an end of the account of their marriage. Nirpal’s version was incredibly misogynistic and Liz came across as extremely neurotic. Nirpal then went on Lorraine to talk about it. All of this gained Liz a bit of sympathy and she said she was going to talk about it in a podcast episode - but that week the podcast didn’t release. We strongly suspect the Mail’s lawyers could not release it on account of what she said about him.

A couple of months later in early September Liz and Nic announced the podcast was “taking a break” but they’d be back. Then in October Nic confirmed to her fans on Twitter that the podcast had been cancelled - which she said was not her and Liz’s decision. We suspect this was to do with the Nirpal stuff, maybe they had received complaints (Liz frequently insulted people she knows or who live locally) and/or just poor reception

2. We don’t know, she’s never spoken about it. But her face looks the same now. It might be her hair - last year she wrote about having a lot of hair loss after an illness, recently she had conspicuous hair extensions in the Nirpal article and has now had a haircut which is suspicious because she doesn’t like short hair. We questioned if she’d done something to her hair, it didn’t work/more fell out, and she was going to abuse them in print and they said that would be defamatory

 

[foxwarren]

Thanks so much for that. I never go on twitter so missed that about the podcast. Surely there is nothing stopping them doing their own podcast and not mentioning the paper or the column.

 

[soph30]

Thanks so much for that. I never go on twitter so missed that about the podcast. Surely there is nothing stopping them doing their own podcast and not mentioning the paper or the column.

Who would listen to it

 

[foxwarren]

I listened to it agog

 

[Mediastar]

Dreary. Word salad.