He is a scamp!
Liz Jones #4 Why am I so miserable and can't get a shag? Is it because I smell and am a drunken old hag?
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witchofwestbyfleet
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When Liz says she "hoses the wheelie bin" in preparation for a date, is that a euphemism for something?
I think she’s talking about actual wheelie bins sadly, she is obsessed with them, she’s repeatedly said that before she goes on a first date she looks up the guy’s house on Google Street View to see if the bins meet her exacting standards
shushablay
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Just read the article, load of tripe, but I see David is now being referred to as on/off guy..yeah ok lol.
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who else could it be though, I really don't know why she is spinning this out, and she calls his ex a slut, can only assume he's told her to duck right off, or perhaps is not rising to any of it and she's having a screaming tantrum because she's being ignored.
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who else could it be though, I really don't know why she is spinning this out, and she calls his ex a slut, can only assume he's told her to duck right off, or perhaps is not rising to any of it and she's having a screaming tantrum because she's being ignored.
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The Tipsy Titian
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"Airbnb's aren't clean enough for me".......
We've all seen the Easby hovel she lives in, thank goodness we haven't got smelly vision to appreciate the smell of dog piss
We've all seen the Easby hovel she lives in, thank goodness we haven't got smelly vision to appreciate the smell of dog piss
House of Tea
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She has moaned enough for one week. Surely not.
I always imagine David as being surrounded by flies as he walks, or shuffles in plaid carpet slippers, with baggy grey yfronts, whiskers and yellow teeth. I only imagine that because that is how she portrays him.
I always imagine David as being surrounded by flies as he walks, or shuffles in plaid carpet slippers, with baggy grey yfronts, whiskers and yellow teeth. I only imagine that because that is how she portrays him.
Funny_bunny
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I can’t imagine Liz portraying anyone in a good light to be honest.
sunshine13
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Would a therapist really tell someone what they "should" do? Maybe in Liz's imaginary world where everything thinks she's wonderful, special and has "needs" ... but not in the real world, in my experience. Of course this is all (probably) made up. If not, then I think you're dumped Liz. He's just not that into you. love; honestly, no artisan food - who'd have thought it?
shushablay
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yeah thought that too, there is no way a professional therapist would say, oh no, you shouldn't have gone you're better than that. stupid woman
WickedThread
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he IS such a scamp. I hadn’t seen him in ages before I stopped reading the dreary, so thought he had either gone off her or worse!
witchofwestbyfleet
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Liz's sister Lyn has passed away and while I'm truly sorry for her ... will we get another "banned from the funeral" story or an eulogy just as tasteful as the one she wrote for poor Clare?
She also confirmed on Twitter that her horse Benji died, we can expect to see that in the column soon
She also confirmed on Twitter that her horse Benji died, we can expect to see that in the column soon
Jumbojet1251
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Is this the sister in Australia? Could we see the return of THE ONE!?!?
Nah. She'll be banned from the funeral. Again.
Blurp
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She has so little self awareness that she will never understand why even her family don't want her around.
Oh, she knows, but there's cash in them thar "poor meeeeeee's".
shushablay
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Good thing she got a toilet, as that's another load of complete tit, I don't believe any of these interactions with David are real, and how she keeps trying to spin it that he loves her so much but she's not as in to him, even though her desperation is clear to see.
witchofwestbyfleet
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Next week: “In Which David Doesn’t Live With Me In The Vicarage” gee, I wonder why
The Tipsy Titian
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I'll correct it for you Liz.....
*The vicarage annexe*
*The vicarage annexe*
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