Lisa's Lust List #39 Del Boy has nothing on me, Queen of QVC, sheep scream to buy things they didn't see!

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There’s something off , she never stays this long off bragging and boasting ok she’s been on but NOT In her usual way. A product must be on the Very Very Very … long boat from China OR the witch Mansion must be DELAYED (I’m hoping) and even HER TANTRUMS aren’t going to fix it🤞 🤞
 
In case anyone doesn't belive she is a liar - lust worthy fashion my arse 🤣🤣🤣
Don't think I've ever once seen Lisa wearing or flogging anything I consider vaguely 'lust worthy' 🤣🤣 🤣

Also when Lisa cannot remember if she's told the sheep she's now a size 8, size 10, or size 12 you know it's all about the money and she doesn't give a fiddlers what lies she spews to sell her tat.
 
There’s something off , she never stays this long off bragging and boasting ok she’s been on but NOT In her usual way. A product must be on the Very Very Very … long boat from China OR the witch Mansion must be DELAYED (I’m hoping) and even HER TANTRUMS aren’t going to fix it🤞 🤞
Wasn't she going to mention the retailer who was going to stock her tat last month? I wonder if it has fallen through for some reason, and hence her quietness.
 
Chelsea starting early today
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Had to document this "stylish" outfit
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Definitely something going on, is it:
The DP Breach
Someone challenging her for copying yet another product
Puffer jackets that were "recalled" delayed again
Someone has had a serious reaction to SkinShit
House- delays at McBitch mansion
Discounts from her house #collab not good enough for Lidl
"Big Store" aka Dunnes deal fallen through since she has read here and seen how it works leading to potential losses
Fallout with "the girls" on the work trip to sell pjs
Murph didn't miss her 🤣
She had to pay for something in general
Argument with Crusty


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Chelsea starting early today
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Had to document this "stylish" outfit
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Definitely something going on, is it:
The DP Breach
Someone challenging her for copying yet another product
Puffer jackets that were "recalled" delayed again
Someone has had a serious reaction to SkinShit
House- delays at McBitch mansion
Discounts from her house #collab not good enough for Lidl
"Big Store" aka Dunnes deal fallen through since she has read here and seen how it works leading to potential losses
Fallout with "the girls" on the work trip to sell pjs
Murph didn't miss her 🤣
She had to pay for something in general
Argument with Crusty


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😂😂 “reaction to skinshit” would be hilarious!
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The knitted vest - did you ever see anything so rotten 🤮. And her tencel shirt would look great under it. The poxy white t shirt didn’t improve it much 🙄. And the Nana shoes peeping out from her bell bottoms. Jesus wept.
😂😂😂😂 yes exactly my thoughts, I was hoping she was wearing those shoes by mistake! Absolutely rotten looking yokes. And she loving herself in the mirror, I always laugh at the “modelling” she does with the legs kinda half bent & the head tilted sideways 😂😂
 
Don't think I've ever once seen Lisa wearing or flogging anything I consider vaguely 'lust worthy' 🤣🤣 🤣

Also when Lisa cannot remember if she's told the sheep she's now a size 8, size 10, or size 12 you know it's all about the money and she doesn't give a fiddlers what lies she spews to sell her tat.
I did like some of the Marian Murphy Cooney items tbh and did buy some pieces that stand the test of time but never got sucked into her Carrig Donn, Pamela Scott and definitely not the China Tat.
 
Back on and a quick brag before the selling starts; Boston, Barcelona, Tuscany and the Maldives (for 16 nights) all wedged in.
Bragging in the croaky just awake voice, picking & scratching at the nose, ear, chin, neck in that rotten white dressing gown, I hate when she has that on I feel 🤢 like she’s just rolled out of bed unshowered & teeth unbrushed.
 

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Bragging in the croaky just awake voice, picking & scratching at the nose, ear, chin, neck in that rotten white dressing gown, I hate when she has that on I feel 🤢 like she’s just rolled out of bed unshowered & teeth unbrushed.
Ugh, I can't bear to actually watch the stories. 🤢 Why is she always at that! And there's surely no necessity to be 'working' in her dressing gown. It just seems like she can't be arsed getting dressed to start flogging more overpriced stuff.

Someone said it already but how much of that stuff do the sheep need? There's only so many sheet sets or whatever else they could possibly need. I'm sure if it's good QUALITY, they don't need to buy it every time she flogs it.
 
'tis a hard life for sure 😂.

Only a matter of time before its her logo on the dressing gown :rolleyes:
I'm sure it's already been signed off for production and a steal at twice the price (plus postage!)
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Updated products- recently launched and coming soon with new addition 5 star holidays (12 Aug 24)

1. Straw bag.
2. Taupe bag
3. Symprove dress
4. Orange dress
5. Black dress
6 Skin tit
7. Trousers
8. Makeup brush soap

Today's preview 30/07
1. Rotten grey denim jacket
2 Bomber Jacket x3
3 . Jumpers (not cashmere) x3
4. Undeclared Ads for mental tshirts x 2*

Coming
1. Mascara
2. Disco Top
3. Walking jackets
4 leggings
5. Gym top
6. Fleece jumpers x 3
7. Eyeliner
8. Lipstick
9. Concealer
10. Foundation
11. Glasses chain (reatock)
12 Glasses clip that's 50 cent on Temu/Shein (restoc
13. Liquid blush
14. Liquid Highlighter
06/08/24
15. Black "pants" with cream stripe
16. Wool Coats - 3 different "Colourways" Summer 2030 🤣
17. Mac coat
18. Sports shorts
19. Dressy shorts
20. Camisole tops
21. Eyeshadow
22. Liquid bronzer
23. 13, 14 and 21 sold as Liquid Gold Trio
14/08/2024
24. Bronzer


Holidays - need to go on threads back and update
Maldives (16 days)
5 star break wirh Linda
Portugal wirh Darragh July 24
Tuscany - very very expensive holiday - July/Aug 24 (tbc)
Cashel Palace 1 night

Marbella - girls working holiday August 24
Edinburgh- August 24 Tattoo
Boston - 2 weeks Aug 24


*Leaving spelling error on list as I'm sure any man who pays the extortionate price for the tshirt is mental 🤣🤣
 
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I'm sure it's already been signed off for production and a steal at twice the price (plus postage!)
You know how much of a perfectionist she is 😉. Probably had to be 'tweaked' a lot 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Aka making sure the crappy logo is on it. Probably a gigantic version of it on the back.

I haven't enough caffeine in me (there's not enough in the world) yet, to actually watch her stories but - saw him with the dog. I'm sorry but I just think it's really strange the way they go on with that dog. And they definitely both like the dog better than each other, imo.
 
Poor sales on the red linen dress. How stupid does she think people are in all fairness!!!
Hopefully this is a sign of things slowing down as regards to the sheep snapping up every product. She is bombarding them left right and centre with products. It happens to every business where there is a slow down. Lisa has too many products coming out too fast. The sheep can't keep up. They might have disposable income, but there is only so many times they will part with their cash foolishly on absolute tat.
 
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