Well girls the newsletter dropped this AM.
For those of you lucky not to receive it....I'd hate you to miss out, here it is....******LONG BULLETIN INCOMING***"* SORRY*****
Well girls here's what struck me about it.
Well girls 2022 was hectic.
Well girls she needed the break.
Well girls she spent it with himself his son her son mammy n daddy
Well girls she wouldn't be brave enough to host Xmas dinner
(let's be honest she could well afford it! And probably get it catered for free if she was
ALSO m&s do everything ready for the oven, even the shittest cook could manage
)
WELL GIRLS (she says this a lot).
Well girls she's building a house
because daddy closed the office and she has no room to store all deliveries
(would have been cheaper to rent an office ye tight hole
)
Loves where she lives, but no space for deliveries and no garden space for outdoor office, so she's moving across the road and building a huge house to accommodate this
(I'm fed up typing "well girls'!
)
But what struck me in this part was there was no mention of how much she loved living where she is, missing close neighbors, friends, it having been a lovely area etc considering she's lived there all of daraghs life, she even calls it her "safe haven" for her and the prince after the break up of the marriage
not even a mention of friends HE would have made in the estate they're in
VERY VERY ODD
Now the big kicker in this was , we all know her attention to detail, she's a details girl
her fundraiser went ahead this year (she wasn't going to do it cuz of last year's "negativity" towards her fundraiser
) but she did and was delighted to have chosen BERNARDO'S!!!!!! mis spelt the feckin name! AND more than once !!!!! It's
B A R N A R D O S!
More importantly n mention of if they already got the money raised, which is odd
ALSO magenta sweatshirt was restyled (really???
).she doesn't want to keep things the same yadda yadda yadda....(click here to buy)
The "luxury" hats n scarves are here for the cold weather (click here to buy) ...... Sell sell sell
Sunglasses are huge hit - more stock on the way
Del Boy Trotter has nothing on this one for the selling, Q "only fools and horses" theme tune , apt.song for the sheep (fools) and the STABLE. pieces
1200 lucky sheep will be fleeced in February,
going to her sold out show. This will be the last time her shows will be in "this format" but you never know "what the future brings" in "Lisa land"!!!! (More flogging more
tit at a stratospheric level IMHO
- mansion won't fund itself!)
(Booking out the O2 in Dublin next? Actually setting up her very own tullamore QVC channel live every day from her newly built McGowl manor
who knows......who cares
)
That GIRLS is my report
if I suffered reading it, you can suffer the synopsis of it
he must be on a promise , like do you need to make it any more obvious even teenagers don’t act like that . Is it the thoughts of all the show money or Crusty that has made her all hyper this morning .. Was it the Vegas trio that got him going , wink wink 
oh and Lisa most people are very sound and very normal because they don’t think they’re above everyone else stupid cow and a professional at what you do 
