Lisa's Lust List #22 Murph eating her hat, selling her branded tat, ads as always flat to the mat

[MrsGahan]

That was a particularly sarky reply yesterday and I’d say the poster didn’t mean it and was probably attempting to be funny but Lisa very quick to go to sarcasm mode.

Missed that one!

 

[Shop girl]

With all her spare time over Christmas she couldn’t learn to pronounce ylang ylang. So funny in today’s stories reading all the blurb on the back of the diffuser oil and had to skip over ylang ylang and patchouli and to crown it all finished off by saying”leaping program bunny”. Perfectionist, yeah right!

 

[Daisybell]

That was a particularly sarky reply yesterday and I’d say the poster didn’t mean it and was probably attempting to be funny but Lisa very quick to go to sarcasm mode.

What a tit - ‘my wellness’ - me,me,me,me - dope like and then ‘entire country’ wearing her glasses - well that deffo proves math is not her strong point (for context look at the screenshot in the quoted post)

 

[Lady-who-lunches]

Her holy Joe of a mother will surely be on her knees watching that last story, Chris getting into bed beside her, what will the parish priest have to say about that now mummy

 

[DublinHun]

I have a son of the same age who would pass all the chippers and cook proper food for himself. (cleaning up might be a different kettle of fish), so fairplay to this fella cooking for himself. Sometimes eating properly in college is better value then living in canteen or buying carverys.

That is eye watering profit on glasses.

Agree some kids are great at cooking but now a student having a tomahawk steak feck off

Her holy Joe of a mother will surely be on her knees watching that last story, Chris getting into bed beside her, what will the parish priest have to say about that now mummy

Father ted episode her life is like

 

[Missycoco]

Another “Stable” piece

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Jasus she will be heehawww heehawwwwing next . Obsessed with her Stable pieces for sure

She is so bored

So lazy and up her own hole more like .

So they are going to Vegas for Chris’s 50th?! What did she get? A weekend in Barcelona staying with his brother!! Is she paying for it?! More fool her

Ahhh lord almighty is he only 50 !! My fella in his 60’s looks way younger than him .. I bet it’s been around her that’s turned him into an auld fella before his time and a right miserable looking auld fecker as well . All the freebies not doing his appearance much good then.
She will be paying for that no doubt , well the sheep will , watch the tagging for upgrades begin!

 

[Evan]

Well girls the newsletter dropped this AM.
For those of you lucky not to receive it....I'd hate you to miss out, here it is....******LONG BULLETIN INCOMING***"* SORRY*****

Well girls here's what struck me about it.
Well girls 2022 was hectic.
Well girls she needed the break.
Well girls she spent it with himself his son her son mammy n daddy
Well girls she wouldn't be brave enough to host Xmas dinner
(let's be honest she could well afford it! And probably get it catered for free if she was
ALSO m&s do everything ready for the oven, even the shittest cook could manage )
WELL GIRLS (she says this a lot).
Well girls she's building a house
because daddy closed the office and she has no room to store all deliveries (would have been cheaper to rent an office ye tight hole)

Loves where she lives, but no space for deliveries and no garden space for outdoor office, so she's moving across the road and building a huge house to accommodate this
(I'm fed up typing "well girls'!)
But what struck me in this part was there was no mention of how much she loved living where she is, missing close neighbors, friends, it having been a lovely area etc considering she's lived there all of daraghs life, she even calls it her "safe haven" for her and the prince after the break up of the marriage not even a mention of friends HE would have made in the estate they're in VERY VERY ODD

Now the big kicker in this was , we all know her attention to detail, she's a details girl her fundraiser went ahead this year (she wasn't going to do it cuz of last year's "negativity" towards her fundraiser ) but she did and was delighted to have chosen BERNARDO'S!!!!!! mis spelt the feckin name! AND more than once !!!!! It's
B A R N A R D O S! More importantly n mention of if they already got the money raised, which is odd

ALSO magenta sweatshirt was restyled (really???).she doesn't want to keep things the same yadda yadda yadda....(click here to buy)
The "luxury" hats n scarves are here for the cold weather (click here to buy) ...... Sell sell sell
Sunglasses are huge hit - more stock on the way

Del Boy Trotter has nothing on this one for the selling, Q "only fools and horses" theme tune , apt.song for the sheep (fools) and the STABLE. pieces

1200 lucky sheep will be fleeced in February, going to her sold out show. This will be the last time her shows will be in "this format" but you never know "what the future brings" in "Lisa land"!!!! (More flogging more tit at a stratospheric level IMHO - mansion won't fund itself!)
(Booking out the O2 in Dublin next? Actually setting up her very own tullamore QVC channel live every day from her newly built McGowl manor who knows......who cares)

That GIRLS is my report if I suffered reading it, you can suffer the synopsis of it

 

[BigRedOne]

maybe I am ignorant of all things SM related, bur why in God's name is the newsletter not on an automatic push??

 

[Skinner]

Well girls the newsletter dropped this AM.
For those of you lucky not to receive it....I'd hate you to miss out, here it is....******LONG BULLETIN INCOMING***"* SORRY*****

Well girls here's what struck me about it.
Well girls 2022 was hectic.
Well girls she needed the break.
Well girls she spent it with himself his son her son mammy n daddy
Well girls she wouldn't be brave enough to host Xmas dinner
(let's be honest she could well afford it! And probably get it catered for free if she was
ALSO m&s do everything ready for the oven, even the shittest cook could manage )
WELL GIRLS (she says this a lot).
Well girls she's building a house
because daddy closed the office and she has no room to store all deliveries (would have been cheaper to rent an office ye tight hole)

Loves where she lives, but no space for deliveries and no garden space for outdoor office, so she's moving across the road and building a huge house to accommodate this
(I'm fed up typing "well girls'!)
But what struck me in this part was there was no mention of how much she loved living where she is, missing close neighbors, friends, it having been a lovely area etc considering she's lived there all of daraghs life, she even calls it her "safe haven" for her and the prince after the break up of the marriage not even a mention of friends HE would have made in the estate they're in VERY VERY ODD

Now the big kicker in this was , we all know her attention to detail, she's a details girl her fundraiser went ahead this year (she wasn't going to do it cuz of last year's "negativity" towards her fundraiser ) but she did and was delighted to have chosen BERNARDO'S!!!!!! mis spelt the feckin name! AND more than once !!!!! It's
B A R N A R D O S! More importantly n mention of if they already got the money raised, which is odd

ALSO magenta sweatshirt was restyled (really???).she doesn't want to keep things the same yadda yadda yadda....(click here to buy)
The "luxury" hats n scarves are here for the cold weather (click here to buy) ...... Sell sell sell
Sunglasses are huge hit - more stock on the way

Del Boy Trotter has nothing on this one for the selling, Q "only fools and horses" theme tune , apt.song for the sheep (fools) and the STABLE. pieces

1200 lucky sheep will be fleeced in February, going to her sold out show. This will be the last time her shows will be in "this format" but you never know "what the future brings" in "Lisa land"!!!! (More flogging more tit at a stratospheric level IMHO - mansion won't fund itself!)
(Booking out the O2 in Dublin next? Actually setting up her very own tullamore QVC channel live every day from her newly built McGowl manor who knows......who cares)

That GIRLS is my report if I suffered reading it, you can suffer the synopsis of it

Thanks for taking one for the team and for the great recap.
Murph - NO
Murph - LEAVE IT
Murph- PLACE, and give him a treat.
That's all she has to do and say. She's ruined that dog.
My dog wouldnt jump up and eat your good coat like that but if she goes to do anything she shouldn't we sternly should no and she stops. Say place and she runs to her crate for a treat, she's the best dog cause wexspent the time training her.
My brother's dog is like Murph and I hate going near her but it's not the dogs fault it's my brother's.

 

[Ifyoucantbeatemjoinem]

What do you do Lisa? You put manners on that dog and stop him making an absolute gobshite out of you and him.

She's almost thinking, sure he loves my coat, I'll nearly give it to him to eat it. And I'll get another free one anyway.

No doubt they both love that dog but they don't care for him properly by any stretch. He needs boundaries.

 

[whocarez]

That dog is a secret Tattler

 

[luckydog]

So Lisa is starting 2023 even more hyper than ever, even admitting she cant ever relax, wonder how long her new year’s resolution of not using her phone after 6pm will last? she’s so full of herself & that “modelling” she does with the pamela scott rotten dress is just beyond embarrassing, the awkard hand movements & “pout” OMG I just cringe. Just can’t get over the worshipping messages from her from the sheep. I wonder was it her sending fake messages to her account that kept her on her phone till all hours in the morning, Chris & Linda telling her to slow down, Jaysus Id say shes very difficult to live with.

 

[Mel33]

What is wrong with these people? Yes of course the very busy nurse in the ward, gathered all they nurses in other wards to come have a look and make her model it. So who looked after all the patients when these wards were nurse free? Such absolute rubbish, I wish they would stop making up lies! It's all about these sheep trying to out do each other with their ridiculous made up stories, then messaging her so she reposts them.

 

[Howareyahun]

So Lisa is starting 2023 even more hyper than ever, even admitting she cant ever relax, wonder how long her new year’s resolution of not using her phone after 6pm will last? she’s so full of herself & that “modelling” she does with the pamela scott rotten dress is just beyond embarrassing, the awkard hand movements & “pout” OMG I just cringe. Just can’t get over the worshipping messages from her from the sheep. I wonder was it her sending fake messages to her account that kept her on her phone till all hours in the morning, Chris & Linda telling her to slow down, Jaysus Id say shes very difficult to live with.

Very Celia Holman Lee......dated!!!

What is wrong with these people? Yes of course the very busy nurse in the ward, gathered all they nurses in other wards to come have a look and make her model it. So who looked after all the patients when these wards were nurse free? Such absolute rubbish, I wish they would stop making up lies! It's all about these sheep trying to out do each other with their ridiculous made up stories, then messaging her so she reposts them.

The only nurses in the country who are not under pressure it would seem. Would you not be gowned up if you were going for a procedure?

 

[Skinner]

How is she posting praise when she's driving to Dublin

 

[Sunday Roast]

What is wrong with these people? Yes of course the very busy nurse in the ward, gathered all they nurses in other wards to come have a look and make her model it. So who looked after all the patients when these wards were nurse free? Such absolute rubbish, I wish they would stop making up lies! It's all about these sheep trying to out do each other with their ridiculous made up stories, then messaging her so she reposts them.

Suppose now she is trying to take credit for creating the backlogs in A&E too!

 

[Buddy4]

My God she’s like someone wound her up she has to be on something!!! How long is Happy happy Lisa going to be around for ?, wait till the stress of building the mansion takes over and did we really need to know crusty was getting into bed last night and she wore her shorts set like seriously your 50 years old get a fecking grip ya sad attention seeking cow

 

[Chanel Girl]

She needs to do a Covid test!

 

[Max21]

I think the bubble will burst for her. Not that I’m comparing her to Pippa, but Pippa used to be the same in that everyone was clamouring for her merch. Not so much these days. I was in Kildare Village 3 times recently and it was busy in all the shops. 2/3 people in Poco. You don’t really hear anyone raving or even talking about her products much these days. I really think LLL followers will eventually wise up. How they can’t see through her already I just don’t know. She’s off to an interiors architect this morning whilst they are going broke (one woman said she hadn’t been paid yet so couldn’t buy one of her items but her partner bought it for her ). In debt already and LLL is laughing all the way to the bank. And I do mean laughing. She’s practically giddy with excitement these past few days in her stories with all the orders and €€€ coming her way. She really is vile and so crass the way she brags about all her wealth. Plus one other thing that grates on me. Would she not invest some of her €€€ in a system that automates the newsletter, etc. It all seems so archaic. She’s so behind in technology. I don’t know how those two that work for her do.

 

[Missycoco]

Can you imagine passing by the car and seeing a manic ole woman , waving the hands around screeching pulling ugly faces ? You would phone for help.The antics of her was unreal
I need 3 dresses , no I got 3 dresses, sure I might get some more . Begging again!
Wearing the shorts , the kept man getting into bed is she all excited hoping he obliges he must be on a promise , like do you need to make it any more obvious even teenagers don’t act like that . Is it the thoughts of all the show money or Crusty that has made her all hyper this morning .. Was it the Vegas trio that got him going , wink wink . Sex starved ole wan. Watch all the sex starved sheep rushing to buy the shorts hoping they cause a stirring in the auld fellas .
Dog licking her legs like do we want to knw. Now hang on folks look how I get him out of the boot and in for his free groom, even the fing dog can’t wait to grab his freebies.
Ladies in waiting up 4am to send out newsletters yeah right! Think we are all as thick as herself when it comes to sending electronic mail dope!
Ahhh bless her she has a cough and all the sheep kissing her greedy arse .
As for the coat, the dog pulling on it but I guess as it’s free that does not matter, I am sure they will send her another one. Never seen such a needy woman , oh look the dog loves me .. it’s just a bold out of control dog , it must be so confused , Crusty telling him don’t do this or that then along comes the dope telling him it’s ok.

The shirt collar over the coat to make sure the desperate sheep see it.
Totally agree with poster ref COVID test , it has not entered the utter dope of a woman head. There she is going around possibly infecting folk.