Lily Pebbles #51 Just go on holiday sis 🐌

How long will Lily's new dining area last?

  • She's updated her sitting? Interesting, she never mentions is 👀

    Votes: 6 3.8%
  • It will be gone before you can say "fugly" 😜

    Votes: 5 3.2%
  • It doesn't matter how long, you just know it'll be replaced with something equally trend lead 🫣

    Votes: 33 21.2%
  • A little while - she's too stingy to replace straight away 😬

    Votes: 17 10.9%
  • Until Anna redoes hers 😅

    Votes: 41 26.3%
  • She's going to sell soon, so it doesn't matter 😎

    Votes: 21 13.5%
  • Until she's gifted nicer furniture 🎁

    Votes: 33 21.2%

  • Total voters
    156
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She did this list be real to brag that she’s got jobs lined up with the princes trust and ‘FM’ which I assumed is Fortnum and Mason but could be wrong.
I swear these influencers do these embarrassing to do lists just to annoy us plebs with demanding jobs. They can’t actually think it makes them seem busy. Lily wouldn’t last 5 minutes at the design agency I work at (and I know my job isn’t as demanding and more fun than lots of people’s, I wouldn’t dream of bragging about my workload or complaining about how busy I am as I know it’s a great place I work at and a lot of fun)
 
48 hours to go till Anna steals her mate Crilly away for a book chat at Waterstones Brighton....

Lily can be found in that useless little cubby (hostage-style) hole she built for Grey in the loft (remember? No...no one's seen Grey in there, ever) weeping and wailing 'she's MY friend!!!' as she tries to find the chapter in her own book about female friendships that deals with them shitting all over you and stealing away her one and only Foggy Morning guest!

Rich offering her some pickles as consolation, only to have the jar thrown at him...
 
She did this list be real to brag that she’s got jobs lined up with the princes trust and ‘FM’ which I assumed is Fortnum and Mason but could be wrong.
I swear these influencers do these embarrassing to do lists just to annoy us plebs with demanding jobs. They can’t actually think it makes them seem busy. Lily wouldn’t last 5 minutes at the design agency I work at (and I know my job isn’t as demanding and more fun than lots of people’s, I wouldn’t dream of bragging about my workload or complaining about how busy I am as I know it’s a great place I work at and a lot of fun)

FM must be her Foggy Mornings nonsense - I'd hope Fortnums wouldn't give her a job after she was at pains to say she never goes there/it's not her style
 
her “foggy mornings” is iust a rip off of her “at home with” podcast with Anne - with a focus on kitchen cos Poobs is such a foodie (yeah right) but instead of coming up with a more relevant title, she uses FM cos she already has thought of it as one of her favorite ‘branding’, too lazy to think of other names…she is so obsessed with FM, (1) she thinks she is so clever to think of this FM concept even though the end product is nothing like the concept (2) she already used it before in one of her broadcast or some voice notes.
Poobs always like to think she is such a marketing creative genius for soooo little, urgh.
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Also how fake this whole set up is
I dont believe she sits there with the sun in her face making her squint like that as she pretends to work.

She is so productive and busy this monday documenting herself creating ‘non-tent’
 

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her “foggy mornings” is iust a rip off of her “at home with” podcast with Anne - with a focus on kitchen cos Poobs is such a foodie (yeah right) but instead of coming up with a more relevant title, she uses FM cos she already has thought of it as one of her favorite ‘branding’, too lazy to think of other names…she is so obsessed with FM, (1) she thinks she is so clever to think of this FM concept even though the end product is nothing like the concept (2) she already used it before in one of her broadcast or some voice notes.
Poobs always like to think she is such a marketing creative genius for soooo little, urgh.
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Also how fake this whole set up is
I dont believe she sits there with the sun in her face making her squint like that as she pretends to work.

She is so productive and busy this monday documenting herself creating ‘non-tent’
Don't forget that Foggy Mornings was a brand name for a projects she did with her friend Hannah. I wonder how Hannah feels about Lily residing their brand name.
 
Just watched dreary mornings and I was genuinely in disbelief she questioned who the other tea was for. She is so utterly self obsessed and selfish and miserly that she didn't even consider Georgia would be having a drink. She probably thinks STAFF shouldn't be allowed refreshments. Actually surprised they left that in as it makes her look like an absolute dick (maybe leaving it in was Georgia getting her own back)

Also, I can't remember exactly what she said now, but maybe don't repeatedly talk about how the episode might be crap? the audacity expecting people to sacrifice their precious time to watch something you created that even you think is a bag of shite. But hey, lily was finally right about something
 
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And also how she 'does it for Grey'. Right Lily, like you honestly think like that. If you did, you'd stop moaning about your children on social media.

There are a lot of behaviours Lily should be modeling for her children but that she'll never do (let alone consider !): reading, being compassionate, generous, considerate, hungry for learning, a kind listener, etc etc
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Why is this woman so dreary? 😩
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There are a lot of behaviours Lily should be modeling for her children but that she'll never do (let alone consider !): reading, being compassionate, generous, considerate, hungry for learning, a kind listener, etc etc
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Why is this woman so dreary? 😩
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"Livid?" That's concrete grey! It's going to look like a prison cell!
 
Just watched her reel about the gallery wall and it’s further proof of how self centered she is, everything that’s up is something that she likes or is related to her — you would think it’s an opportunity to hang things that the entire family could look at and delight in (the way art can make you feel, or when you look fondly at a family photo, a funny quote about childhood or whatever) but nooooo. Everything’s about Lily.
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"Livid?" That's concrete grey! It's going to look like a prison cell!

Do you reckon Lily knows the meaning of that word?
 
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So Livid is a beautiful colour - it looks grey in that but it's actually a mix of blue, green and grey, I love it and have it in my lounge.

However there is no way on earth I would paint a kids room this colour! Especially a small dark room. It's a sophisticated, grown up colour, what is she thinking?!

Exactly! And to say “A colour I’ve always loved…"

But…but this is not a room for you Lily, it’s for your son?! Do you really think he’d love the nuances of this sophisticated grey? Will it fill HIM with joy?

It’s her world and they’re all living in it.
 
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