lifewithjadeedwards #5 Beige

[ShortyIKnow]

I also have two children and a driving license.. if it's so hard chuck them both in the car, I imagine rainfall probably kicked off before shes used to being in a new build beige/white house.
Get outside and show her some leaves and she might not freak out when she claps a bit of autumn
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Also have a bleeping wash? Surely rhod son can look after his spawn for 10 mins? Absolutely bleeping wild. All partners do this as standard right? Regardless of you shat out a baby?
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I could be on my worst mornings meaning I don't even change from PJ's to drop off my child to school but I always brush my teeth beforehand because you never know what hot single dad is there.. okay just me

If worst comes to worst I quickly change to sweats and take my child to school probably don't brushy teeth til I get home after 5 mins
What excuse
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Imagine waiting for a cardigan to ruin a small business and just leave Lola

 

[Waves89]

I think Jade thinks she’s being relatable by saying she hasn’t had a wash, brushed her teeth or hair but it isn’t at all! It’s the bare minimum. She’d probably feel a whole lot better about parenting if she took 10 minutes in the morning to do those basic necessary things for herself.

 

[Ifyouknowyouknow]

I don’t believe her.

She’s saying it because she thinks that’s what Mums do thanks to other Mumfluencers saying similar.

 

[Opie]

Thread suggestion the great unwashed

 

[cill2019]

“My girls”
I have nieces who I love dearly…they are 100% not my girls

 

[cill2019]

£54 for 2 Christmas Eve boxes

 

[fandwild]

£54 for 2 Christmas Eve boxes

Boxes as bland as the poor kids lives. She's an absolute spanner.

 

[Baldybap]

Was that poor child sitting all day with her while she got her hair coloured?? Self obsessed!

 

[Greenfly125]

Why does she keep calling her baby girl?

 

[havingalookhere]

I think she’s barking. But unfortunately I do get how she feels when she talks about having anxiety when doing things with the baby.
I get anxiety but push myself out of my comfort zone for my children. Although I dont put my phone on a bench in a park and film it and post it.

 

[conrea37]

Poonarmy
It’s like waa laaa instead of taa daaa

 

[Snoopysnooper]

Was that poor child sitting all day with her while she got her hair coloured?? Self obsessed!

I can’t really moan at her for that to be fair because I took my little one to all my hair and nail appointments up until she was too mobile to manage

 

[hannahbanana9292]

I can’t believe the absolute DIGS she makes about her parents/family not looking after her kids for her as if it’s their duty/responsibility! Sorry but you chose to have them, imagine being that obvious about your bitterness online for all to see agh.

 

[Offish]

Her stories are killing me she went three weeks overdue BECAUSE of medical intervention?! You’ll have to excuse me jade but what the duck are you on about? Then the story about the ‘signs’

 

[Chezza]

Her stories are killing me she went three weeks overdue BECAUSE of medical intervention?! You’ll have to excuse me jade but what the duck are you on about? Then the story about the ‘signs’

How dare you, see saw a robin outside her house in the middle of summer

 

[Your Moms Chest Hair]

Her stories are killing me she went three weeks overdue BECAUSE of medical intervention?! You’ll have to excuse me jade but what the duck are you on about? Then the story about the ‘signs’

I didn’t get that either. Correct me if I’m wrong please but if she had medical intervention surely she wouldn’t have gone the 3 weeks over?

 

[theeyeroller]

Genuinely perplexed at anyone legitimately going 3 weeks overdue in this day and age, I don’t buy it from her. And to have a second child who was also apparently 2 weeks overdue makes me think that the problem is Jade and she’s so daft she can’t work dates out! Or she’s exaggerating for effect.

 

[cill2019]

There is no way on gods green earth she was 3 weeks over due and that is a hill I’m prepared to die on. She’s an absolute looper! Jade you went overdue because you DECLINED intervention you absolute twit waffle! You stated many, many, MANY times that you declined intervention and Drs advise! If you’re going to be a liar you need a good memory.
And as for your signs shut the actual duck up you donut!

 

[Offish]

I’m so on the fence. She’s thick enough to get her dates wrong… but equally she’s thick enough to dither over what to do for so long that I can see her going significantly overdue without intervention as well.

 

[Youarewelcome]

In one of the old threads (or even further back in this one) I did some maths based on a grid post where she said “I’m xxx weeks today” (can’t remember how many) compared to River’s DOB and yeah she wasn’t 3 weeks overdue. 2 at most.