Lifeofcharlouise #7 still can’t dress for her figure, can her portion sizes get any bigger?

[Crazycatlady18]

Guys, can anyone tell me how on earth she’s going to have a 1 year old? duck me, she’s boring! She’s really turned having a baby in to a personality trait. She’s a sad sack, her obsession is not normal!

You mean turnt

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

You mean turnt

You’re right, I did! How did I miss that opportunity

 

[ChampagneBox]

Last call for thread suggestions ladies & gents!

 

[Weelegs]

Parker is nearly two, char smiles like she's squeezing out a poo

 

[Jane Porcupine]

Any thread titles that mention The King have to call him by his actual name. Porker.

 

[Alexlilz]

Lifeofcharlouise #8 Porker's nearly one, holiday looks sh*t, Char needs a proper bra for her #mumnips

 

[Weelegs]

New thread title suggestion #8 Porker the nicu grad, did you know he's one? Char still mental, gets it from her mum!

 

[MooBug]

I thought Parker had like 647383 meals so why do they always eat their tea without him and make sure he’s sleeping?

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Kid sleeps 18 hours a day

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Credit where credit is due I actually like that green dress on her. She needs to stop gurning in photos though

 

[Hello Kitty]

Kid sleeps 18 hours a day

Aww bless the bebe aka parker pants xxx

 

[Emslou22]

Are all the cocktail pictures for our benefit?! To prove they’re not boring perhaps?!

 

[MooBug]

Also, it’s actually pissing me off now how much that poor kids been in his pram. They’ve basically just gone on a holiday for them two and dumped him in his pram 90% of the time.
What one (in a week - let’s mark the day on our calendars) year old wants to sit in his pram whilst mumsy and dad play air hockey and get drunk

 

[starper]

Life of char Louise #8 chars showing us her nips, porkers growing tits, Charlie couldn’t give a shi*

 

[spillthetea22]

Also, it’s actually pissing me off now how much that poor kids been in his pram. They’ve basically just gone on a holiday for them two and dumped him in his pram 90% of the time.
What one (in a week - let’s mark the day on our calendars) year old wants to sit in his pram whilst mumsy and dad play air hockey and get drunk

I know. Acts like she’s the best mum, when she’s actually a lazy bleep. They will defo have a kids paddling pool in a hotel like that which is where they should be, Parker playing in the water with a little bucket and watering can, in a little ring. They just can’t be asked.

And last nights performance was defo for our benefit. Cocktails and recording games to show to show us they have a “fun relationship”. When in reality Charlie couldn’t wait to get back to the room to have a posh wank.

 

[Hello Kitty]

Has she really just posted AGAIN that she will have a one year old soon

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Queue tomorrows post ‘in 6 days time we will have a 1 year old’

 

[ChampagneBox]

Thread suggestion: countdown till bebe is one; your holiday looks boring hun

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Looking back at her feed and I still can’t believe how big Parker got so quickly. At 5 months he was the size of my 11 month old

 

[Freckledredhead]

She really needs to calm the duck down.
Hey in a years time you’ll have a two year old. Best start wanging on about that too.
Wonder if we’ll get treated to some nicu pics for a change and of her crying, and porker covered in cake (that he doesn’t get at home ) 1 year earth side, i just can’t believe it (what the concept of time?) grammatically incorrect speeches about how they was having a great day, psycho nanny with a dashing tribute, nips could possibly feature or mum bush, pictures of her trying to push her front teeth out.
don’t bother posting we’ve already sussed it

Trying to push her front teeth out