Lifeofcharlouise #7 still can’t dress for her figure, can her portion sizes get any bigger?

[Blueskies83]

What they've eaten and the fact they are taking it in turns to go on the slide... this girl has zero personality yet her dullness fascinates me so much

I can’t stop watching here for that reason!!

 

[cuppateame]

He looks SO moody. I can imagine they are so vanilla in the bedroom. He seems so vain aswell makes me cringe defo show no love in that relationship!

 

[Readread]

NGL I really want to see a video of Char going down the slide

Hahahhaha thanks Char

 

[ChampagneBox]

He looks SO moody. I can imagine they are so vanilla in the bedroom. He seems so vain aswell makes me cringe defo show no love in that relationship!

I expect they got together when she was vain too…now it’s too late to leave

 

[Blueskies83]

She described those slides as epic my 16 months old was doing those type of slides with his dad when we went to Crete. She needs to get herself to a proper waterpark

 

[MooBug]

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Hahahhaha thanks Char

who asked for that in here? Not a good look at all

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Please can someone tell me where the toast is on this plate? All I see is a slice of bread

 

[ChampagneBox]

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Please can someone tell me where the toast is on this plate? All I see is a slice of bread

Beige like her life I bet she thinks spicy seasoning is salt and pepper #foodie

 

[Allaboutthehashtag]

I'll say it again, that boy is just fed to make her life easier. He's not a foodie, a Prince or should be pandered to. He's an 11 month old that needs to discover tastes and textures and not be Bruce bogtrotter! I wouldn't eat that much for breakfast let alone my kids and they are near their teens.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Why is the hotel so dead?!?!?

 

[Crazycatlady18]

I'll say it again, that boy is just fed to make her life easier. He's not a foodie, a Prince or should be pandered to. He's an 11 month old that needs to discover tastes and textures and not be Bruce bogtrotter! I wouldn't eat that much for breakfast let alone my kids and they are near their teens.

Thing is what she’s doing to him is so stupid. Stuffing him to sleep.
My girl is 8months next week, hates food, and is so small for her age wearing 3-6mo clothes, yet sleeps thru the night. You don’t need an over weight baby to sleep.

 

[Crazycatlady18]

She’s late for breakfast. I don’t think she needs to worry, she’ll get a table & sun bed no problem.

 

[Readread]

If 9am is late for breakfast then she really needs to get a life

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Giving a baby strawberry milkshake, I really despair with her. How much sugar?!

 

[Allaboutthehashtag]

Okay, take back my comments on Charlie. Looks like a Tim, nice but dim. She actually looks like she's got more of a personality than he has and that's saying something there

Birthday eve? She must be taking the piss out of us!

That and veel. I can't deal with morons

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Charlie always reminds me of Phil vickery

 

[ChampagneBox]

How long has onparkersplates been out the bio?

 

[spillthetea22]

Right that’s it! I’ve blown! How many bleeping times is this silly witch going to remind us that Parker’s 1st birthday is coming. She’s actually bleeping mental, not as in just the saying, she is actually crazy, mental, loopy, fucked up!!!

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Right that’s it! I’ve blown! How many bleeping times is this silly witch going to remind us that Parker’s 1st birthday is coming. She’s actually bleeping mental, not as in just the saying, she is actually crazy, mental, loopy, fucked up!!!

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She really needs to calm the duck down.
Hey in a years time you’ll have a two year old. Best start wanging on about that too.
Wonder if we’ll get treated to some nicu pics for a change and of her crying, and porker covered in cake (that he doesn’t get at home ) 1 year earth side, i just can’t believe it (what the concept of time?) grammatically incorrect speeches about how they was having a great day, psycho nanny with a dashing tribute, nips could possibly feature or mum bush, pictures of her trying to push her front teeth out.
don’t bother posting we’ve already sussed it

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Guys, can anyone tell me how on earth she’s going to have a 1 year old? duck me, she’s boring! She’s really turned having a baby in to a personality trait. She’s a sad sack, her obsession is not normal!